I think it's time For you to know The awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you Cause you're a brand new species Big cat Space Nazis Robert Stack God damn it, gonna snap Leonard Nimoy, Call me back (Call me back) [Chorus] I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out Cause I'm the right one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your A.M., A.M. radio [Verse 2] Oh, I'm crying now Authentic tears They flow out of me when I think about you Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this Oh My God I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me [Chorus] I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory