bussy
by:
AGoreyDemise 
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08.02.2022
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Rattitoupt
08.02.2022 03:59
LinkOML THE NAME-
AGoreyDemise[OP]
08.02.2022 04:00
Linksftu its cute lmao
heres the au
AGoreyDemise[OP]
08.02.2022 04:09
LinkBtw we've been roleplaying for 2 months.. this is my longest roleplay ever and ngl i never want it to end.
Rattitoupt
09.02.2022 17:34
LinkO sameee
Tyler took a sigh of relief. “Okay, just- just making sure.” He passed the phone to Jayden.
“TONIGHT. No- Now! I wanna come back nowww!” He whined. Tyler picked up his new puppy friend and groaned.
“I will!!” He put his phone down and looked at Tyler. “TYLERRRRRPLEASEEEEEE!”
“Okay okay! But that means I’m staying another day. Do you can’t use my truck if you need any help.”
“Thats fine with me!”
He got up and started to work on a lunch for him.
Bon missed him.
Tyler picked up two of the black puppies and started for the door. Molly had picked up one of her puppies and started to follow him.
he cut up some Veggies and started to place them nicely in a pan.
Their Aunt came from out the house and smiled. “Your going already?”
Jayden came over and gave her a hug then got into the car.
“Sorry tía, he’s being impatient and wants to go back to Bon. I’ll be back.”
he heated olive oil in a pan over and Sauté the onion, garlic, and bell peppers until they were soft. then seasoned with salt and pepper and then added crushed tomatoes.
“Alright, take care!” She blew a kiss as the car started. Molly watched them go and went back inside with the rest of her puppies and Oreo.
fcking left oreo behind damn))
he then Arranged the sliced veggies in alternating patterns and topped of the sauce from the outer edge to the middle of the pan.
Oml don’t make him feel bad for doing it- WAIT A SEC IS HE MAKING RATATOUILLE?!))
The drive was a bit shorter, considering that the streets were more empty and he took a shorter route
YES HE IS))
he then made the herb seasoning In a small bowl, mixed together the basil, garlic, parsley, thyme, salt, pepper, and olive oil Then Spooned the herb seasoning over the vegetables.
AAAAAAAAAAA))
They soon arrived and Jayden busted the door down. (Not fr)
AAAAAAAAA))
Bon looked up and out of the kitchen then ran to him and gave him a hug.
"mon amour tu m'as tellement manqué!!"
he giggled happily then the timer went off and he ran back to the kitchen to plate the food.
He followed him as Tyler came back. “Where’s Oreo?”
“Huh? I thought you grabbed her?”
“B r u h.” Tyler sat the two puppies on the floor then went back to his car to pick her up.
he came back with the Ratatouille.
"you did not just say you left my baby girl at a farm."
“I didn’t leave her. Tyler did. But he remembered Banjo and Rice.” He bent down and picked up the two puppies
"i hope you're not planning on keeping them..one is enough..plus we'll have a little you running around soon and i want all my focus there." he walked up closer and presented the food.
He grabbed the food after he sat the puppies down. Then he went over to the table and sat down.
"it's Ratatouille, I hope you like it. " he looked at Tyler. "I'd offer you some but you left my baby at a farm."
“Sorry.” He put his hands up in defense and turned. “I’ll go get her now.”
“It’s okay, I’ll get something on my way.” He went out to his truck and drove off
He smiled and kissed him back. “Oh, when should I tell my mom about the kid?”
“Okay, oh I should also get ready.” He stood up and checked the time. “I think I get my camera today.” He smiled
“Well- that’s what they call it. That’s why I’m dropping out. They have good pay too.”
"OH its a job" he smiled and wiggled his tail "thats awesome Moo" he gave him a hug
"i would be too! doing something i love as work? that'd be amazing! im so happy for you!"
he gave him face kisses.
"they don't need another chef right now..plus Andre is retiring in a few years, if im lucky i can get the spot then" he smiled.
"the only truble is the one weird dude that comes in every sunday i work that tries to get my number or touch me. honestly i think he has me confused for a women, poor cherry deals with that shit too."
"Because if I see that guy in the act I dont mind sacrificing another horn."
He giggled. "Okay then. I'll just give him something other than a horn." He playfully waved his fist around.
He smiled and put his hand down. "Me too. But if he seems a bit too... ripped then I'll chicken out and call Tyler.
"you think im a twig until you see him, I could snap that man in half..but i like my job so im not gonna"
OMG My history on my school computer is filled with 'bussy'😭)))
"But I'm a customer... It's worth getting banned from entering tho."
HAHAHAHA omg CLEAR UR HISTORYY i use a private browser so my history isn't full of Bussy))
"hm..ture..but me and Gabe, thats my boss, have a good relationship so maybe i can convince him to not ban you."
I CANT. They removed it and I cant delete anything T0T))
"Good." He lied his head on Bon's lap.
"don't you think it'd be more comfortable not sitting in separate chairs?"
((asking to move to the couch in a awkward way))
he laughed and moved his head then stood and walked to the couch.
"thats because Oreo is a dog..and dogs are weird. has nothing to do with my looks."
"You have so much pretty, it coming off as an aroma. And she likes the smell of it."
(Yo, beef boy really thought he ate)
"Why are you laughing at my expertise?" He stood and started to poke Bon aon both of his sides.
“YES!” He continued until someone knocked on the door. “Ooh, must be Tyler. I’ll give you the time to run.” He got off him and went to the door.
Jayden opened the door and Tyler stood there with Oreo wiggling around. “Here, now where other the two others?”
“Two others..? OH! Wait where are they?” He looked around.
Once he left, Jayden slowly closed the door and looked in Bons direction
He wrapped his arm around him. "You seem to get tired a bit quicker now."
"And I'm the one with the kid, I blessed you with an adorable puppy and myself. SOOOO, I love you more."
he sat up and looked at him
"i gave you the kid." he stuck his tongue out.
“But I’m only saying that to make you let go.” He stuck his tongue out at him.
he wiggled his tail then sniffed Jayden's face and bit his ear again.
He flinched and thought that all hope was lost. But then he remembered the ear trick. And thats exactly what he did. >:) He sat up and bit Bon's ear.
"ay!" he knocked on his head. "you are not better then me, and you are absolutely unique!"
"these" he pointed to Jayden's eyes. "i have never seen such a beautiful shade of purple"
Jayden soon fell asleep.
Wait- when was the last time Bon had eaten human meat?))
a long ass time, its why he sometimes wakes and chooses murder. Why?))
he stared at him then soon fell asleep.
👁👄👁 he need to eat some human meat before he actually murders someone))
In the morning, Jayden woke up and went to the bathroom.
well now that you said something, heres a moment of bloodlust bc conflict and i forgot it was a thing))
Bon shifted and rolled onto his back.
:’] Oreo is still in the room..))
When he was done, he looked in the mirror. He couldn’t tell if he was gaining weight or losing it.
RUN OREO RUN!!))
He opened his eyes and sat up. He looked down at the bed next to him thinking to himself.
he, being in that silly goofy mood, thought that was a threat and attacked her back, grabbing her by the head and pushing her into the bed, trying to suffocate her.
She wiggled around and started to yelp in fear.
“Bon!” Jayden came over and grabbed his hand
GOD DAMN))
“What are you doing to Oreo?!”
She sat up and sneezed, then she ran away from Bon and went into the living room.
he growled more, showing his teeth like a defence mechanism.
how has jayden not recognized the 'i woke up this morning and choose Violence' look yet?))
He pouted and left the room then he closed and held the doorknob. “Your not coming out until you calm down…”
oh no, don't lock him in a tiny room it gets worse!! JAYDEN!! WHYY!!))
his face started to turn into one of panic. "you're..locking me in my room?"
HE DIDNT KNOW))
“Until you calm down then you can come out. You nearly killed Oreo.”
wait so did he close the door already im lost))
his breathing became fast and panicked.
no hes having a panic attack you asshole >:( ))
he laid on his side, curling up and hugging himself. His nails dug into his arms and broke skin making them bleed.
Bon stared at nothing and everything though it was blurred by tears. he felt the walls closing in.
T0T))
He opened the door and looked at Bon. “Oh- dammit. Are you alright?” He caressed his face with one of his hands.
he looked up at him a shrieked, slapping his hand away and crawling away, falling off the bed and hitting his head, making him cry out in pain.
"AHH!!! NO LET GO! LET GO!!" he sobbed and tried to push him away.
"S'il te plaît, pas plus, laisse-moi tranquille Vince, je suis désolé" he sobbed crawling away from him and hitting a corner.
Jayden, now getting panicked, started to get ready eyed. “What? What are you- did I do something? Sorry!”
“Sorry, sorry sorry!” He started to shake and then stood up and left the room.
he glanced around and grabbed his toy cow then sat back in the corner watching the door.
Jayden went into the living room and started to cry. He didn’t mean to scare him.
he squeezed the toy and slowly laid down to calm himself, using it as a pillow. it took him nearly a minute to fall asleep...he had used so much energy trying to get away from something that wasn't there.
He rubbed his face and attempted to stop crying. But beef boy felt too bad.
beef did something Vince did (hence the reason Bon said his name) and now has the bun terrified of him))
he was completely calmed now. asleep, but calm.
Oreo snuck back into Bons room and trotted over to him. Then she kicked his face a bit.
understandable))
he flinched and sat up, looking at her, backing away then snuggling back into the cow.
Jayden stood call his brother, accidentally bumping into the table in the process.
the sound made him look up then stand and go check it out, squeezing the toy to his chest tightly.
“Ow..” He kept wiping the tears off his face and went to the table to get his phone.
He noticed Bon and stared back. Then he started to silently cry and grabbed his phone and walked back to the living room.
"then why did you lock me in the room?" he squeezed him tightly, starting to cry again.
He then felt a sudden pang of guilt. “I’m sorry… I didn’t-“ his face started to feel hot.
"i thought you hated me, i thought you were him." he shook and sobbed.
he squeezed him. "i don't forgive you, that was fcked Jayden...but i don't hate you." he buried himself into his shoulder.
“I know you dont forgive me.” He stopped hugging him and looked at the floor.
despite not wanting to, he let go of him and grabbed the cow plush instead.
He went inside and closed the door. Then he sat on the floor and hugged his knees.
Jayden soon came back out and sat on the couch. He was still looking at the floor.
Bon hopped up next to him and tried to show him he still loved him, giving Jayden hugs and small kisses on the cheek.
“Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Me siento muy culpable…”
"so in the long run..i guess thats my fault.." he finally let go of him and sat back.
"oh don't do that, you'll ruin the skin there." he cupped his face.
He stopped but couldn’t help but to tear up. “I don’t want you to blame yourself.”
he looked away and leaned into him, putting his head on his chest.
He got a notification on his phone. When he looked at his he groaned lightly and then sat it down.
he nuzzled him. "ill still get you the camera, you like taking pictures right? so it wouldn't be useless"
Oreo soon came out the room with Moomoo in her mouth and came over to them.
he sat up and kept his hands in his lap. "i tried to hurt Oreo again...didn't i?"
He stood up and held his hand out for Bon. "When was the last time you had eaten any human meat?"
Oreo got up and followed Jayden as we walked to the front door. "Okay, how do you do it?"
"i do anything to get them home, even promises of..intimate things..never happens but..it gets them here."
“Okay.” He opened the door and went outside and started walking to the bus stop.
“Anywhere.” He stopped at the stop and looked down at Oreo. “You better keep up an act.” She looked at Jayden and barked.
"So I'm thinking of instead of making things awkward, there could be a reason why someone would come to the apartment."
"Yeah but she isnt that dumb. And the prize for her will be huge so." He shrugged.
"I know. Neither can I. Buttt, how are we going to pay them if they're going to be..." He whispered over to him. "D E A D."
"its extremely stupid and dangerous." he looked down at the pup. "how are you planning this?
"Well... I'm thinking of letting her go in the park. And I have this collar that has the address in the back of the tag." He put it around her next and adjusted the tightness.
Soon, the bus stopped and Jayden stood up and started to walk to the door.
He sat Oreo down and then she ran off. "Wait- Oreo!" She ran off at the wrong time, and wrong direction.
"Yeah... But she went the wrong way- Oreooo!" He got up and jogged in her direction.
he stopped next to him and looked around.
"where's my baby?" he was about to burst into tears.
He wiped his face and stood up. “I’ll keep looking- I might be able to find her..”
When plan fails. Oh well go home))
lol))
he nodded and ran off in another direction calling for the pup.
He looked in another direction.
—
She ran into an alley way and tripped into some mud. Then she ran down the street even more.
She ran into a nearby club and stayed there until it started to get dark
He ran down the alley and called for her, slowing down.
"where is that pup?"
Jayden called him.
——
She started going up to strangers and sniffing them.
“I think we should go back home for now. We don’t want someone to find her and bring her to an empty apartment.”
"alright..ill meet you at the bus stop." he stood up and started his walk
Jayden looked around in a last ditch effort and sighed. Then he began to walk to the bus stop as well.
He followed and noticed someone at the front of the apartment door holding something wrapped in a blanket.
It was a young woman who was holding Oreo in her arms. She knocked on the door again and waited.
The puppy wiggled around at her name and the woman passed her over to Bon in a... disgusted manner. "Uhh yeah this is your dog?"
he hugged and kissed the pup and looked at Jayden.
"Voir! cette gentille femme l'a ses!!" he was so excited he spoke in french.
Jayden took a breath of relief. "Than-"
She cut him off with a pissed smile. "I'm getting paid right?"
"hm-?" Bon looked at her then eyed her up and down. "sure, but try not to interrupt my husband again." he found her rudeness annoying and opened the door, walking in then putting Oreo down.
He offered her a seat then walked down the hall, letting Jayden take care of her bc if he did the living room would need cleaned, rude people are the worst.
He went inside after her and closed the door. Then he followed after Bon. "How do I do it? I- I've never done anything like this before..."
"give her some water with a sedative, i have some in the room..not mine the one with the chair."
he smiled and walked to the room, and started cleaning the tools.
Jayden went back inside the living room. "Uh, are you thirsty?"
"Yeah I guess. Just hurry up with my money."
He nodded and went into the kitchen. He grinded up some pills and then put them into the water.
He passed her the drink and she downed it. “Okay now my money?”
“Uhm… I’ll have to go get it.”
The woman started to feel uneasy and stood up. “You know WHAT. I’m going! Fvck you and your fvcking money!”
he walked back out with a bag. "oh, how unfortunate, leaving so soon.."
She stumbled to the door and then fell unconscious.
“Oops, I think I put a bit too much in there.”
he pulled her to the room and put her in the chair and tightened some straps on the chair.
"silly pup."
once he got her in the chair he looked around for an adrenaline shot, it would wake her up.
"alright"
he put the needle in her skin and pressed the pump down then pulled it out and waited.
She took a gasp and looked around as Jayden left to get cleaning supplies.
“What the hell?!” She thrashed around. “Get me out of this damned thing!”
“Because I SAID so!”
Jayden peeked his head into the room. “Can you please die a bit quieter… I have a head ache.”
“I’m going to DIe?!” She started to frantically scream.
Jayden groaned and closed the door. Then he finished inspecting the place of any hairs or DNA then decided to go lie down on the couch.
"Oh my god women shut up." he reached over and grabbed a knife then forced her mouth open and cut her tongue out.
I like how we just casually creating a murder 💀))
She spat out the blood and gagged. Then she looked up at him in fear and more blood spilled out her mouth.
its- uhm idk lmao))
he stared at her then caressed her face with his thumb. "don't look at me like that i might start to feel bad."
"oh much better." he put his hand down and leaned on the nearby table, watching her choke on her own blood.
he rolled his eyes and leaned down, sniffing her neck then biting into it and ripping away skin.
he laughed a little. "i haven't eaten a women in years, you taste much sweeter then you act" he bit her again.
he ate his fill then pulled away and walked out of the room, being sure to close and lock it.
He sat up and groaned. Then he stood and started walking to the room. “I’m going to bed…”
after a bit he came back, in a nightshirt and drying his hair then laid down next to him.
He groaned again and sat up. Then he made his way to the bathroom and sat by the toilet.
Then, there was a noise. A nasty noise that went like this: 😞😟😖😰🤢🤮💀 (okay not the dead part but you know what I mean)
He smiled. “Thank you, I-“ then he sat up and sped walked to the bathroom.
“SORRYYY!” Then he leaned over the toilet. He felt like throwing up again.
"nasty.."
he grabbed a spare blanket and walked into the bathroom.
He sat down next to him and petted his head.
"oh..my poor baby."
"mhm."
he hugged him back (as best as he could in that position) and kept petting his head.
he smiled at him then gently and slowly picked him up and carried him back to the room and laid him down.
really hard for tiny bunny to do that))
In the morning, Jayden stared at the ceiling. He was hungry, but didnt know what he wanted to eat.
Bon was snoring quietly. he rolled away from him, facing his back to him.
He looked at him and smiled. Then he quietly sat up and walked to the kitchen.
Oreo followed him and wagged her tail.
"You hungry?" He grabbed her food from the freezer and sat it on the floor.
his eyes popped open, hearing the bag. he shot up and walked out then pushed Jayden to the couch making him sit then taking care of the dog's food.
"not letting you pick up heavy things and making you breakfast, what do you want?"
He sat next to him and put his head on his shoulder. "I'll go out and by a test later okay? Just to make sure."
"Okay." He looked over at Oreo as she struggled to bite off pieces of the frozen food.
He sighed. "Yeah, I feel very bad... but its better than her choking."
He smiled and sat the now empty bowl on the table. "OH! I DIDNT TELL MY MOM YET!"
"and i didn't tell mine..HEY WE SHOULD INVITE BOTH TO LUNCH AND TELL EM!!"
"I'm already ahead of youuuu." He smiled as he started to text his mom about a place to meet. "I'm thinking the cafe across the street."
"works for me" he got up and jogged to his room to grab his phone and text his mom the same thing.
"So is mine.." he came out dressed now in the pink sweater and pink overalls.
https://paste.pics/71983e5f791a20f1ac854d3d7695adfc This outfit bc CuTe))
He came out, now dressed. “Okay, let’s go.”
Jayden picked up Oreo and headed out the door. “Come on. You’ll eat something when we get to the cafe.”
"both of us? i mean..one can start the other can finish..or we can go at the same time."
He followed him in and wrapped his arms around him in a protective manner.
"my husband..is pregnant..does any of that sound normal to you?"
“Me neither.” He didn’t notice it was a joke and looked down at Oreo. “What about you hm?”
he kissed his cheek and giggled a little.
"she probably doesn't care."
“Okay, if you care do something caring.”
She looked up at Jayden and then crawled out of his lap onto Bon’s.
“Wow, wasn’t caring at all.”
The car stopped and they were there. “Oh, I think I see my mom in the window.”
Bon's mom just walked into the cafe.
He opened the door and hopped out then held his hand out for Jayden.
He held Bon’s hand and stepped out as well. Then he pulled him along into the building
he pulled him in and over to the table where both mothers were sitting.
Amelia smiled and stood then gave them both a kiss on the forehead. "jayden, you look like you're glowing-"
"is that bad? i don't think cows should glow.." Bon looked him over.
“I am?” He kind of touched his own face to make sure nothing was on it.
he shook his head and sat him in the seat and pushed it in the sat next to him.
He sat down as well and took a deep breath. “So uh we have to tell you something..”
"and before anything is said please don't throw things at me, i didn't do anything"
"oh well when two people love eachother very much-" he started to panic.
“I got a baby.” Jayden then slapped his hands over his mouth. “DAMMIT SORRY- too early..”
"HES PREGNANT" he slammed his head down on the table and started speaking in french so fast not even his mom could understand.
Jaydens mom started to curse at him is Spanish and Jayden took it all in like a boss.
Amelia bursted into laughter. "HAHA OH MY GOD-" Bon shut up and looked at her she started talking at him in russian then he spoke back in the same language.
“And on top of that you didn’t tell me!?” She grabbed Jaydens arm and hugged him. Then she pinched it as well. “Don’t keep things like that from me miha.”
Amelia patted her sons head. "thats why Jayden looks like hes glowing then huh." "yeh!"
he looked down at her then picked her up.
"I thought you didn't like dogs, carrot."
"i like this dog, she saved me."
"OKAY IM READY to GO HOME AND NEVER WAKE UP" he was feeling awkward.
he walked down the sidewalk, the apartment really wasn't that far.
"I know. Its just that... It seems so weird. Like, how do they even know the gender?"
"ultrasound..if it's a boy it will be loud and proud, they normally are if it's a girl it'll cover itself..they normally do.."
He smiled and went to return the kiss. Then he got in a position to get ready to pick him up.
"WHOA, no baby, you can't pick me up no more" he moved back. "i weigh more then a milk carton remember?"
"don't care, not happening. and even after baby is born you'll have to wait longer so that like..a year."
"im sorry, but thats how it works. i can sit on you lap but thats it."
"shes lucky she can just piss wherever she wants...except anywhere in the house"
“Yeah.”
Oreo noticed Jayden staring and got up to bite him in his ankle.
“oW! Okay Jesus!” He looked away
he shrugged. "ive been thinking about turning the guest room into a babies room..but then i remembered i don't know who's moving in with who and i don't really want to leave my apartment and move in with a bunch of people i don't know"
“And I would like us to move into the new one.. I mean only if you want to.”
He held him tightly and began to walk to the apartment as Oreo followed.
Jayden giggled and smacked the back of his thigh. Then he sped walked ahead of them
he grabbed onto him again and pulled him away, attacking with kisses.
he ran in and started looking around for him, checking in every room and forgetting under the beds.
he looked in the closet.
"okay moo, you win..i can't find you...please come out im starting to get scared."
He crawled from under the bed and looked at Bon. “You did that on purpose didnt you.”
his face went dark red. "shh-" then sighed a bit. "and i never get time to use them..and probably never will." his ears covered his face a little.
"well one, gonna have a baby soon, not the type of shit you want around a child, two..i just can't find time to do something like that..im always with you or when i get the idea, you're asleep and i don't want to move and wake you up."
“Okay but if you wake me I’ll take kinky to a whole nother level.” He joked.
“How about you flashback to the first time that I found these? Hm?” He reached under the bed and pulled one out.
"rigghhhttt, but if i remember correctly i already had a boner.." he walked over and sat on the bed.
"i think you pulled something.. OR THREW ALL MY SHIT OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND MADE WEIRD COMMENTS" he pouted.
“Oh, thanks for reminding me. I’ll be sure to use that trick later.” He winked at him and sat on the bed
“Hm? I mean if you don’t wanna why would I force it?” He kicked his feet and lied back
"because..what if you want that one day and i refuse..then you go off and cheat or leave me because..as much as i love you" he looked at him. "i would never fck you.." he looked away again. "i bet that sounds horrible coming from your husband.."
“Bon, if you don’t want to you don’t have to just to make me feel better. And I would never cheat.” He caressed his face and smiled.
he held his hand to him and laid down next to him, hugging the arm and burying his face in his hand.
“You know, being a pregnant virgin. I don’t remember if that’s happened to someone before.” He shrugged.
He made a small noise then pulled his hand away. “Why are you biting me?”
yeah, but this the 'uh oh' stare))
he slowly got up then laid his chest on his.
Jayden sighed and sat up. “Bon come on.” He stood and walked over to the room with the dead lady from the nights before.
he reached up and grabbed him, pushing him down and sitting in his lap and holding him down by his shoulders.
his eyes went wide for a moment and he purred, then hugged his stomach, he rubbed his face against him.
He turned and faced him. Then his ear flipped and fell on Bon's face. lol
he hummed. "im not going to lie..your skin will stretch, it will hurt but..at the end of it..the moment you hold that baby..it will be worth it."
"that you're having a baby" he rolled onto his stomach and caressed his face. "why would the opinions of others matter?"
"why you you be the center of attention? and you SHOULDN'T care, they don't matter you do, ignore them."
"then..pay attention to me not them, im much cuter for one and two im your husband, give me your love or ill cry."
"im good with that, ill know were you are and that you and baby are safe." he kissed his cheek.
He gave him a kiss as well and sat up. "I'm going to go eat something."
"Its okay, I'll do it." He stand up and starts walking to the kitchen
"No! I wanna!!" He hopped up and pulled him to the couch sitting him down. "now what do you want?"
He kicked his feet a bit as Oreo runs around with a toy tat Tyler got her. When? Who knows.
He came back and put everything in his lap then sat next to him.
"Than you~" He unwrapped the hunny bun and put some ice cream on it. Then he ate it.
When he was done eating some fvcked up combination, he lied there and held his stomach.
"your stomach? It has to.. otherwise baby won't get the room they need to grow."
"soon, maybe a few weeks..baby needs time to grow... don't rush it."
He held his hand, interlocking their fingers and kissed Jayden's. Bon moved closer and put his head on his shoulder.
He smiled and wrapped his tail around Bons leg. “Tomorrow I’m going to get my things from the school.”
he watched his tail for a moment but didn't wanna pull it again that was embarrassing and Bon is a gentleman.
He woke up and rubbed his eyes. Then he sat up and started to walk to the kitchen
He quietly reached up and grabbed a cup from a cabinet and went to the closet to get Oreo’s food
he put his legs up on the couch and laid down to get more comfortable.
He sat the food on the floor and she ran over to eat it. “There you go”
Then, he looked around and went outside to see if he put his bike backS
he stretched out, laid on his stomach and opened his eyes, crossing his arms under himself and looked around.
“Oh… it’s here.” He walked over to the bike and wiped some dust off of it
"où est-il?" he put his head down, he was sure he was nearby so he didn't think he had to panic.
He turned his head to look at him and wiggled his tail. "where did you go?"
He lied down next to him and tried to scoot closer to prevent falling off.
"I get that a lot." He brushed his hair with his fingers and giggled.
“It’s not anyone other than me right? Not including your mom and relatives.”
He squinted his eyes. “It’s not that weird guy from your work hm? Because if it is I’m going to beat his ass more than he was going to get the first time.”
"i don't even give him a glace..and yes he calls me pretty but it means nothing coming from him..now if you were the weird creepy guy id be flattered."
He popped his knuckles and smiled. “Meeting him at your work is going to be fun. When does your shift start?”
He got up and went to go change. Someone was about to have their life flash before their eyes.
he sighed and got up grabbing his unofore and going to the bathroom to take a shower before he leaves for work.
He put on a turtle neck (black) and some regular jeans. Then he put Oreo in her crate with her toy and waited by the door.
he came out a bit later, buttoning up his shirt and tying his bow.
“Oh .okay. I’ll be there for the entire shift then. I don’t have anything else to do.”
"sounds boring..what about Oreo? do we ask someone to watch her?"
he shrugged. "i trust tyler..if he has the free time we can ask him."
“Okay.” He pulled out his phone and started to text him if he was free. Then he looked up. “He said in about 5. I’ll send him the address.”
he groaned and opened his eyes then stood, grabbing his hand and pulling him off.
"corner, hes wearing a blue shirt and white pants..hes an older man sitting alone..maybe early 40s late 30s."
He squinted his eyes at the guy and stopped Bon. “If he does anything out of line, tell me okay?”
His smile slowly faded. ‘Just try something… I’m going to beat your ass if you do.’ He thought.
Bon stood at the table writing down what the man was asking for while creepy reach up and rubbed his arm then moved down his side, making Bon move away, saying he was going to get the man's drink.
This man better run.))
Jayden stood up, calmly walked over, and gave the man a big. Ass. Grin. “Excuse me.”
He glared at him. “Let me make it more clear: Dont touch my husband you low life scum.”
he put his hands up. "tell him to stop sawing his hips then, hes asking to be touched then"
bye bye🥜))
Beef boy is now pissed off. He then uppercuts the guy, and then steps on his tiny balls. Jajaja, look who’s a joke now.
Bon coming back with the drink dropped it and pulled his husband away, a few other workers checking out creepy and Jayden, wanting to know what happened.
He pulled away from Bon and grabbed a fork. “Say that again I dare you!” Then he went down to stab him. Lol
Bon (and a few others) grabbed him and moved him.
"what the hell are you doing?" he took the fork from him. "don't cause a scene like that." he then whispered. "should have waited till he left."
He was too busy trying to kick the guy as he was being pulled away. “LEMME AT HIM!”
"No." Bon pulled him outside and held him near a wall, holding his face. "calm down."
"that was really fcking funny but next time take things outside."
“But if I see that fvcker again, I’m going to snap his neck on sight.”
"sure, but not in public." he poked his nose. "now what happened?"
“He said something about your ass.. Zeno one is allowed to look at it except ME. Respectfully.”
"no, i think you killed his sperm count, for now that will be enough."
"great, im going to take you in, buy you a dinner and hope you stay in your seat and not attack patriens"
Creepy was back in his seat, doing fine but missing many swimmers and is in some pain but has more shit up his sleeve.
Bon sighed and walked off he still had a Job to do so he went to get a new drink for creepy because he dropped the other one
i really wanna see Jayden kill a man but tbh i don't want beefy going to jail))
he walked back to creepy and set his drink down then pulled out his pen and note pad to jot down his order.
while Bon wasn't paying attention, creepy put his hand on his hip(bc he wants death i guess or just didn't see Jayden come back in) and then moving it down his thigh, making Bon freeze.
Jayden then stood up, and walked over to creepy. Then he dragged him out the store by it collar and made sure to grab a glass cup with him.
he didn't even stop him instead he walked back to Jayden's seat and waited.
Soon, he came back with a bit of blood on his face. He kept trying to wipe it off. “Ew…”
He sat back and clenched his fist. “The fvcking AUDACITY of that guy…”
He pouted. “If anything happens like that again, tell me and I’ll deal
With them for you.”
Jayden smiled and gave him a kiss. “We’ll get back to work. I don’t want to get you in trouble.”
I hope they remembered to lock that door..))
it took a while but his shift ended.
Oops…))
‘Wait, Oreo was here?’
‘Yeah that’s why we asked you to go to his house.’
He went to clock out then put his hand on Jayden's shoulder to tell him he was ready to go.
"oh that? yeah i closed it. why?"
i was talking about the one with the lady- ))
Oh-))
“Hehe okay that’s good. That’s just fine.” He stood up and held his hand. “We can go now.”
“Same.” He walked past some paramedics in an alley way talking to creepy.
He did the same as the bus stopped to pick up and drop off other passengers.
he stood up and waited for him because he was in front of Bon and he didn't wanna climb over him.
When he left, he could see Tyler sitting at the curb with Oreo. He seemed very shaken up.
Tyler instantly stood up and passed him the puppy. "What the fvck was that?" He scaredly whispered it to him.
"What are you talking about?" Jayden went up to his brother.
"Why was there a dead body? Wh- WHEN. WHY?"
"i have to eat too Tyler.." he looked at the dog and kissed her head. "mon doux bébé, tu m'as manqué!"
"W H A T?!" His voice was high pitched and he started to breath hard.
"Tyler, its okay-"
"YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?!"
"of course he did, the first day we met he caught me in the act." he looked at Jayden. "and for some reason gave me a napkin.."
He nodded and looked at Bon. Then back at his brother. "Are you going to tell anyone?"
"No... No." He wiped his face and started to pace around.
he also looked at Tyler.
"why else would i be biting Jayden? i'm horrible at conveying things."
He sat back down on the curb. "What if you guys get caught... and go to jail..."
"then i fry..he hasn't done anything." Bon walked into the apartment, he didn't want to talk outside and was getting cold.
"Okay... Sorry you had to see that." He walked back inside and went to go give Oreo some water.
"I bet that shocked you..I'm sorry I should have cleared the room out."
"my eating people thing? since i was 12. him knowing? since us meeting."
“Oh…” He sat up and rubbed his face. “I just- didn’t think I’d see that…”
He walked over and sat down. "I hope you don't think any less of me."
"again sorry." he tapped his knees. "should have locked the door.."
naw its good.))
"magic" he did jazz hands, joking. "honestly? i don't eat much..mostly just to keep Jayden safe in case i do get caught..but..that doesn't even help, he still gets hurt and its my fault."
"How? I think that if you were the reason he would get hurt, he wouldn't always be so excited to be around you.
"ive tried to kill him four times Tyler, and its not gonna stop at that number."
"Yeah he's told me... And he also said that its not really your fault."
"hows it not my fault when im the one who did it? where's the Logic?"
'I asked the same thing, but he said that it wasn't on purpose." He shrugged. "The more he tries to explain it, the more odd it sounds."
"i love your brother, ithink-, but sometimes he confuses, and worries me."
"he just..like almost an hour ago now..bashed a man's face in, now i do agree he deserved it, fckin' perv, but he could have handled it a little better."
he stood quickly and gave him a hug then back up "thank you for taking care of Oreo"
Jayden was standing at the entrance of his door with his arms crossed.
"why would i? it would get you in trouble." he walked past him and sat on the bed, starting to brush his hair out.
"Exactly. And then he wont be able to trust you anymore. And I dont even know how to tell him myself."
"oh gee, i literally don't care.." he stopped and put his hands down..the words surprised him.
He sat down on the couch and hugged his knees; mumbling things under his breath.
he huffed and stood up walking into the hallway but stopping before stepping into the living room.
"i was being honest." he looked at him. "ill be honest with you,but i barely know tyler..i wont be honest with him."
"Oh, so you dont give a shit that I'm trying to avoid getting you in trouble?"
he walked in front of him and sat on the coffee table (lucky hes tiny so the table wouldn't break)
his face had a bored look, he was only looking at him, clearly thinking about the words he was going to say.
He stood again and walked away, whatever he was thinking he decided against.
Oreo ran over to Jayden as he opened the door. “No, you can’t come with me.” Then he stepped out and shut the door.
Oreo sat by the front door and whimpered as Jayden walked down the street
"stupid rabbit, stupid cow, stupid dog, stupid house." he glared at the wall. "stupid marriage, stupid family, stupid life, stupid-" he continued.
NOOO at least not the dog))
She barked at the door then ran into Bons room
in a moment of anger and mostly confusion, thinking he had done nothing wrong, he (gently ofc) kicked the dog away and growled at her.
She got up and walked away, but came back and lied down in the same place.
She really said ‘you can’t get rid of me b1tch! >:)))
damn-))
he moved his feet up to the bed, giving her a disgusted look.
She stumbled off the bed and yelped. Then she ran off out into the hallway.
He got up and walked into the kitchen reaching into his stash (alcohol)
"im not mad at you, i just want you to leave me alone right now." he pulled out something strong and walked to the bathroom
She came out from under the couch and started to scratch on the front door.
"hes not here..ill call someone to come get you.." he pulled his phone out and sent a text to his mom to bring Oreo to Jayden's mom's shop and told her that they had gotten in a fight and don't want to talked to each other.
She kept yelping at the front door and then ran off to find another exit.
She was shaking on the other side of the living room. Then she ran over to her whimpering.
"hi sweetie..oh aren't you cute" she picked her up and called to her son "what happened?" "nothing"she sighed and left to drop the dog off.
She was still shaking and tried to more onto her. She moved her back paw up. It seemed a bit red a swollen.
SOB she fell on it))
she looked at it
"did..no he hates dogs but he would never.." she knocked on the shops doors.
"hi sweetie, i was wondering if Jayden was here or someone who can take the pup" she held her out. "Im guessing the boys had a fight"
"no idea, Carrot wouldn't talk to me..he didn't even come out to greet me."
"don't know..im guessing she got it stuck on something or hurt herself..i don't think any of the boys did it."
Marble turned around and called for Jayden. When he came out he seemed a bit annoyed, then his expression changed when he saw Oreo.
“What happened?”
"Bon asked that i take her to you..im guessing hes planning on getting drunk and forgetting whatever happened between you two."
He frowned. “Of course he will…” Then he grabbed her and noticed her paw. “What happened to her paw?”
she sighed. "i don't know and before your brain's gears start turning,no carrot didn't do it, he hates dogs but he knows better."
He looked at her and then at the floor. “I’ll go get her something to fix her paw.” Then he walked off.
“Okay.” He nodded towards her and went to the back.
Marble watched him go and then looked back at her. “I hope nothing too bad has happened to them.”
she shrugged. "at the moment im more worried about what happened and what my son was doing before Jayden left..Bon doesn't do well in fights with a S.O or alone for long."
“When you feel like it’s the time that he should, you can come right up.” Then, Jayden came from the staff only hallway and sat Oreo down.
she looked at Jayden and walked over to him then sat on her knees next to him. "did you two get in a fight?"
“It was just that Tyler found out about something that was supposed to be a secret and Bon lied to him about something and now that’s going to be harder for me to tell Tyler and if Tyler finds out he lied then he won’t trust him… And Bon didn’t even care…”
"yeah that sounds like him..but you know why he doesn't care? He doesn't feel like he has to impress your family and he barely knows them..to him they are technically still strangers..the only family he has ever known was me. he doesn't think of them as such so he will lie, im sure he still lies to you too."
He frowned and looked away. “I know… “ He really didn’t know that. He was only saying it just because.
"right..now one more question hun..what was carrot doing before you left? did he seem off?"
she hummed, like Bon then stood up. "didn't just stare at you??"
"Jayden thats not helpful" she tapped her foot then walked back to the door.
“Sorry.” He walked to the play room where his cousins were playing smash bros.
Mm, yes the floor, its made of floor -Jayden))
Bon stared up at the blinding bathroom light, he felt like he was burning.
Mmmyes))
“Wanna play?” The little girl offered him a controller.
“No. You keep playing.”
She turned around and continued to play as Oreo cuddled close to Jayden.
She sighed and looked over the edge of the bathtub and down at bon. "did it upset out that he left?"
"yes."
"are you going to apologize when he comes back?
"yes."
When he fell asleep, Amoura turned around. “ Carlos, mira al cachorro. Parece triste.”
He turned around and looked at Oreo.
Amoura smiled and stood up. “Come come!” She patted her knees as Oreo stood and trotted over to her.
She picked her up and walked out to the front as Carlos followed. “Mama said that we should help anyone that needs it so let’s get her to La tienda Sherman.”
she grabbed few bandaged and started wrapping up his arms and legs.
"you should try and not get so upset."
"he was mad at me for not trusting someone, i don't care if Tyler is his brother i don't know him."
"i know carrot, but you should be more considerate, and i know you don't see him as such now but he is your family too."
“Let’s go then before mama sees us.” Carlos opened the back door for her and she went to the backyard and put Oreo in a pink stroller.
dog-napping))
"its just weird mama..never thought id get married.."
"and have a baby?"
he smiled. "and have a baby."
she kissed his check, now finished bandaging him up and sat next to him. "have you guys been thinking of names?"
"not yet."
“Now we have to dress you up and make sure no one thinks she’s a dog.”
“Why?” Carlos raised and eyebrow.
“Because! Uh, they might take her. Sherman doesn’t like dogs remember?”
“Oooooh! Okay well-“ he picked up a doll off the floor and took off its bonnet. Then he put a blanket over her and put the bonnet on her head.
aww))
"give him a call okay?"
"alright."
she hugged him and left.
The kids laughed and walked down the street with the stroller singing a nursery rhyme. “ Arroz con leche. Me quiero casar. Con una señorita que sepa bailar. Que sepa coser. Que sepa planchar. Que sepa abrir la puerta. Para ir a jugar!”
he stood and went to his room and sat on the bed. he looked at his phone and grabbed it then pulled up caller id and pressed the call button.
"please answer.."
Jayden turned to his side and lightly snored.
—-
“No! It goes like, Arroz con leche!”
“I said that tonto!”
“Don’t call me that or I’m telling mama!” Carlos pouted and walked ahead of the stroller.
He sleepy opened his eyes and grabbed his phone. Then he answered it. "Uh- hello?"
---
"Sorry." She stopped and looked across the street. "Carlos come on. We have to go across the street.
He ran up next to her and they looked both ways then crossed. When they were in the middle of the road, Amoura saw a coin on the floor. "Ooh, money." Then she bend down in the middle of the road.
A car started to head for them and nearly hit them when they stopped on the breaks. Amoura got up with the coin and continued to walk
"Its fine. You dont really have to tell the truth to any of us really."
Sorry I was eating Pocky with out you))
“… Bon you tell me the truth all the time right?”
"Oh..."
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Soon the kids made it to Sherman's shop and went inside. "SHERMANNN!"
"i lie..to protect you and sometimes myself. i lie when i don't want to talk or just don't want to be around someone."
"Then why cant you just dismiss the matter? And it'll get worse once the lie is found out."
"i can't dismiss it cause i made you leave the house Jayden, i upset you so much you left! i don't care that i lied and im not sorry but im am sorry for upsetting you."
he leaned forward and put his face in his hand, he was angry. "can you and Oreo come home now?"
He sat the phone down and called for Oreo. No answer. Then, Sherman came inside the shop with the kids and the puppy.
"These KIDS are yours I believe?"
Marble sighed and picked up Oreo and sat her down. Then she scolded the kids.
He picked up Oreo and took off the bonnet. "Mama I'm going to go." He gave her a kiss on her cheek. Then he left and started to walk to Bon's place.
He opened it and walked inside. Then he sat Oreo down, but she didnt want to walk further into the apartment.
he looked at her, feeling bad about earlier and hid his face in the pillow.
"she kept bothering me so i kept moving her away..i pushed her off the bed..i only meant to move her away."
"You didnt mean it did you?" He watched as Oreo scurried to the couch and hid under it.
he shrugged. "well if its a girl..Odette, Pine or your moms name..if its a boy Everet, Albion or Apollo."
“Oh.” He stood and looked under it. She was shaking and looking around.
“I don’t know. She seems scared.”
He called her name and patted the floor next to him. “Come here.”
She didn’t move.
“I know Cariño. But I feel like I have to apologize for something.” He gave Bon a kiss on his cheek and smiled.
"only thing you have to be sorry for is how cute you are, who gave you all that privilege? hm?"
"can't tell her to take it back, then she'd be to cute too. everyone in your family just radiates adorable."
"no you can't, I only have the one family member. However she is beautiful but that could just be me looking at her with the eyes of a loving son."
“Yes I can.” He cupped his face with his hands and smiled. “Your so pretty I could eat you myself.”
his tail wiggled. "i don't think thats how it works..cuz if it did..i would have already eaten you..i mean i've tried but that probably doesn't count."
He ruffled Bons hair and then heard a scurrying sound. “What was that?”
She noticed him staring and flinched. Then she sat down and looked at the floor.
She was started at his voice for a second.
“Oh… she’s shaking.” Jayden stood up and walked over to her.
He went to the bathroom and looked around. "did she use all of them on my arms and legs? Damnit."
"gause..i guess mom used the last on me." he held out his arms for a moment then opened a closet and looked around more.
"didn't notice..blends with her fur."he walked out of the bathroom.
he looked down at her then away, starting to brush his hair out.
"well..i've tried to kill her twice and i was a dick today so.."
She sat there and stared back. Then she curled into a ball and sat there.
"of course i do, i love my girl..but im looking at you cuz i want up im sleepy."
he laid on his side and rubbed his own thigh, a comfort thing. ((thats why Vince was doing that in the hospital))
OOH! Omg I thought he was being a creep-))
He caressed his face and smiled.
no lol okay a little but mostly comfort))
he leaned into his hand and continued to rub his own thigh.
he laughed a bit. "no, he just knows how to keep me calm and happy..he even knows how to deal with my violent moods."
He lied back down and closed his eyes. “I guess I’ll ask him in a while.”
he hummed and stopped rubbing his thigh then got closer to jayden , snuggling into him and putting his arm over him.
he opened his eyes and looked up at him.
"happy valentines day"
((bc thats tomorrow bite me))
he smiled then the front door opened and slammed Bon shot up and was nearly able to crawl away but his mother ran in and scooped him up "ohfck-"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BABY CARROT!"
"MAMA!! YOU'RE COVERED IN RAAIIINNNN!!!"
"no you didn't thats why you asked"
his mother just squeezed him and sobbed more.
he wiggled away from his sobbing mother (who, after he did so, sobbed into the bed) and crawled over to him.
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ik that was funny))
"im french im pretty much an expert." he joked.
he smiled and looked at his (still) sobbing mother.
"mama, calm down."
"Your dog is trying to eat meeee" she kept sobbing. he rolled his eyes and got up.
She flipped onto her side and then started to shake around to flip back over.
“Today is chaotic…”
"im already wishing i didn't drink all the liquor." he walked out of the room
"tryna kill my baby, damn." he turned back around and walked into the kitchen.
his mom came out of the room "alright i gotta get going you have a good birthday carrot." "
i will mama."
Amelia left. Bon sighed and closed the fridge, nothing in there, then sat down next to him.
"yes you can have that." he stood up and walked into the kitchen.
He came back with the burrito and set it in his lap then sat next to him.
"like beef, some cheese..a little bit of green and red pepper...im not a burrito expert dear."
"you don't like cheese?" he gasped. "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ALLERGIC?! IM SO SORRY!!!"
"I DiD- hEs GoNNA DiIiiIEEEEEE" he fell forward into his chest and sobbed more.
He hugged him and gave him a kiss. “You didn’t. I didn’t even consume it fully.”
“I won’t.” He stood and grabbed the plate. Then he went in the kitchen and sat it to the side.
After he was done cooking the meat, he put it in the burrito and put the other ingredients in it. “Ta da! Burrito for the lactose and tolerant!”
“And it’s still okay.” Then he sniffed a bit. “Does it smell like somethings burning?”
He turned around and noticed some of the leftover meat was catching on fire. “OH Sh-“
"OH GOD DAMN IT!! YOU'RE NEVER COOKING AGAIN!!" he ran in grabbed the pot, threw it in the sink and turned the water on.
he looked at the bowl then around. "wait, where is Oreo? did she follow mom out or stay in the room?"
Oreo came out of the room that had the body in it. She had a red stain on her mouth.
he made an offended look. "hey is it possible to love a dog more then you did at first?"
Jayden abruptly started to laugh as she turned back around into the room
“She- She fvcking HAHAHAA!” He held his stomach and rolled to his side.
He continued to die on the floor as Oreo trotted out the room again and scratched on the front door
She sat down and looked at the door then back to Bon. Then she barked.
She stood up and tilted her head. Then she barked again, this time stoping her paw.
"oh.my.god. THIS GIRL-" He looked at Jayden "do you see this shit?!"
He was about to puke, turning to the sink quickly. (he don't do that well)
Jayden stood up and opened the door for Oreo. She stopped squatting and ran out into the grass.
He laughed and and held the door open for her. "I'll help you with it."
When Oreo came back in, he closed the door and walked over to Bon. "You okay?"
"no-" he puked again. it was literally only stomach acid coming up, along with some blood. "i will be in a moment."
He turned and went to get his bag. He had a water bottle in there that was untouched.
He soon came out with a water bottle and handed it to Bon. "Dont drink it too fast."
he leaned into him. then opened his eyes and stared at the wall.
"You stay here, I'll put Oreo in the bathroom, then get you something to eat."
"Just until you relax." He went to the bathroom and sat her inside. THen he shut the door.
He eyed him. "as long as she stays away.. otherwise I make no promises."
"Well then I guess you'll be hungry. Unless you want something in the kitchen."
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his pupils went wide for a moment and his entire body shivered after a moment they went back to normal and he snuggled into him.
He smiled a bit more, showing some teeth. "Okay. Do you want me to pull Oreo out now?"
He stood up and went to the bathroom. Then he opened the door and she trotted out.
Jayden shifted his leg and accidently nudging Oreo; hence she stands and playfully attacks his foot.
She then stood up and slowly started to make her way to Jayden's tail.
He sat up and grabbed Oreo. "You don't have to do that. It doesn't hurt."
He watched him go and sat Oreo down, picking up a toy and throwing it in the other direction. Then he got up and followed him. "Whats wrong?"
"Fck off Jayden." he looked back at him and growled then left the room, it didn't have want he wanted.
he went to his room this time and walked into the closet then sitting and hiding behind boxes
"leave me alone he leaned against the wall, curling his legs up to himself.
THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING OML))
He scoffed and went back to the living room to play with Oreo
That was hilarious, i waited a bit to see if you noticed lmao then i said something))
"stupid rabbit, stupid cow, stupid dog, stupid house, stupid life-" he continued.
I had to run upstair bc my computer was at 1%- I DIDNT NOTICE))
He grabbed her toy and slid it around the floor as she chased after it. "Hehe, no thats cheating! Wait!" She grabbed the toy from him and ran around the living room
He smiled and chased her around. Then he accidently slipped and fell on his side. "Ah!-"
he looked up at him, he was sitting on his knees with his arms between his thighs.
Oreo came running back up with the toy and Jayden continued to chase after him.
Oreo then got tired and sat down. Jayden did the same and then went to go get water
Bon changed into nothing but a gray shirt and he sat on the bed then laid down on his stomach and buried his face in the pillow.
he took the pillow then its place, putting a leg over Jayden's hip.
"mine."
He fell asleep as well. Oreo lied down on the floor and drifted off to sleep.
around 11-12 at night he woke up and wiggled out of Jayden's arms the quietly got off the bed.
he came back and hour or two later and laid down again, falling back asleep.
in the morning he stayed asleep, he didn't see the point in getting up.
Jayden sat up and yawned. Then he got out of bed and went into the bathroom.
He undressed and looked at himself in the mirror. "Are those stretch marks?... Nah. Wait a sac, am I getting fat??"
"Am I getting fat?" He turned to his side a bit and poked at his own stomach. It looked like he had gained some weight in the front. Only a little.
"mhm, oh and i got rid of the lady last night so.. no more of that."
"i liked that smell.." he whined. "but i hated Oreo eating her then nearly destroying my floors again."
"shes not a toddler..in fact shes getting closer and closer to her grown sized everyday."
He finally found his phone and texted his brother if he needed to come over. Once Tyler said no, he stood and walked over back to Bon,
he grabbed out some clothes and quickly changed, it was just simple jeans and a black sweater.
"But If it gets too cold or too hot, that could hurt her." Oreo went into the kennel and Jayden closed it then stood. "When owners are out, animals get put up."
"ive never had a pet before so, i didn't know." he crossed his arms and swinged his hip off to the side. "how far is it?"
He smiled and closed the door behind them. Then he walked over to the car in the drive way. "My mom said that she would let me drive this one time."
"don't run anyone over or I'm pretending to be blind and I don't know you." He was joking.
he let go of him and hopped in the passenger's side and buckled up, making sure it was tight and holding onto the handle bar.
He scoffed and smiled. Then he slowly backed out of the driveway.
(Why do we park in a drive way but drive in a parking area?)
Don't you dare))
he scrambled around and grabbed the bar with his other hand too. "PLEASE DON'T HIT ANYONE!!"
"HLOY FüCK DON'T DO THAATTT!!" He stared crying "I DON'T WANT TO DIE AT 24!!!"
he sat up correctly and smiled..but kept his hand on the bar just in case.
"I always get paranoid on which goes first... especially with the ones without the lights.'
He continued for a while until he slowed down and turned into a pretty nice neighborhood.
"i bet there's homophobic fcukwads here..id love that honestly."
"Yeah, and it's a small neighborhood so don't try and kill anyone. They would know if someone went missing."
"im like, hoping we live next to one, just to engage in petty neighbor wars."
"Almost..." He turned the corner and stopped as some kids came running out of the street with a soccer ball.
They watched them pass and then went back on the street when the car was out of their way
"sorry, i said i don't like kids in the roads, not everyone is careful, they could get hurt."
"Yeah... Theres a lot of crazy people." He looked in the rear view mirror at the kids. Then he pulled into a drive way. "Okay, this is it."
It was a white two story with a black trim. The grass was turning brown.
"Oh wow..."
"bring the grass back from the dead and this is perfect." he left giddy and excited, his foot started to thump.
he nodded enthusiastically and squeezed his hand then unbuckled.
He unbuckled as well and got out the car. Then he went to Bon's side and opened the door for him.
"awh mon amour, so sweet." he hopped out and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
He smiled as a little girl rides past them on a bike. She went wide eyed and sped off on her three wheeler.
"oh no, she saw gays kissing her poor little braiinn." he held in a laugh.
He watched her go into the house next door and yell out for her mom. He chuckled and walked to the front door, then he held it open for Bon.
"naw naw i wanna see if the mom comes and yells at us." he walked over anyway, taking his time though and looking around.
Soon, a middle aged woman came out over to their sidewalk. "Oh hiiii! You guys are the new neighbors?"
Bon looked at her and gasped slightly. "oh mon Dieu, elle ressemble exactement à ce que je pensais qu'elle ferait."
She looked a bit confused but then Jayden stepped up. "Yeah, we're both moving in here next week."
he looked down at his hand, moved the ring around then grabbed jaydens and looked at his ring.
"no."
"Married." He smiled and the woman confusingly smiled at them. "Huh.. Well why are you guys coming this big house with it only being the two of you?"
"Nope!! we have a little on on the way and im so happy!" he was practically bouncing, he was excited about it. " and we have the best puppy ever! so its not just us."
"YES. Yes, we're...Adopting." Jayden nervously chuckled.
"Well I hope you two are successful with it and find the kid you want." She waved them goodbye and went back into her house.
"yes being a human incubator is adopting SCIENCE FOLKS SCIENCE!!...i think im in a good mood." he rolled his eyes and looked at him. "why did YOU lie this time?"
"i get that" he kissed his cheek again "lets go check out this house now, hm?"
Inside, it was pretty oak wood on the floor with a small open room on the right and the kitchen on the left. Then in front of them was the main living room; the dining room on the far right in a little space.
"oh pretty..OH LOOK AT THAT KITCHEN!!" he jogged over and looked the entire thing over, still bouncing.
"WHAT?!" He flinched and turned around at him. "I'm NOT falling down these stairs dont even think about it!"
he put his hands up defensively. "it was a joke! note to self no dark humor."
Goob lol))
Upstairs, there was a railing on the right that shows the downstairs and the front door, on the left was a small hallway with 3 rooms and a bathroom.
"yeah." he walked into the bathroom. mostly to check out the bathtub.
It was wide with a removable shower head.
Jayden went into one of the rooms. it was regular sized and perfect for a baby.
"I'm going to get my things ready. I want to get in here until about... Maybe three days form now."
"I'll start packing too, I don't have much anyway, so it shouldn't take to long.."
He looked at him too, his face was starting hurt he was smiling so much.
he laughed a little and rolled over giving him a hug. "neither did i."
he looked at the stairs railing, tested the slickness of it shrugged, then hopped on and slid down it and hopped off next to Jayden.
"ive always wanted to do that."
"the only thing ive ever slid down like that was a pole." he headed to the front door.
Before he could start the car, a man comes over to the car. (Cheetah because im eating cheetos rn) He knocks on the window and Jayden rolls it down. "Hi, you guys the new neighbors?"
you lucky mf..))
he leaned over to look at him and tilted his head and with out really noticing put his arm over jayden in a protective way (bc is cheetah, cheetah scary)
And they are the spicy ones))
"Uh huh."
"Well you guys are moving in in a few hm?"
"Yes sir. In three days."
He smiled and nodded. "Well thats good. You two enjoy hm?"
"We're having a barbeque on Friday. If you guys are free, your always welcomed to come over."
"it might be a good way to meet new people, get to know our neighbors."
He smiled. "Okay then. We'll be here."
"Great! Just head over to the house across from you. My wife will answer."
"uhm..I just realized I'm probably gonna have to try and eat food I can't eat.."
"weird is fine..but like..toe nail collection weird we get the fück out."
He slowed down and let the kids run out the road. "My standards are energy drinks. If you make energy drinks out of straight veggies, i'm leaving."
"can't wait to move in! its gonna be awesome, new place for new memorise."
WHY YOU YELLING THE WORD HE?!))
He stop and waited for a car to go. Then he started to drive.
He drove over to Bon's place and stopped the car. THen he got out to go pick Bon up and bring him inside.
"Yes. Yes I am." He lightly kicked the door closed and walked over to the front door.
He walked in the pn quickly rand over to the kennel to let Oreo out.
"damn." He stood, (leaving the door open for her) and looked at Jayden.
She started to stare into the street. Just off to the side were other dogs. Stray dogs. (conflict)
he walked out and stared at the other dogs though the fence. "are they making you upset?"
She walked over to the fence, then they started to bark at eachother.
She started to bark as well, then a dog started to try and climb the fence.
"nope." he jogged over grabbed her and ran inside and shut the door.
She broke away and ran to another exit. She squeezed through the slightly open window and kept barking, waiting for the dog to make it over the fence.
"What the fcuk!!" he grabbed his phone and dialed the number for animal control.
A woman answered the call.
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One of the dogs fell over the fence and started to growl at Oreo.
"holy Fcuk!! THERES HUGE DoGS tRYING TO KILl my pup!! AND SHE KEEPS ESCaPING TO FIGHT THEMM!!!" he had the door open. "OREO gET BACK INSIDE!!!"
"Uh okay sir get your puppy inside and what does the other dog look like?"
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The mutt growled at Oreo more as she barked at him. Then she noticed it was foaming at the mouth.
"FOAMING AT THE FCKING MOUTH!!!" he dropped the phone and ran out again grabbing Oreo and dashing back to the door.
The dog followed then and barked at the front door.
"Uh sir? SIR? We need the address and I'll need you to keep away from the dog."
he ;locked the door and stared at the dog and picked up the phone again.
"57-cherry apartment 2b"
he started speaking in french, it was mostly cuss words and asking the dog to screw off.
he was staring out the glass door and at the dog, hardcore. he wanted it gone.
"Oh? Who the hell's dogs are out there." He stood up and grabbed a shoe.
"I don't know, but its foaming at the mouth, so don't go outside."
He cursed in spanish then went outside. Then the sound of whimpering faded down the street and Jayden went back inside and lied down on the sofa.
"I beat their asses thats what I did. IM SLEEPY." He flipped to his side and closed his eyes.
He soon fell back asleep and Oreo tried to look out the window to see where they went.
He finally put her down and made sure everything she can escape from was blocked or locked.
He started to lightly snore as animal control came and knocked on the door.
He opened the door. "you're no longer needed my husband just scared the fückers away." He turned his head and glared arpt Jayden.
"Bye!" he closed the door and walked over to the couch then sat on Jayden's legs (bc he can't sit on his tummy no more, sad bun)
She kept trying to get to his face then looked at Jayden.
"Dont even try me."
He sat back a bit and burped. "Ooops, sorry." Then he lied back down.
he knocked on his head and got off him and sat at the other end of the couch, yawning.
he sat on the bed and patted it, telling her she could jump up if she wanted.
Jayden then stood up and went over to the room. Then he sat down on the bed.
He got up and grabbed a shirt walked to the bathroom, coming back a moment later after he had changed and laid in the bed.
When he was gone, he took off his shirt because it was getting a bit hot.
he smiled and rolled onto his side to look at him in a more comfortable position.
In the morning, he stood up and stepped out of bed. Oreo was lying on the floor in front of the bed, hence Jayden lost his footing due to trying to avoid stepping on her and fell. "OW GOD DAMNIT!"
"oh owie. ill get you an ice pack." he crawled off the bed and trotted off to the kitchen.
He winced and sat up. Then he tried to lay his leg flat but couldn't. "OW-" He looked at Oreo as she was now up and staring.
he came back with a plastic bag filled with ice and a paper towel wrapped around it.
Bon crawled back onto the bed and put the pack on Jayden's knee.
He cried out in pain when it touched the ice pack. "No no no dont put it on it hurts so bad."
he moved it back and whimpered, he didn't mean to hurt him. "im sorry."
"Okay..." He tried to stand but sat back down and started to whimper cry. "It hurts really bad tho."
he put the ice pack in the garbage and hopped off the bed to put pants on.
"im using the non emergency line then." he sat on the bed and grabbed his phone.
"can you break a knee? whatever, ill call." he dialed the number.
he hummed, told a resopner what happend and hung up. "they should be here soon."
"my baby."he kissed it again then got up and kissed Jayden. "my other baby."
he was about to speak then there was a knock at the door. "oh, yes." he gave him another kiss and got off the bed.
they came in and picked him up then walked out and got him in the back where Bon was already waiting
the put him in the ambulance. Bon hopped up into it and sat next to him.
He lied there and winced as one of the people came inside. "I-is it broken?"
Jayden looked at him and lightly smiled. Then he closed his eyes again.
He lied there asleep and started to drool. (My guy having that GOOD sleep)
"... Yeah..." He looked over at the side of the bed where crutches lay. "You've got to be kidding me..."
"NOOOOOO!" He whined and kicked his leg that wasnt hurt. "I dont WANNA be crippled!"
He put them under his armpits and stood there. Then he awkwardly went over to the door.
"Oh yeah. But i'm still crippled." He moved past some girls playing patty cake on a bench.
he laughed again. "sure sure, my husband is a cripple for a few weeks."
she thanked him and told him to have a good day.
"alright moo, because i couldn't drive we don't have a car to get back."
"Well I dont have the hands to call. You can take my phone and call."
"okay." he looked him up and down up and down for a moment then grabbed the phone.
"what the fück.." He copied it into the phone and opened the app.
He crawled in next to him and closed the door. And the Uber was off.
He lied back and closed his eyes and lied his head down on his shoulder.
1 MONTH FOR US IS LIKE- 2 MOTHS FOR THEM SINCE THE TIME MOVES FASTER FOR THEM!))
He started to lightly snore.
AHHH UR RIGHT))
he frowned slightly the the uber pulled uo to the apartment.
Bon tapped on his shoulder.
"we're home." he reached up and gave the driver some money then opened the door and hopped out.
He trudged over to the front door and heard Oreo whimpering loudly and scratching on the door.
She used the bathroom as Jayden trudged into the apartment. Then he sat on the couch and lied down.
he smiled and walked in, making sure to close the door and trotted off to his room.
he had changed back into his night clothes and walked out of the room to pick up Jayden and put him in a more comfortable place.
he kissed him and gently laid him on the bed, crawled over (so he wouldn't let go and) laid next to him.
he put a leg over him and soon fell asleep.
it would be a shame if Bon just..snapped into kill everything i see when Jayden is currently a cripple..))
YOU WOULDN'T-))
He fell asleep as well and Oreo ran out into the backyard to play with her toys.
SOB))
His tail flicked around and occasionally would stop, but only for a little while before starting again.
He constantly pushed him off and then accidentally fell off the bed. "Dammit-"
"N O. Go, back away." He pointed at Bon as he was grabbing his crutches.
He tried to get up but slipped and accidently fell backwards on his head. "SH1T! FVCK THAT HURT-"
"Bon stop!" He pulled his hand away and went to get Bon's phone. He needed help on how to deal with this situation.
He crawled over to the room and closed the door, locking Bon out. Then he slid himself over to Bon's phone and tried to guess his password.
He guessed the password like a goddess and called Vince. (How does he know his number? Dont ask jajaja)
Noooo! I wanted him to seem like a smart guy-))
"Come on... pick up pick up..."
LMAO SORRY))
Vince looked at his phone and stared at the caller. he raise a brow and answered. "what do you want rabbit, im working."
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Bon knocked on the door again and leaned his head against it.
"I'm not a rabbit! I need help trying to calm him down in his biting phase or whatever."
"its called hes psycho, heifer and why are you talking to me about it?" he growled.
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he started scratching the door then paced again.
"Dont call me a heifer. Thats mean. And I just need to know how to calm him down thats all. So if you dont tell me the blood of a baby and me is on YOUR hands."
"and id care cause?" he huffed. "best way isn't locking him out..i can hear him knocking. let him in. theres many ways to one is covering his mouth with cloth or tape then holding his arms to his side, be it with more tape or hugging him, just make sure you're stronger then him..and Talk ive told you that before, just talk to him if you don't want to hold him down."
"Oh... Okay then... Thanks I guess..." He wanted to be petty now. "Oh and fvck you. Okay bye."
"one more thing betty, if hes out there make sure he doesn't have a knife, oh and uh, fcuk you too." he hung up.
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Bon knocked again and tried scratching again.
he grabbed onto him and hid his face in his chest, then dug his nails into his back.
he dug his nails deeper into him and moved his face from his chest to his shoulder
He tried to fight through the pain and kept hugging him. "I wont. i promise."
He grabbed a shirt off the floor and pulled away, then he covered Bon's mouth with it.
Sorry my mom made me get her food bc video games are more important))
he stared at him.
Lazy ass woman >:| and its fine. You dont have to apologize))
He hugged him more and smiled.
He hummed and tried to bite him through the cloth but it didn't work.
he followed him and sat in his lap, feeling calmer and just wanting love.
he glanced at her then walked into the guest bedroom, he was bored and wanted to do 'his own thing'
She lied down and went to sleep just as Jayden woke up. "... Oh wait..."
don't go in the guest room let the man do his thing :eyes:))
he set a few things for himself up.
I wasnt but Just for saying that I want you to pick: Oreo or Jayden))
He went into the kitchen to feed her,
JAyDen i wAnT aWkwArDnEsS))
he was wrapped up in a blanket ✨doing his own thing✨
You asked for it))
Once he was done, he crutched (if thats even a word) over to the guest room door to get her toys and opened it.
He stared back and opened his mouth to say something, but instead blush a bright red.
"Sorry!" He went inside and and looked around for Oreo's toy, but accidently slipped on one of the other ones.
He stood again and picked up her toy. "Sorry sorry sorry!" He awkwardly scrambled over to the door.
He tossed the toy out and turned around and slowly went over to him. "Y-yeah?"
he sat up and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "you're a dweeb." he smiled.
He gave him a kiss and then lightly smiled at him. "Your lucky that I have crutches right now. I would totally have smacked your thigh right now."
"am i that bad to look at?" he leaned down and laid on his stomach.
"Mhm..." He looked at it and then smack Bon's butt again. "Have you tried it before?"
💀 im so fvcking clever bro))
He then started to use his back thighs as drums and made a little tune.
dude- killed me))
he moved a little (showing that bomb ass tattoo off more) and let him do his thing.
He saw the tattoo and gasped. "OOOH! Whats this?" He traced the tattoo with his finger.
he turned his head and looked at him.
"oh do you like it? its a butterfly."
He wagged his tail and looked at him. "Meanie.... You can... you can do it again."
he tilted head and let go. "im gonna put a shirt on, what do you want for dinner?" he reached down and picked up a button up.
he smiled then got up. "ill find something to throw together then."
he looked around the kitchen for a bit then pulled out saled, it was small and light.
he finished the food then walked back to Jayden. "dinners done, ill help you up."
He nodded. "But, not the one outside, just something organic from the store."
"i got you." he smiled and kissed his forehead then walked back out.
he smiled and put the salad away, then ordered the grass and waited.
he looked at him and smiled then the door was knocked on.
he stood up and walked over.
he opened the door and took the grass, paying the dude and walking back to Jayden.
he leaned against him. "hey, you know when that thing with the new neighbors is?"
"Oh..." He slowly started to stop nibbling the grass and then stood up. "ITS TODAY."
He grabbed some clothes and went to the bathroom. Changed (this bc I'm lazy) and walked back out, waiting on him.
(WTF IM MAKING JAYDEN"S OUTFIT RN-))
He was taking a while, but soon stepped out next to him
"yay!!" He walked over to her and picked her up. "come on, veggie."
finally finished the damn outfit-))
He went inside. "You can let Oreo on the back."
"Good girl." he closed the door and walked to the drivers side and hopped in. he buckled up and started the car.
"haven't had the thought cross my mind in weeks." he pulled out of the driveway and drove down the road.
it didn't take long to get there. he stopped the car in the new houses driveway it was the farthest he'll go then check the time. "we are only a few minutes late, thats cool."
He stepped out the car and crutched over to the sidewalk, waiting for Bon.
She ran over next to Jayden and sniffed around the unfamiliar environment.
"Okay, lets go." He started to walk across the street.
When he reached the front door, he knocked and the same cheetah man came over and greeted them
"Come in, come in. Everyone is in the back and the animals are out in the backyard."
He stepped away from the door and let them in. "I'm Arvin by the way."
"I'm Jayden, and this is Oreo."
Oreo went in and kept sniffing around.
He led them down the hall into a playroom. There were 3 other dogs there. (Pug, pitbull, border collie)
Arvin opened the gate and Oreo went inside.
PITBULLS ARE THE BESTTTT I want one <3))
Jayden was smiling and then started to crutch over to the back where other people were laughing and talking.
There in the back was a table surrounded by other adults. A woman with her baby was talking about her time as a surgeon.
He looked and smiled. "Yeah."
"Oh, are you two the new neighbors?" A young man stood up and faced them
He hid behind Jayden and nodded, he wasn't expecting anyone to actually notice them.
"Well, I'm Gabriel. This is my girlfriend Jasmine. He pointed at a red head sitting in a chair.
"Hiii."
"Thank you." She played with it a bit. "I've always preferred curly over straight."
He stopped hiding. "curly is harder to take care of." He pulled on one of his curls and let it bounce back up.
Jayden went to talk to the other adults.
"Your right on that." She laughed a bit
He laughed a little. "last time I was able to keep it tamed was my wedding, even then it was everywhere."
"we have a dog, we brought her with us, and as for kids not not currently but we have on on the way."
She shook her head. "We were thinking about it, but then some problems came up and we just decided to hold the idea."
He was standing next to the woman who had given him permission to hold her baby.
"Oh, and put your hand here, that way its a little support."
He smiled as the baby started to cry.
"Oh- Did I do something wrong?"
"No no, he's just hungry." She grabbed her baby and walked over to the kitchen.
his ear twitched "speaking of hungry..Moo we didn't pack anything.."
A woman looked at them and stood. "Theres some food outside on the grill."
"its alright." he put his hands up in a defencive way then put them back down.
"Do they have anything that doesnt have peanuts?"
"Mhm." She walked over to the kitchen and Jayden followed.
"oui mais ils ñ'ont pas de viande humaine.." he said to himself.
"Ooh, so these all have no peanuts?"
"Nope. Actually, I make sure to not get anything that could be peanut related. My kid has allergies to them as well."
he looked around and found a place to sit, he leaned over and put his elbows on his knees and kept his head up with his hands.
"oooh. So, how do you find out if your kid has allergies?"
"Well, I just look for signs and once you see them, take your kid to the hospital.
he sighed and scratched behind his ear, making his foot thump slightly.
There were adults talking in one area and kids in the living room either chasing each other around the coffee table or playing with toys.
One of the kids waddled over to Bon and showed him a little block.
"Bawk."
If thats cute you'll die from this))
He twirled it around and then tapped his lap. "Up?"
He sat up and looked at the kid who kept tapping Bon's thigh. "Up up." Then, the little boy started to climb on top of Bon's lap.
"Awe..."
"Oh god what do i do?! Help- help- toddler attack!" he completely froze up.
he up his hands up. "what do i do? Jayden, find its mother, please i might die."
"Well you've got to get used to them. You've got one of your own coming our way."
"I know, i mean.." He looked at the toddler then back up at him. "other people's kids."
He walked over to the living room and sat the kid down, sitting with him.
He followed him because of course he did, he din't know anyone here.
The kid started to build a tower with the blocks and knocked it down with a stuffed animal.
He sat next to Jayden and watched the kid.
"why did he do that?"
He stood up with his crutches and went over to Arvin.
"Uh, Arvin, me and Bon are going home."
"Oh its fine. But thank you for coming over."
"Your welcome. Everyone was very nice." Jayden smiled and turned to Bon.
He was already standing and following.
"can't wait to actually move in, already such a nice neighborhood."
"I know. I'm going to start getting my things together tomorrow morning." He yawned and started to crutch down the hallway. "Just one more day."
Jayden stopped at the playroom gate and looked inside to see all the dogs in a sleep pile.
Jayden smiled and called for Oreo. She emerged from the middle of the pile and trotted over to them.
"hi baby" he closed the gate behind her. "we're going home now."
he put the dog in the car and closed the door then hopped in the front.
he looked back at the road and continued driving. "okay..how do you plan on helping me with that?"
"better figure it out soon." he pulled into the apartments drive way and turned off the car then hopped out and opened the door for Jayden and the dog.
I always wonder what Bon's place looked like...))
He got out the car after struggling to pull out one of his crutches and then stood and waited for Oreo to get out as well.
im planning in drawing it- have been))
"are you still asleep?" he stared at the dog.
"faker." he closed the door and walked up to the apartment door and opened it.
He pulled her dog kibble out of the freezer and set it on the floor.
he laughed again and tried pushing hims off, he was starting to tear up.
"Oh." He looked him over and the grinned. "Well I'm going to tickle you again."
"NO!" he moved his hands away and moved onto his stomach. "don't touch those."
He looked at him. "Sooo was it because of the purple nurple? Did it hurt?"
"Than you know its comming i didn't get a warning."
Stupid fűcking school is closed today so im doing this on my phone.))
[insert western accent] Gosh diggity darn it))
"But your element of surprise is scary!"
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"Hows that scary?"
Imma go take a nap bc i literally don't think i can stay awake without keeping myself busy and i have nothing to do that with))
woke tf up feeling boss af jk, BUT im back and on my computer))
"so was that."
"yes I do." He huffed again and sat up and hurried off the couch.
He quickly gathered some clothes and laid them out on the bed, then he grabbed a towel and a bottle of booze then made his way to the bathroom a bìtch getting drunk
Jayden lied there for a while and then sat up. He then crutched over to the bathroom and knocked.
"hiii"
he had the towel between his legs to cover his bits, because modistly even when drunk, Sitting with his back to one edge of the tub and his legs hanging over the other.
"Hi." He sat down in front of the toilet. "I might throw up so look away."
"who the fück are you?" He was staring down at a spider next to him. "get the fück outta here, nasty perv.."
He watched him then leaned over and ate the spider out of his hand,p then slinked back down into the tub.
"BON!" He reached over to him and cupped his face, squishing him a bit. "SPIT IT OUT."
he shook his head and swallowed.
surprize! your husband eats bugs!))
SOB))
He shivered and looked at him blankly. " Are you fvcking seriouse..."
"okay." he pulled his face away and chugged more of adult beverage.
literally giggling like a mad man rn))
lmao why))
He stood up and went in front of the mirror. Then he lifted his shirt off of him and examined his belly.
picturing Bon just nomming on a spider))
he got up and up a button up on then waddled over to the sink and got a toothbrush.
he brushed his teeth then spat out the toothpaste and raised his mouth out.
"blehh."
"Am I chubby?" He pouted a bit and let his shirt drop back to normal.
"you ask that a lot, and i give you the same answer." he hugged him. "yes you are chubby, and that is absolutely okay, being chubby doesn't mean you're any less beautiful to me. plus, i like my men to have some meat on their bones." he gave him a kiss on the cheek.
he hummed and rubbed his back. "never think any different cher."
"i will." he gave him another kiss on the cheek and walked out of the bathroom.
he got himself a glass of water and chugged it down then walked to the room and flopped down on the bed.
he sighed quietly, sleeping. he he felt the bed move he turned and wrapped his arms around Jayden.
he slowly reached up and petted his head, brushing hair out of his face.
he hid his face a bit and smiled then for the first time in a while blushed.
he rested his head under Jayden's and sighed. "what did i do that got me you? must have been real good..no way heaven would grant me one of their angels outta nowhere."
"what could possibly be better then a literal angel like you're self, hm?"
"no no, thats what this is." he gently touched his stomach. "plus, don't blessings come from anges?"
he hummed. "im not that smart, i am fluffy..and damn right am i pretty, basically the only thing i got going for me." he joked.
"But you ARE smart. You've committed multiple counts of murder and havent been caught."
he opened his mouth then closed it looked off to the side, nodded and looked back at Jayden. "you got me there, but ive always called it dumb luck..now..i wonder how ill do that in our new home..i hope we have a basement i can you..it would be a shame to ruin such pretty floors.."
he seemed to light up. "ah a shed! lovely idea, smart you are hm?" he kissed his forehead and sat up with a stretch.
He sat there and gasped "WE ARE." He stood up and ran out the room to find his shoes. " I NEED TO GET THE TRUCK."
he laughed a little and hopped up, pulled out his clothes for the day, a skirt (cuz its pretty), a hoodie and socks that cover his scared up legs. 'the neighbors don't need to see that mess.' he thought.
After an hour, he came back with a large Uhaul truck and parked it outside.
He opened the back and then went inside with some suitcases and boxes.
"I'm going to go pack some of my things at home." He gave Bon a kiss and then started to walk to the front door.
He went home, packed his things, and then said goodbye to all his friends as he drove out the driveway and back to Bon. This all took about 3 hours.
He smiled and put his things in the trunk. Then he went over to Bon and squatted down to pick him up.
"don't you fcuking dare preggo." he opened and eye and squinted at him.
he stood and brushed himself off. "ready to get going? id like to get into the new house as fast as possible."
"B1tch- the fcuk? no more, go sit down, ill take care of the rest."
Not me looking through when he proposed-))
He rolled his eyes and groaned. Then he went inside to feed Oreo.
not me rereading the whole rp-))
he took care of the rest and when he was finished called for Jayden.
SOB MY GRAMMAR FROM WHEN I FIRST STARTED-))
He came out with her collar on.
SOB DuDE IT WAS ALL PUBLIC TOO LMAO))
he looked at them and smiled.
😭))
he climbed in on the other, after getting the dog in the car.
He pressed a button and the windshield wipers smacked it off. "Okay. now we can go on the road."
Jayden took some turns and a few stops, but they made it after a while.
Jayden took a deep breath and opened the car door. Then he stepped out and held himself up-right with his crutches.
"alright girly." he rolled the window down for her (bc hes a good dog owner) and closed the door then looked at his crippled cow.
He wasn't there yet. Jayden went inside the house and took a deep breath.
"i should, you're.." he looked around for a moment and whispered to him. "pregnant."
"you said you didn't want that out and about, im just respecting your wishes."
"Well you dont have to whisper it. I just mean not telling people that we just met or dont know."
"I'm getting Tyler to help you out. Speaking of Tyler..." He watched as the truck pulled up and backed into the drive way.
Tyler came out and walked up to them. "Just tell me where to put the furniture."
He looked at Jayden. "I'm not that type of gay, you figure everything out, I'm sure you know how to decorate."
He was lying on the floor and looked up at him. "I know. But you'll need help regardless."
"ill just ask one of the neighbors, im sure theres a sweetie ready to help." he joked.
"No thanks. I'll just call someone to do it." He sat up and pulled out his phone.
Once he called someone, Tyler started to walk down the street. "I'm going to go get my car. Be right back okay?"
"Okay."
"I'll get started with the smaller things. Like the coffee table."
Tyler soon came back and parked his car. Then he went over to Bon. "Do you need any help?"
"Okay." He went to the other end of the table and lifted it. "Where do you want it to go?"
"Okay." He lifted it a bit more and started to walk backwards to the living toom.
(SOB Time skip to like- until theres just the fridge appliances and other things?)
Once they made it, he sat up and smiled. "There we go."
✨time skip✨
He wiped his forehead and sighed. "That's the last of it. I'll call someone to put the washer, dryer, and the fridge in."
he was laying on the ground, huffing and puffing. "then no more?"
"No more. Now go and relax. I'll get you guys some ice cream." He walked outside and knocked on the window to wake Jayden up. Then he went to his car and drove off.
he smiled and got up, he walked out to the car and looked at Jayden.
He stepped out with Oreo and she went over to the grass to use the bathroom.
he wrapped his arms around his waist and leaned in, resting his head on his shoulder.
"im tired."
He hugged him, putting his arms on Bon's shoulders. "You should go relax then."
"mm, i wanna love on you first." he cupped his face and kissed it a few hundred times.
"okay." he kissed his face one more time and let go of him then leaned against the car.
He walked over to the front and walked inside. "Oh wow... Its so pretty."
he looked around the neighborhood, just watching anything that go his attention, such as kids in the road (freaked him out) or someone walking their dog.
There were the sound of kids in the distance screaming and laughing. As well as a woman going on an evening stroll with her baby.
He noticed the woman and her baby. He smiled and breathed out then got off the car and started his way to the house.
Jayden soon came out the house and stopped. "Where did everyone go...?"
"Sorryyy!" He crutched over to the car and got in. "Where are you going?"
He stepped out and called for Oreo. She ran over and then ran into the house.
He was snuggling into the toy cow he had tossed up there a while ago.
"yeah..im so surprised..i thought id be with still by now..living in that shitty apartment..at one point i wanted children with him."
"just the one.." he let go of the toy and grabbed onto him and snuggled into his chest.
He fell asleep as well and Oreo just explored the house. She soon fell asleep as well.
Bon woke up in the morning he lifted his head and looked around the unfamiliar place then down at Jayden.
He was peacefully asleep and suddenly, there was a loud clang downstairs.
his head snapped to the sound and he growled, if that was an intruder they were fcuked hes in a mood.
There were people working on the fridge and then one of the guys turned around and screamed when he saw Bon suddenly standing there.
"Oh uh [ahem] sorry. We're just putting your fridge and washer in..."
Jayden came downstairs. "It's okay. It's fine you guys can continue." He held Bon' hand.
he looked down at his hand, pulled it up and sniffed it then bit it.
He sat Bon down on the bed and sighed. "Your out of it again arent you?"
"They are putting the fridge in. It's fine. They'll go away eventually."
He then had to let go bc crutches. Then he awkwardly made his way downstairs.
He almost slipped but kept his balance. "Whew. Is it just me or are stairs tiring?"
"yes and no, both it just being you and the stairs being tiring."
"Ooh. He held his stomach and started to walk to the kitchen. "Oh wow. The fridge is pretty."
One of the kids accidently got it over the fence and they all yelled at the kid. Then after a while when it got silent, the doorbell rang.
Three kids stood there. 1 little deer and 2 other kids from across the street.
"Uhm.. Hi mister. Our jet-"
"It's a PLaNE you dimwit!" The little deer poked him.
He glared at her and the looked up at Bon. "Our plane is in your property.."
"Okay. Thank you." The girl looked at the two other kids.
"It's called ON your property. Not IN."
he shook his head and walked away to find the plan when he did he picked it up, brushed it off and returned to the door.
"Awe, the wing is busted.." The boy grabbed it and turned to the sidewalk.
"Thanks a lot Mia." The little girl rolled her eyes and followed her brother.
"It wasnt my fault.." She hesitantly followed them but then stopped.
She started to sputter a cry as the kids went off to play somewhere else.
"oh honey are you okay?" he walked out and stopped a few feet behind her.
She whined and the little toddler stumble while she began burst out crying. Then she ran over to Bon and hugged his legs.
Frozen Bunny.))
"uhm..it okay..don't cry." he awkwardly patted her shoulder.
"should get new friends, obviously they aren't very good for you." he bunny pawed his hands. "real friends don't treat each other like dirt."
Jayden went back inside but Oreo stayed there and stared at the girl.
he gasped and spoke loud enough for Jayden to hear. "Maybe i should get a new husband! how unhelpful!" he huffed and crossed his arms.
trying to get the girl to stop crying with comedy.))
Oreo barked, getting the girl's attention.
"[sniffle] izzat a puppy?"
"I like oreos.."
She walked over and stood a few feet away from the dog. Then Oreo trotted out and sniffed her over.
he smiled and walked to Jayden. "thanks for playing along, didn't work out but its okay."
"aww..why is that so cute?" he walked back out and sat on the steps.
He followed and sat down very slowly. "God... This child has me moving like my abuela..."
sounds like its good))
"look." he turned his head back at he two in the grass.
No my stomach hurts now))
He looked at them and smiled. "Thats adorable."
A voice echoed from one of the houses calling Mia to come back inside.
"Awe..." She pet Oreo one more time and stood, facing the sidewalk then ran to her mother.
he smiled.
"next time i see her ill let her know she can come over and play with Oreo whenever she wants. ill be that neighbor, ill even make food and shit."
He hugged him with an arm and then stood up with the crutches. "Okay, well let's go inside. I think it's gonna rain."
He nodded and walked into the house. "I'll get one started for her."
"Okay." He watched as she went inside. Then he followed after the puppy.
She ran upstairs and looked around for Bon. Then she ran over to him and wagged her tail.
"hi baby, come test the water, i don't know what you like. ill even add bubbles for you."
She hopped on his lap and looked at the water. Then she slowly started to back away.
he tilted his head. "its okay." he turned the water off so it wasn't to much for her.
he smiled and petted her then dipped his hand in then water and brought it to her, just showing it wouldn't hurt.
When she touched the water, she instantly started to whimper scream like someone was ripping off her tail.
"noo, please its okay, its just water..you drink it all the time."
She stayed there for a bit and then continued to try and cmilb back to him.
She started to shake and every now and then she would let out a dry whimper.
After a bit he grabbed a towel, unplugged the tub and pulled her out.
Jayden then sat up and rubbed his eyes. "I'm hungry... We need to go to the store and buy some food."
He crutched over to the counter and grabbed his phone. Then he ordered some food.
"ill take you out tomorrow, lets make a day of it. celebrate moving in."
Jayden fell asleep as well. Oreo soon got up and went over to Jayden's ear to fall asleep there.
he sat up and got off the bed. he changed into his body suit thingy, pink sweater and white shorts then sat down next to him.
He sat up and rubbed his eyes. Then he went over and looked at his clothes in a box. "...Uh okay... I guess I'll wear this."
"are we taking the dog? i don't know if the mall is pet friendly."
"No.... Sadly." He went over to her and per Oreo then went into the shower with his clothes.
"Just feed her, give her water, then put her in her crate."
He went into the shower and started to drench himself in the water.
"okay.." he stood up and got both water and food, stuck it in the crate for her then walked back up and picked her up.
"hi sweetie, sorry..gonna stick you in the crate for a bit." he bent down and put her in, then petted her head.
Jayden soon came out with a towel around his waist. "Lookie, its a bit bigger."
he pulled him out of the house and to the car, walking slowly for he bc ofc.
He followed and then opened the door, putting the crutches into the seat.
he smiled and started the car, pulled out of the driveway and drove down the street.
"you trust me to much mon amour." he whispered to himself after glancing at him.
he pulled into the mall parking lot, found a spot and turned off the car then looked at him.
he unbuckled and leaned over, stared for a moment then bit his ear.
"Yayy!! come on!" he pulled him to the nearest shop with infant items.
He saw a little shirt with the words 'mommas boy' plastered onto it. "Oh look at thisss!"
"I know." He sat it down and looked around at the different tiny shoes.
he looked at toys not to far away, staring at a rabbit and a cow sitting close together.
He smiled to himself at the little shoes. Before he could do something else, water suddenly splashed from between his legs.
DW It's not HIS it's water. Just wanted to give them a heart attack))
LMAO you're mean))
Bon looked over and his heart nearly stopped, he was so shocked in fact he fainted.
He almost started to panic when he saw a woman behind him with her cup on the floor. "Oh- damit." She looked up at Jayden. "I'm so sorry! I dropped my cup on accident."
--
A few security guards went over to tend to Bon.
He mumbled at them in french then looked at Jayden again and jumped up to check on him. After looking him over looked at the lady. "thanks for the heart attack ma'am."
"I'm so sorry!." He bowed towards them as an apology then picked up her cup.
"It's fine."
He linked his arm with his and gently pulled him to the nearest bathroom.
"I bet that lady feels more embarrassed then you do right now.."
"it's okay." He pulled him into the bathroom then picked him up and sat him on the sink.
he walked over to the paper towels and grabbed a few, walked back over to him and handed him them.
He threw it away and then put his hands on Bon's shoulder. "Can you help me get down?"
"of course." he picked him up again and set him down on the ground.
"I know. I'm hoping I can get the boot and just after a few days, I can get if off fully."
He picked up the little plushies and smiled more. Then, he noticed a little hyena plushie. "Thats adorable too."
He picked it up and hugged it. THen he started to walked around to the cradles.
"a lot.." He looked at him. "mostly the type of parent I'll be..as much as I love my mom..she wasn't exactly.. good at parenting and I don't wanna end up like that."
He kept looking at the little cribs and then he looked down at his stomach.
"Haha, I know." He held his stomach. "Do you want to go eat something?"
"Yay!" He laughed a bit and sat the plushie down. Then he started to crutch over to the door.
He stopped and waited for him to catch up. "Do you want to eat something?"
"I know. OH! Also, you should be thinking on how to keep your food problems more private. We cant get the baby exposed to that."
"shit..ill probably do what mama did before she exposed it to me."
"Oh. Well I guess you should go that then. I'll help with them not knowing."
he looked away from him, a little hurt. he understood why the baby couldn't know but it still hurt.
"It's okay baby." He gave Bon a kiss on his cheek. "You can tell them once they get a bit older and mature."
He shrugged. "We can get there once it happens, but for now I dont know."
"well we should talk about it and about the neighbor, we HAVE to talk."
"i don't like that lady we met..when we went to see the house..yeah shes got vibes i don't vibe with."
"Mhm. She's probably the type to tell you to get off her property while your on the sidewalk."
"whatt, she looked like it." he shook his head. "im kinda hoping i get into neighbor war with her or some homophobic jag-off with no life."
"My reason is that she found out. Dont worry, I'll make it seem like an accident."
"no, I've just never been called that.. not even by my own mother."
Jayden walked inside and thanked him. Then he went over to the bathroom.
he walked in a closed the door then went to the crate and opened it and the back door, incase Oreo needed out.
He went outside for a bit then came back with a blowtorch. Then he sat the bowl on the counter.
"I will." He started to blow torch it but then got scared. "Uhm.. Nevermind..." He put it down and then just decided to microwave it.
"Mhm." He opened the microwave as the timer stopped and pulled the bowl out. Then he got a wooden spoon and walked over to the couch.
He followed, leaving the door open Incase the dog ever wanted back in and sat by him.
He looked at it, sniffed then quickly turned his head with a growl. "smells disgusting."
Lokey forgot they were in the new house))
He taunted Oreo with the little spoon and she jumped up and took it. Then she ran off.
After a few, Jayden finished the bowl and then went to the bathroom that was downstairs and lied down on the floor. "I feel like throwing up so bad..."
He closed his eyes and soon fell asleep as Oreo ran inside the room and lied down on the floor.
he opened his eyes and looked around then stood up, threw on some fuzzy pants and walked downstairs and outside, sitting on the step.
he then lit a cancer stick bc sudden stress.
he leaned against the top step and looked around the neighborhood.
he huffed and took a drag. "thats creepy, hanging out over my shoulder like that."
"boy if you get on my ass about that shit again im leaving for the whole day. its been nearly a month, its a small set back."
He kicked the door and then sat down on the couch. Oreo trotted downstairs and went over to the backdoor.
he put the cigarette out and threw it into a garbage can then got up and walked back inside and upstairs.
he dressed himself in (new ref outfit) then walked back downstairs.
"mad at me for not breaking an old habit as quickly as you want?"
He scoffed and then sat up. Then he walked over to the back door and called her in.
Jayden walked over to the front door and grabbed his keys. He'd might as well go shopping for stuff.
He parked the car and sat there for a while. Then he drove back home without buying anything. He went inside and lied down on the couch and decided to sleep there.
a few hours later he woke up and stretched. he walked downstairs and looked at the couch went back up then came back down with a blanket.
Bon looked at him and draped the blanket over him.
" Always getting on your ass about the smoking thing..." He looked at the floor.
he hummed and looked back at what he was doing, continuing. "why do you?"
"its their body cher,leave them be." he finished dinner and made Jayden a bowl then walked over to him and presented it.
He grabbed it and sat it in his lap. "Are you at least trying to quit?"
"i said it was a slip." he sat down next to him. "i went a whole mouth clean..one bad morning and that progress, gone." he leaned forward, putting his elbow on his knee and holding his head up.
He looked off to the side and flicked his tail at him. "Mess off. I dont want to eat."
He stood up and grabbed the bowl(thankfully it was room temperature by now) and dumped it over Jayden's head then threw the bowl back, shattering it and walked out grabbing the keys and leaving with the car.
"What the- UGH!" He huffed and Oreo ran over to the glass. "No! what the fvck dont-" He slipped but (kind of) caught his fall.
he drove to a nearby park and got out, walked for a while and sat under a tree. starting to cry.
when-when- upset-))
when- when when you when wheennnnn. hwbhjeq wqjf))
He groaned and stood up. Then he crutched over to the crate and told Oreo to go inside. Once she did, he sat down next to the crate and sobbed.
He then stood up and crutched over to the stairs. Then he went into his room and started a shower.
He sat under the water for a few hours and then went to sleep on the floor.
he woke up and stared a rabbit that had wiggled its way into his arms.
what a weird relationship with bunnies))
ikr?))
he shooed the thing off and stood up then found his car and drove back home.
he turned the car off and walked inside, put the keys away and looked at the glass then cleaned the area.
He heard him come inside but decided to ignore him. He was too pissed to be worrying about him.
He lied there for a while. Then, he sat up and crutched downstairs to get some water.
he'll tell him sorry later, for now he wanted to let himself and him cool down.
after some time he stood up and walked upstairs and into the room, looking through a few boxes that haven't been unpacked.
after a minute of looking he whimpered and checked the closet then under the bed, still not finding what he wanted then hopped up on the bed and moved the pillows around until he found his cow plush and hopped off the bed and trotted out of the room.
he walked to the room their gonna use for baby and sat down near the door, leaning against the wall.
He started to whine to himself and then stopped as Oreo ran upstairs. He didn't want her to bother him right now.
he looked around the room, sighing to himself and hugging the toy, whispering to it in french.
She ran over to it and ran into the wall. Then she took the toy and ran back to him.
he put a hand over his mouth to cover a laugh and tossed the toy again.
"shh, i think Jayden is trying to sleep." he took it again and tossed it.
She ran back over and grabbed the toy. THen she ran out and into their room.
"Oreo GO AWAY!"
She then ran back and sat down.
He flinched hearing him yell and laid on his side, squeezing his toy.
Then she went over to Jayden. He got up and walked her downstairs. Then he put her in her crate and sat on the couch.
He slightly clawed into the ground. Then got up put the toy cow back on the bed and walk down stairs and outside. Started a small fire in the fire pit and dug around in his pocket.
He pulled out his cigarettes and stared at them then threw them into the fire and sat in a lawn chair.
He watched them burn then put the fire out and walked back inside and let the dog out of her crate.
His eyes were a little puffy and around them were a bit red. He went into the fridge and grabbed some grapes.
"Why did you do that last night? It was humiliating even if no one else was there to see it..."
"i don't know..i was already in a bad mood and i took it out on you.."
He sat the grapes down on the couch and went over to him. Then he hugged Bon.
he hugged him back, giving him a squeeze and a kiss on the side of his head.
"Je t'aime, s'il te plaît pardonne-moi, je suis désolé."
He squeezed him and gave him many kisses on his face. " I'm sorry. I forgive you."
"I'm sorry for not eating last night... I'll help you make that soup again."
He picked at his fingers for a bit and then grabbed his grapes. "You want some?"
he shook his head. "why do you keep trying to feed me normal food?"
he growled and stood up then walked away. "i hate when you do that."
A while later he can back down and walked into the kitchen, pulling things out.
"im about to make dinner, put those away or you'll spoil your appetite."
good thing he put them to the side, Bon is already on edge don't make him angry.))
he sighed and started working on Croque monsieur.
he soon finished and made Jayden a plate then took it over to him.
he sat on the couch, a bit far from Jayden, holding his own stomach and looking away.
he scoffed. "i can't eat the normal food. you know that and im not going out for something so stupid."
He nibbled at his food for a few then turned back over to him. "Are you sure?"
He looked away from him stood up and walked upstairs. "good night."
He watched him go then sat the food down and continued eating his grapes.
He dressed for bed(normal garb) and walked back downstairs to kiss his husband good night but froze seeing.p the grapes.
"i was going to give my husband a kiss good night." he looked at the plate he gave him a bit ago then back at him. "but he doesn't deserve one." he crossed his arms, turned around, and walked back upstairs.
"alors mange la putain de nourriture que je te donne!!" he shouted back.
he was laying on the bed, face first in the pillow, the rest of his body slightly laying on his side.
"then you're not sorry." he growled and hid in the pillow again.
he sat up. "THEN YOU PROVE IT, YOU DON'T JUST SAY 'SORRY'!!" he crawled into the bed. "i just wanted to be a good wife. feed my husband care for the children keep the house clean.." he got up and left the room.
your husband has gender issues btw))
He sat up and looked at him. He was about to say sorry again but decided to drop it. "Your- your not going to do that all on your own... I'll help you."
"I'm sorry... I didnt want to seem rude and not eat it in front of you. I just.. didnt.. kinda.. like it."
"I'm sorry! I'll go eat it then! Sorry sorry!" He got up and hurridly crutched downstairs.
He whined and finished the last peice.
Wait a sec- is there cheese in this?! I just looked at the pictures!!))
he made it with a cheese substitute ))
his ears flopped over his eyes.
He went back upstair and then cupped his face. "See?! I ate it! You dont have to be sad anymore."
"i bet you didn't even notice it wasn't real cheese, i remembered..you can't have that..why can't you remember i can't have what you can?"
"don't lie it makes it hurt more." he hid in the pillow again, starting to cry and hug himself.
He started to panic. "I- I'm sorry I didnt mean to make you feel worse."
He started to bite his nails and then took a deep breath. "Its- its hard to explain.."
"I just think- maybeee you should get used to... normal food? You know... For the future?"
"Well you'll have to get used to it- wait how'd you know it was a girl?"
"guessing.." He shrugged. "and I'm not going to. I can't..it comes right back up."
This shit lagging here's a new anim))
he laid back down and patted his head.
She said "Well I can do it if I want to. Its out in the open So" :ugly face:
SOB i want to but im scared shes gonna tell my parents about my acc...
If they find out about my acc, they're going to change my pass again and I wont be able to use this acc anymore.
SOB ITS GOING TO BE SO HARD TRYING TO NOT DRAW ON THIS ACC you know what... I'm just going to stop posting on this acc so often and now im just going to put this as a 'dead' acc