Edgy

Mr. [Insert Username], I have to report you to the FBI for showing numerous accounts of wanting to view child pornography or explicit content of child in pornographic or adult sense. I am an undercover agent, and the FBI has been notified of your location. You were warned multiple times in different languages that I was with the FBI. This is no longer a warning. Your time is up. The military has been alerted of your position. The airborne troops have been deployed. Surrender to General Lappez immediately, or face the might of the unrivaled American nuclear arms.

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Billy Eyelash