why are they called apartments if there all together

Why do your lips separate when you say touch, but touch when you say seperate

When you eat a lollipop your just tasting flavoured saliva

BALOGNA IS MEAT PANCAKES

lasagna is spaghetti flavoured cake

IF VEGANS GET IN A FIGHT IS IT STILL CONSIDERED BEEF

Why do round pizzas come in square boxes

Your pet will never know how much you really love them

when you paint a room it gets smaller

If you put a bigger bed in your room you have more bed room but less bedroom

When you take a shower or clean yourself your getting something else dirty unless you clean that thing with another thing but then you get that second thing dirty

You'll never touch your right elbow with your right arm

Why does Sonic have two pupils in one big eye

your bowel movements come in all states of matter, pee poo fart