jeff: what? meep?! ur gonna meep me?! we would have u for dinner if u said that on our planet

jeff: anything is food. as long as it tastes good.

preferred pronunciation is jeff.

jeff: I'd rather be called the name I was born with.

oh and I didn't realize I uploaded it twice

jeff: great. on our planet, that's a good way to get eaten.

jeff: yes, didn't think u tasted great.

jeff: not absolutely. You weren't fresh or spiced. No intellectual thoughts which make me want to vomit your brain. Brains are the best part of the human body. M o s t of the time. And you were too salty as you stated.

jeff: yes, as long as they have good taste buds

jeff: mmm... What's that... yum. is this what humans survive on? It's great. I guess humans do have good taste buds.

jeff: hmmm... as I said before, if u have a good taste in food. I most likely can.

jeff: if u persist to not want be alive, I can eat you.

jeff: our age is numerous, however we do not count our age, we count how many things we eat. I am 129,334,674,000 years old. (in food)

jeff: Why are you running? on our planet, this makes us want to eat you a lot more.

jeff: they say the butler stole it, but I ate him. So it's me.

jeff: I do not do such activities.

jeff: I do not know such things...

jeff: h i

jeff: Only if there is food.