Omg- he automatically wins the fight then-
If a guy moans while im beating him up, im going to stop fight and lay on the ground, and act dead.and
What's funny is that me and my friend had a whole conversation about this,,
I can't fight masochists- because i'd get myself set up- and it would be weird if im just beating him up and he goes "ah~ hit me harder mommy~"
I would cringe real hard-
,,,,, Were you stalking us..? 👀
zek: stop being depressed thats damon's job
john: oh yeah? *shoves a cross down zek's throat
damon: bro whatd you do that for
john: he told me not to be depressed
damon: dang, why
john: because he said thats your job
damon, on 43rd cup of coffee: sips coffee* well he's not wrong