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Protector
Ask John-
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TheUnknown17 
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19.08.2019
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TheUnknown17[OP]
19.08.2019 22:10
LinkI feel so dumb for having a priest oc ah90shf9-hsf=shfafc
John - "He'd only point his cross at Dj" You really need to be blessed child :'(
So do we get to hear the story of why you whacked someone with the cross? 0v0
John - Alright then- To make a long story short, a friend of mine was at my place and I was trying to kill a spider, he kept on pursuing me so I just hit him with the cross.
That’s honestly the best you are one of my favorite characters now— wait is that a fourth wall break— oops—
So did your friend ever recover from the blow getting hit by a cross must’ve done to his pride?
Aw, that’s mean. I would’ve been even more your friend because of that haha. Also did you succeed in killing the spider?
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John - Surprisingly and luckily, I did. I couldn't just let it live-
Well done UwU
So when you say pursuing does this mean as I’m chasing o r ....
John - Good day, and uh.. "He'd look at Aranix then Azriel" Are they okay?
Azriel: Yeah, he's fine. He just doesn't want to get to close to you.
Aranix: 'Cuz I'm a demon.
Azriel: It's okay. As long as I'm here, he won't cause any trouble.
Aranix: *grumbles*
John - Oh- Alright then.. Anyways, my name is John, and you two are?
Azriel: I am Azriel. I am an angel.
Aranix: I am Aranix, and you already know what I am.
Azriel: A pleasure meeting you too.
Aranix: He does not speak for me!
Azriel: Protecting mortals, and spreading the word and love of Jesus and God around the world.
Aranix: I'm basically just hanging out with Azriel, and saying the ultimate "F*ck you" towards Azazel.
Azriel: Indeed. So, how long have you been a priest?
Aranix: Have you ever encountered a demon before now?
John - I haven't been a priest for a long time, but I'd say at least a year. And yes, I have encountered more demons.
Azriel: It's probably been a good year, right?
Aranix: Did the demons ever say their names? I might know them.
John - Well, it had it's ups and downs, but it was still pretty decent. And I've never spoke to any demon other then you right now.
John - I'd say the downs are a few of the things I had to help people with.
Azriel: Oh. Yeah, those aren't fun, are they?
Aranix: I knew it was exorcisms!
John - They really aren't, and they're even worse when no one's around to help me.
Azriel: I assume you aren't the most popular priest?
Aranix: Have any of the people you've exorcised curse a lot, and drink a ton of alcohol when they were possessed?
John - Of course I'm not the most popular, but I'm fine with that.
And a lot of the people that where possessed only spoke Gibberish from what I remember, none of them cursed or well.. Drank-
Azriel: I know how you feel. all of the archangels hate me.
Aranix: Well, if you ever do exorcise someone who curses and drinks a LOT, That's probably me. Sorry, not sorry.
John - Oh, is there a reason why they hate you or is it for no reason at all?
Also, I'll be damned if I ever have exorcise a person that you possessed.
Azriel: Let's just say, I kind of sided with Lucifer when he betrayed God. I thought I could trust him, but I know better now. I tried to get forgiveness from them and God. God forgave me, but the archangels, Raphael, Michael, and... Gabriel, wouldn't let me back into heaven.
Aranix: *resumes drinking from his flask*
John - I'm sorry to hear so. We all make mistakes, some make bigger than others, but we still get forgiven at some point.
Azriel: Amen. John, if you get to heaven when you die, promise me this; Stay away from Gabriel. He took my eyes when I begged for forgiveness.
Aranix: Gabriel's the reason why I have no wings. Still hurts sometimes, too.
John - That Gabriel seems like a terrible person. But still, if I get to heaven, I promise I won't talk to him.