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"Can- can I... Have some'ting, to eat... please?"
*he has a Polish accent and pauses a lot because it's hard for him to speak*
#1 Roll your ‘r’ ...
#2 Do not forget about the soft sign ь ...
#3 Or about the hard sign ъ ...
#4 ‘o’ becomes ‘a’ when unstressed ...
#5 Ignore vowel length ...
Replace the 'i' with 'ee'
Roll the 'r'
Use a harsh 'h'
Soften your 'e'
Forget about the 'th'
Take your 'u' sound to the extreme
Instead of 'v' go with 'w'
Have the right attitude
He's modest, clever, and so smart, he barely can restrain it
With so much generosity, there is no way to contain it
To contain it
To contain, to contain, to contain