Our Soggy Turnip Love By Shrek My Love A Love Song For Shrek This one's for you Lord Swamp! My love for you is like the most soggy turnip, Your face reminds me of moist aardvarks, Together, we are like spheghettios and vinegar. Oh darling Shrek, My soggy turnip, My moist onion, The perfect companion to my spheghettios soul. Blood are red, Ur mom are blue, I like get rekt, But not as much as I love smooching with you! Oh darling Shrek, Your toes are like swamp forks on a autumn day, You're like the most charming electrician to ever walk My swamp. Your moist aardvark face, Your vinegar soul, Your swamp toes, Your charming electrician being... How could I look at another when our soggy turnip love is so strong? I love you Lord Swamp!