This will make you a red as a tomatoe Shrek 5

-places minecraft bed next to yours-

i love you and i cant get you out of my head, you have been on my mind a lot this week. lol

owowowowowowowo w-w-w-w-w-what-what if I- if I... uwuwuwu ch-chopped off-ch-chopped- chopped off y-your- your c-co-co-c- cock and ba- and- and balls UwO *blooshes*

just think, you and shrek after a long night rest your heads on the soft pillow as you try and sleep, you keep tossing and turning until shrek whispers in your ear with a soft sothing voice, "it will be okay my dear" you bed slumps over and you feel something warm cuddle agenst your cold back "i will protect you.." you close your eyes with a warm smile as shrek watches over you with care.

You and Rick Astley was sleeping but you wake up and you were in heat you start to pat Rick and Rick woke up He took the microphone of his bed and ask softly at your ear "Whats the matter you start to blush a lot As he kissed you in the lips "Lets go to bed and do it tomorrow "he whispers softly in your ear then he bit it softly And you and Rick went back to sleep on the master bed

Your still wearing my hoodie dude-

You go somewhere I don't know the places where you go and you meet you're dream girl and push you to make you fall onto the girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sus super sus

I ship u with ur crush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)