Pie: OH, but before the battle i have a quetion to ask ya

Pie: so... like chu have a second mouth thingy, right?

RK:*holds Lancer closer*0-0

Pie: ok then *force opens his belly mouth thingy and puts a cookie inside*

Pie: like, odk i thought u might be able to eat or do something else with it other than use it as a weapon or something XD

idk*

RK:you are a brave child 0-0

Pie: *shrug* nobody said curiosity killed the chimera, right?

Pie: right? i-i su-suppose?... *nervous laugh*

Pie: lol, so u were hungry, huh?

RK:*still holding Lancer close* yeseth?

Pie: *notices Lancer* oh... right, we were going to fight, right? oh well... that's bad, 'cuz i had more cookies waiting to be eaten, welp, more for me, RK and Lancer then

RK:*looks at King nervously* uh...I ...dunno? *he gives lancer a look like 'we can talk about this later'*

(poor RK... He just wants to protect Lancer but he cant say certain things because of King being able to kill him...and get rid of his job... KINDA LIKE HITLER)

((the mouth is sad but King is angery? lol XD)) Pie: welp then, let's fight! *DaWg PoWeRs On* *BARKS* *goes behind King Spade and bites his butt and rips his pants off* ((if he has idk XD)) a classic hee hee...

((lol))

( i can just imagine Autumn coming in and yelling 'no more hitler, he was bad enough! We dont need another!')

Pie: Ur A dOgGo?! ok then... let's go with another classical *cheetah hiss kinda thing* MEOOOOOWWWWW!!!! *HISS* I'M GOING TO SCRATCH UR FACE OFF, U BAD DOG!!! ((has cheetah arms, so she CAN do like that))

(pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft)( i need that...) *random cat comes in* RK:when were there cats- ....I should just stop questioning things...

((u read meh mind!? i wrote dis before uur comment loaded :O))

Pie: :O KITTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *purr*

Pie: *pets the cat*

Cat:*le purr*

Pie: *purr-sception*

Pie: U BAD DOGGO STAY AWAY!!! *HISS* *Scratches his face*

King Spade's face*

Cat: MREEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW*runs around, scaredly* RK:.... thiseth is kindest of funny...

Pie: U BAD DOGGO!!! NOW U WON'T HAVE TREATS!!!... uh... ok, that's kind of thogh for ANY domestic animal... srry, here have a dog treat! these r my favorite ones! or... u can have a cookie, if u don't wanna

RK:Your Majesty! *runs over* are you alright?! (he drops the act of 'old english' from suprise and concern)

Pie: oh no... did i scatch u so badly? but i though my claws weren't THAT sharp... er... sorry...

RK:you dont seem fine... *calls for a healer or something*

Pie: ... *whines* i'm sorry... here, have all the treats i carried with... i don't deserve them anymore... i scratched u so bad...

Pie: *puts on some resistant gloves so she cant scratch and a muzzle on*

Random Healer that i dont even care in naming:What is it Raalx- Your Majesty!

Pie: *whining* i messed up so badly...

Random Healer that i dont even care in naming: Please, let me heal you, Your Majesty! Even if its minor, it could get infected! (showing how stupidly smart you are with healing stuffs XD)

Pie: ... *staring at the grond speachless and sad*

ground*

Random Healer that i dont even care in naming:*heals him*

Random Healer that i dont even care in naming:*nods and leaves* RK:*still loks slightly concerned*

*teleports* hugz— *reverse teleports*

Pie: *slowly and melancholcally walks away*

*teleport tu pie* HUGGS—- *reverse teleports the sequel*

Pie: thanks :,3 but i still won't get these off...

*takes muzzle* HUEHUEHUE—- *runs*

Pie: H-HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!

NEVAH HUEHUEHUE

HAH-

Pie: why does everyone keep stealing my muzzle tho?? ;w;

U don need it

RK:thats trueth

Pie: BU-BUT U R STEALING OTHER'S THINGS I GUNNA CALL UNDYNE THE POLICE OFFICER!!!

*umithoughtwewereinthedarkworld?*

*sodidI???* RK:what is an Undyne...?

Pie: uh... i forgot we're in the dark world *Nervous sweat* hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pie: nyah...

I mean we have a rudinn...

Pie: *tryies 2 call 911 nothing happens* NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U KNOW WUT? I'M GUNNA GO TO THE LIGHTNER WORLD AND UR GUNNA MEET UNDYNE!!! YES, JUST LIKE THAT!!!

RK:*looking at Pie just ike, 'the floof???'*

Pie: *mAgIcAlLy EvErYoNe GeTs TeLePoRtEd* *calls 911*

*goes back to the dark world* nah fam I’m out

Pie: -and yes, they robbed meh, officer Undyne- -yes, yes, i kinda caught them, they're here *boop* now ur gunna give meh bacc meh stuff or u goes 2 jail!

*teleports the spades back to the dark world* nah

Actually, I took it

RK:*.....so uh... why am I here...?

And she’s not getting it back until she stops being depressed

*police cars everywhere* Undyne: THIS IS OFFICER UNDYNE, HANDS UP, NOW GIVE IN OR WE'LL SHOOT!!! YOU ARE THE ONE'S WHO STOLE THIS GIRL'S MUZZLE, RIGHT? Pie: now u know who is Undyne

Oh yeah forgot abt you *grabs Rouxls* back home we go—-

Sorry fammmm we leffft-

Pie: wait! *teleport's 'em bacc*

Nope *REVERSE KARRD*

Undyne: uh... i wanted something interesting happening in this town... but this is just... what the heck!!!

Undyne: SO, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY DID THIS OR IS THERE ANY DRUGS BEING USED IN THIS AREA?

(PFFFT NO LANCER CHILD—)

Undyne: *looks at Lancer* uh... kid... drugs are some adult busyness, so you can't have any, sorry

RK:*somehow gets back* *comes over, picks up Lancer and walks away, tail coat trailing behind him dramtically* nope

**huehuehue also the Darkners are back where they belong-**

(lol "u can't have any, srry" that sounded bad)

*cover child's ears* no

RK: uh... drugs are very bad thing that will make you go insane and hurt alot of people (so uh, stretching the truth there a bit RK XD) so of course I dont.

Undyne: NOW BACK TO YOU, MISTER, I'M GOING TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ANY DRUGS, WEAPONS AND IF YOU GIVE BACK THAT MUZZLE TO THAT GIRL *checks the Spade King*

*taunts* I have the muzzle~

RK:no he's just like that naturally-*suddenly realises what he said and shuts his mouth, now looking nervous*

Undyne: OH, SO YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING TROBLE, HUH? *ignores a bit King Spade* HANDS UP, WE HAVE ALL OUR POLICE MEN AROUND Y'ALL!

Undyne: WE CAN SHOOT YOU ALL WITH OUR GUN RIGHT NOW! SO GIVE IN!

NOH SCREW YOU-

Pie: uh... this is kindamessed up... Lancer... uh ur dad kinda... idk but uh... *looks at Undyne* UHHHH............................... Undyne: ALL OF YOU JUST GET IN THE CARS, I CAN'T BE FOOLING AROUND WITH YOU, THERE'S STUFF GOING ON IN OTHER PARTS OF THIS TOWN, YOU KNOW?

*runs*

*takes everyone and puts them in the portal to the dark world* k king have a father-son conversation or somthing and rouxls just stay put k? *smacc da polic*

Undyne: H-HEY!!!... what the fu-- did just happend?...

O look now you made the precious boy cry. *smacc*

King no.

Undyne: ...huh?! kid, i know... *ugh* *mumbles "why is it so hard to tell things to innocent kids???"* k-kid... we'll... w-we'll do what we can do... maybe he'll just have to pay a liiiiiiiiiittle bit of money and he won't get arrested...

RK:*watching the events nervously, knowing that after this, King will probably be angry with him*

King stop.

((my computer's slow ;w;)) Undyne: SO... *looks at Lancer* fine... you'll just have a mulct of 50 G k? we'll take it easy...

RK:*he doesnt know what to do currently.After this, he'll probably either one die or two lose his job and basically everything...*

King. Nows not the time for emotional carp.

((lel))

G, k?*

((i thought this would mess up even more, 'cuz in dark world u use dollars... lel))

KING NOW'S NOT THE TIME-

RK:*he wonders why he's still here and not on the run 0-0*

Undyne: uh... mister??? why you'd show me THAT?

*becomes blob* ok

RK:*awkwardly starts to walk away XD*

Rouxls take me with you

*suddently all the police men that aren't Undyne point at RK w/ their guns*

RK:UHHHHH *sweating* NOWHERE! JUST...UH...STRETCHING MY LEGS :D *mutters to Zecri* I will find a way 0-0

*become puddle* I'm not a part of thiss

RK:also, why are you pointing your weapons at me 0-0

((XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)) *police officers look at RK like if they were saying "we've got an eye on u"*

*hug rouxls leg* hhhhhhh

Undyne: because reasons

RK:*thinking:these poor children 0-0*

RK:whatest reasons??? WHAT DIDETH IEST DO

( oh look, he got old english back XD)

Undyne: uh... you seemed invoved in this, that's the reason

RK:imet justeth the lesser dad hereth....

Undyne: WHAT?! GET IN THE CAR!! NOW!!!!!!

God damit king. You've given yourself a valid reason for them to shoot you

((my computers slowwwwwwwwww plz don't go soooooooo faaaaaaaaasssssssssssstttttttttttt ;w;))

RK:*staring at King like he's Crazy, but tries to mask the expression:he's already in enough trouble with King...*

computer's*

*all guns r pointing the king now* Undyne: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??!!

*grabs popcorn* rouxls you want some

RK:*is confused and scared af* sure 0-0...eth

*spills popcorn* oops

*facepalm*

Undyne: NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR THE LAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Spade King and puts him in the car by force* ((remember she's VERY strong))

*commits BreAtH*

RK:0-0 *thinking of how horrible his life is and how normal it was about an hour ago*

((XD))

Rouxls is it legal for me to summon a portal yet? This is getting out of hand

Pie: *btw whispering at Zecri*not yet is getting interesting XD

RK:nope. not illegal. I dont think so anyway 0-0 I dont know the Lightners laws....

*wispers back* can I at least have more popcorn?

Pie: ok

RK:wait...If King is arrested... we wont have a ruler...the dark world will go into chaos....

We have lancer! andyou..

((It didn't load lol))

((idk what did i do, but srry Zecri))

RK: ... 0-0 id make a horrible ruler 0-0 and Lancer... Lancer will be...well...Lancer.

Undyne: WAIt! what? r-ruler? King?

Undyne: woah woah, wait? what?

RK:yeah. That's King Spades you have in there...

And we're from like this dark world that was like some Yin and Yang carp, and there's like this dark f- *covers mouth* huehuehue~

RK:*looking at Undyne like ' you didnt know this...?*

Undyne: ...*to Pie* KID, YOU WERE TRYING TO ARREST A KING??? Pie: *sweats* ;w; b-but h-he was involucrated i-in robbery... Undyne: *mumble "i... ugh... kid, just-"* SHUT UP! I'LL LET YOU GO ALL NOW, WE WASTED ENOUGH TIME! *oficers go away* Pie: *sweats even moar* *whine*

RK:*staring at undyne with one thought: she's scary*

Yay! We can go home and have food!

Pie: apparently ;w; *still nervous and sweating a lot*

Zecri:* wow. For a lightener who has probably never even heard of the dark world believed that easily*

Pie: she was just doing her business stuff, and doesn't see too much stuff goin' around, but this was way too much for her, i think

RK:....*suddenly realises that Kinga probably gonna be angry at him**he started to go in another direction trying to get away from them all without them noticing 0-0*

*follows rouxls*

Pie: btw... Rk, were r ya going?

RK:0-0 uh nowhere heh... and uh,... i didnt really d-do anything

Pie: but uh.... i think i should go too... *she thinks she messed up because it all started when she scratched the King*

*hides behind rouxls leg*

RK:*starts to sweat and flinches*

RK: w-w-what...? *both stammers from confusion and the tightness*

*somehow gets smushed in the hug* h

Pie: *scaped with no one noticing*

*melts to escape the LOV*

:O we should make an amino so we can roleplay there- wait... Unless you have amino that is...

(i dont have amino)

((lancer is now my favorite))

RK: LANCER! (oof gtg to bed)

Pie: *comes bacc outta nowhere* WHAT DID U JUST SAY LANCER? also have u noticed we're in the lightner world? i'm gunna go chill with Sans now, XD *leaves, again*

*ship* (Aw bye)

((00:03 lmao, me 2, bye ;w;))

(Aw I'm lonely now)

Aro: (literally out of nowhere) this kid ships it, i like

((NU))

wheRE DID THEY COME FROM AAAAAA--

Aro: portal

Oh. That's reasonable

Aro: yep

((bacc, but i think almost everyone left lmao))