Rainbow Griefer's Balloon
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Citrus || Proper Eating
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.'. Power of imagination .'.
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I fell in love with am emo gir
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28.03.2022
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28.03.2022 19:03
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Jayden walked into the room. "Cleaning Pine's room." He looked at her. "You should go do that."
He looked down at her, raising a brow. "You haven't been cleaning your room?"
She whined and got off the bed. " It's only my toyssss!"
"Nuh uh, thats not an excuse. If you want to hang out with Tyler and go to the shop, you've got 10 minutes."
She instantly ran out the room to go clean up.
He watched her go and sat down next to Bon. "Why were you guys talking about magic? You guys gonna meet a wizard or something?"
"She asked if we could try again..i said ill ask you then she asked if you'll help and i said yes then she asked how i said magic she asked to watch i said it wouldn't work then."
He smiled to himself and then got up and went to the door.
"Pine, stop eavesdropping and go clean your room."
She whined and ran off to her room. Jayden came back.
"Now that shes actually gone, what 'magic' am i actually going to do?"
"Why are you baby talking me? You need a bandaid for that crack in your head?"
"you fell off the bed this morning i think you knocked something loose."
"I have more then one loose, ive been to a nut house and i eat human meat. You know what that shit does to your head? Nothing good."
He was about to say something else when there was a tiny gasp. Pine stared at them with wide eyes as if she saw Trump x Biden art. (Thats an actual thing btw)
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Ik its scary))
He mouthed 'fcuk' then turned and looked at Pine. " eavesdropping probably isn't a skill you want to learn."
Her ears dropped and she started to cry. "YOU GUYS EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEE!" She then ran off into her room.
"NOO ONLY I DO!!" he looked at Jayden. "People suck i don't know why shes upset."
"I dont think telling her that you eat people is going to make her feel better.."
"She just ran out of the room i wonder what gave you that idea." He stood up and walked to her bed room "pine?"
"Oh? Really?" He looked at the toy bucket then bent down to her level. "Hm..i don't remember this toy." He poked her.
He laughed a little. "You're not gonna get eaten silly, i love you to much."
She hiccuped and sat up in the bucket. "P-Pwomise?" Pine held out her pinky.
She lightly smiled and then her smile faded. " Did you guys... kill... someone..?"
His own smile fell. "...can't eat them alive they keep dying." He looked away for a moment. "Remember..when you stole some food from my plate?"
He nuzzled her and purred. "I was scared by everything, even the creek of a floorboard..i was afraid of my father's footsteps."
"Oh..." She lied her head on his chest. " Mami isnt scary. She was nice too?"
"She was..quiet..Mami didn't talk much i barely recognized her voice when she did..she started talking more after my father 'went missing'" he air quoted.
"Oh." There was a long pause before she took a deep breath. "Did he... hurt mami?"
He bit his lip and looked away. "Sometimes..but again, only when he drank."
"Hm? Oh yeah im okay." He kissed her forehead head and gave her a squeeze.
He looked around. "Looks good to me." He put her down. "You think daddy would say the same?"
Jayden scoffed. "No. Theres little dust particles right there. Is that a wrinkle on your bed sheets? And that, your pillow is off centered."
"Daddyyyy!"
"Hehe, I'm just kidding. It looks fine."
Pine hopped out of Bon's arms and ran to get her Hyena. Then she ran downstairs to Tyler. "ICE CREEAAAMMMMM!"
"Bring her back before 7!" Jayden called out to his brother.
"I will!"
He walked over back to Bon and lied down next to him.
He pouted a bit and moved closer to him, putting him in a little hug. "It's going to be okay. We're going to try again."
He smiled and took a deep breath. " This time, I wont let anything happen to you."
He smiled and hugged him tightly. "I won't open the door anymore."
" You didnt know." He caressed his cheek and slightly smiled. " Dont blame yourself."
He smiled and gave him a bunch of kisses. Then he sat up. "Would you like anything?"
"I like you." He titled his head, confused, The man is suffering a concussion at the moment.
Jayden stopped and looked at him. "Nuh uh, go back to bed hunny bunny."
He looked back at the bedroom then at him. Stared for a moment, considered his options and walked back to the room.
wtf I just noticed how perfect my timing was to check FA-))
He stood there for a sec before going downstairs and making him a snack.
Lmao))
He sat down on the bed and rocked slightly, humming and looking around felling tired. (Don't let him fall asleep)
WHAT- WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IF HE FALLS ASLEEP))
Jayden heated some little meat cubes up and put them in a bowl. Then he started to walk upstairs.
Dead. Keep him awake till tomorrow. Then let him sleep.))
He wobbled slightly and laid down.
WH- hell naw >:|))
Jayden walked into the room and sat next to him. "Hey, sit up. You've got to put something on your stomach."
"No no no, sit up. You can sleep when it's time to sleep." He slapped Bon's face a bit.
Wait- he didnt hit him like a full blown slap just so you know. I just noticed I didnt word that right lmao-))
He passed him the bowl. " Come on, it didnt hurt."
It was unexpected and scared him.))
He sighed and sat up, taking the bowl and sniffed it then ate.
okay just making sure))
He went to go open up the blinds to let some light in.
He turned away from the light and laid back down (after finishing the bowl of food. And setting it aside.)
He went to the side of the bed where Bon was facing and turned on the lamp. "You cant sleep. It's too early."
He gently took Bon's hands and moved them out the way. "I'll stay up with you then. But no falling asleep."
He leaned over and put his head on him shoulder. "I love you."
W-wanna like skip to a few months before baby arrives?))
yes pleaseeee >:) good enough reason for Jayden to run up on Vince in the hospital 🥺))
"Love you too."
Yes lmao))
:lets say about month 7 with baby now.:
Bon snored quietly, rolled up in the blanket like a bunny burrito.
He woke up and looked at him then snuggled up and purr. "Hello~ how'd you sleep?"
"... Not so well. Do you know if he's awake yet? I want to go and talk to him today.."
"Hm..i got word a day ago..hes awake." He sighed and went to talk again but felt an uncomfortable kick. "HEY! Rude!"
He looked down at his stomach and instantly gave a wide smile. "I guess someone else is awake too."
"Didn't have to kick me.." he sat up and looked around the room. "Wheres my baby?"
He shrugged.
Then, there was a loud scream coming from the hallway. Pine ran into the room with her hand balled into a fist. "I DID IT! MY TOOF! MY TOOF FELL OWT!" She was spitting blood everywhere
"What!?" Pine froze and then started to cry.
"N-NO! No ones dying! It's just her tooth!" He got out of the bed and walked over to Pine. "Go put your tooth on a paper towel and wash your mouth out honey."
"Walking around like her damn tongue was cut out." He mumbled then slowly got out of the bed with a huff. "Im so fcuking fat im over it."
"Got it." He walked downstairs to get him something to eat, as well as something to clean the mess.
wait- you know something sad is gonna happen right?))
W-what the fcuk n-no why?))
He looked at Pine and smiled. "Don't forget to put that under your pillow."
Oh. Oreo's time has come.))
She nodded and smiled wide. Oreo trudged into the room and lied down on the floor with a whimper.
YOU MONSTER!!))
He looked at Oreo and smiled then just for her got down on the ground and gave her a pat. "Hi baby."
BUT ITS OKAY. I'll let you pick another dog breed. Or cat.))
She looked at him and whimpered. Then she lied back down.
>:( BUT OREO IS BABY!!))
He frowned, lower his ears. "Whats wrong?"
ITS BEEN OVER 3 YEARS >:( ))
Pine went over to her and poked her tummy. Oreo instantly yelped and walked to the other side of the room.
IDC >:( ))
"Pine, why did you do that?" He gripped the bed and stood with more huffing. "Can you go get dad? I think shes sick."
He grabbed his chest and huffed more. "Taking up a shit ton of space aren't you baby? I can't breathe."
He looked at him then her. "I think shes sick? Pine poked her stomach and she whimpered then moved away." He breathed a bit heavily.
"I'll take her to the vet today. I'll just take her with me." He went over to Bon and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "Come on, you need to sit down somewhere."
"Okay okay, you dont have to give me such sas." He put and arm around Bon's waist for guidance. "Come on Oreo."
"Hm." He huffed again and followed her down, gripping onto the railing.
"Hes pushing my orgens up, trying to become my lungs and kicking my bladder. Im peachy."
"Hm?" He looked out of the kitchen and then ran over to Oreo. "OH-"
She then threw up some chunky stuff and blood.
"Oh sh1t-"
"THATS A DOLLAR IN THE JAR DADDY!"
"I- mean crap. I'm going to get her to the vet now-"
Pine walked out the kitchen with a pancake and stared at the mess. "Uh oh. Is that strawberry jam?"
Jayden came back and latched the leash on Oreo's collar. Then he gave Bon a kiss before he went out the house. "I'll be back before 7."
He loaded her into the back seat and then got in the front. Then he drove out of the driveway and down the street.
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"Baba? Is she okay?"
"No..shes not. Probably dying." He walked to the kitchen to get some cleaning supplies.
Once arrived at the vet, he got out the car and let Oreo out too. "Come on big girl... Lets see whats up." He walked inside with her.
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"Wh-what?" She started to now whine.
"Shes old baby." He walked out with the supplies and set them on the coffee table. "If shes not dying then shes just sick..always been dramatic." He laughed a little.
Pine sat down on the floor and hugged her knees. "Baba?"
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He went up to the front desk, and told them the info that they need. Then he waited. It wasnt long before a woman came out and called for him.
"Yes baby?" He cleaned up the spot and sat on the couch with a huff, mumbling under his breath about breathing.
"Whats gonna happen if she dies?"
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He went into the room with Oreo and waited for the woman to come back. "Okay. I've see that shes been here before?"
"Yes ma'am.."
She looked at the dog then at him. "Yeah... Has anything- happened?"
He hummed. "No idea. Probably get a cat." He joked trying to lighten up the mood. "Get her cremated..definitely. after that we could get another pet."
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She looked at the floor sadly.
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"Well, she just seemed to be very sluggish lately, not really eating anything. And she threw up some blood this morning."
"Hm... Yeah... Sir, I think she may have cancer..."
"Sorry.." he rubbed his stomach then pulled his hand away. "OW YOU TINY JERK! DON'T KICK ME!"
Pine looked up at him. "Dont say that! You'll make Tobi sad!" She hopped over and hugged his stomach.
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"Cancer?"
"Yes... She's probably been dealing with a lot of pain for a while. I think it's best to put her down."
"Yeah well hes a meany face, wont let me breath and keeps kicking me."
"It must mean he's happy to come out soon! Wait! I wanna meet him!" She got down on the floor and pointed at his crotch. "OPEN SESAME!"
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"Oh... wh-when?"
"Whenever you feel like it."
"Girl what the fcuk?" He turned away from her. "Don't do that! Thats not how it works for one for two inappropriate!"
💀💀💀 I've been waiting to hit Bon with the oblivious innocence))
"What? Then how does it work?" She pouted.
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"Okay..."
"I would like to keep her here for the night to look more into her condition.'
"Alright." He gave the woman the leash and hugged Oreo for one last time.
Gasp))
He stared at her then patted the couch next to him.
"Uhm..you know you're getting really tall now, its freaking me out should stop growing."
He tried changing the subject.
She climbed onto the couch and lied down. "I am?" Her tail wiggled a bit.
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Jayden went back out to his car and called Bon.
"Yeah. Super scary. Don't want you growing up on me." He smiled then looked at his phone and picked it up. "Hello, is she okay?"
"No, no it's fine... I want to schedule it for next week... I was Pine to say goodbye."
"I know.. It's just going to be kinda hard to let her go." He started too drive to the hospital.
He bit at his lip for a second and then huffed. "I'll be back home in a few. Then we can go over this more."
"Okay, love you." He pulled into the parking lot of the hospital and got out the car.
"Is Oreo okay?"
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Jayden made his way inside, taking a deep breath. Then he went to the front desk to ask for Vince.
She tilted her head. "Whats that mean??"
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Once given the room info, he walked down the hall, up the elevator, down another hall, almost trips, and makes his way to his door.
"That means we are..going to take her to the doctor and the doctor will use some medicine to put her to sleep..forever."
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Vince had his arm over his eyes, mumbling to himself.
"And then we get to wake her up!" She smiled.
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He took a sharp breath and knocked on the door.
"No baby..forever. she won't wake up..its to stop her from hurting."
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Vince moved his arm and looked at the door. "Enter."
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She stopped smiling. "... Oh..." Then she pouted her lip and she started to tear up.
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He opened the door and stepped inside. "Who the hell says 'enter'? You could have said anything else but that."
He looked him up and down. "Never mind asshole, get the fcuk out." Vince huffed.
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Bon reached out and wiped her eyes. "You don't want her to continue walking around hurt right?"
"Dont be so rude or I'll cripple you." He shut the door and sat at the edge of the bed.
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"No..." She hung her head.
He rolled his eyes. "Mhm."
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"Im sorry.." he hugged her and gave her a kiss on the head.
He glared at him and then looked down at the floor. "My brother wanted to "talk" to you once you got out the hospital." He did the finger motions.
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She hugged him back and then started to sob.
"Shh.." he petted her head. "Its okay."
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"Of course he does..." Vince looked him over again. "What do you want?"
She sucked up some snot. "Tobi wont be- be able to see herrrr!"
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"Thats what I was going to ask YOU. You really had no business showing up to my house uninvited and putting your hands on my husband... And on top of that you killed the kid."
"No..he wont..and its upsetting i know. But you can tell him about her."
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He laughed. "The goal was to kill the Rabbit."
"And pictures too?"
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He glared at him. "The next goal is to kill you. And It wont be that hard would it?" He huffed and crossed his legs, looking back at the floor again. " Why the hell are you so butt hurt about not getting what you want? You should probably worry about getting your own b1tches instead of chasing the ones that dont want you."
"Yeah! Lots of pictures and videos he'll feel like he knew her well."
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"Im not butt hurt about shit, Clarabelle, im just pissed he married some no dick pussy, going around thinking he knows how to deal with a psychotic cannibal murder. The way he acts with you? Is. A fcuking joke, you really think thats how he feels around you? I bet its frustrating for him to NOT rip your throat out...you also just called him a b/tch."
" For one, keep your nose out of my beez wax! No one is suppose to know I dont have a d1ck, and certainly not YOU. Second, I know I dont know how to deal with him fully, but I'm trying! And it's hard for me to keep trying everyday to keep him happy, to deal with my kid- soon to be kidS, go to work everyday, FEED my family, having to deal with putting my dog down because she has cancer! But I cant do that with you getting in my way all the time! And THIRD, I didnt call him a b1tch! The only b1tch here would be YOU."
oop- forgot to do Pine's part lmao))
She looked at Bon. "Can I see her again before she has to sleep?"
Pfft))
"Of course baby." Bon smiled reassuringly and patted her head.
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He rolled his eyes. "Didn't ask for your life story..and its not a matter of keeping him 'happy' its keeping him stable dipshit."
" If it was about keeping him stable you wouldn't be trying to kill him. If it was about keeping him stable, you wouldn't have done the things you did. You sure aren't helping with KeEpInG hIm StAbLe, so how about you fvck off for once?"
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She looked back at his stomach and hugged it. "Sorry you wont be able to pet her Tobi..."
"Killing him would stop him stupid, either that or tying him down but that wouldn't last long. Thats also not the reason i tried to kill him, his psycho ass is your problem now."
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He watched her..thinking to himself then got kicked again making him jump. "Butthead."
"Exactly. He's my problem. SINCE he's my problem now, you should start minding your own business. Stop coming over to my house, stop trying to- you know what? Dont EVEN come near him again because he's not your problem anymore. Try to interfere with "My PrObLeM" again and I'll do the same thing to you that I did to Jake." He got up and tucked the bottom side of the blanket under the mattress, that way Vince wouldn't be able to pull it up over his arms.
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She giggled and poked his tummy a bit. "He moved!"
"Yeah..hey..two more. Months and you can hold him!"
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He rolled his eyes. "Your family's funeral. Get out." He pointed to the door with glare.
"No. You and baba have to hold him first."
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" Quit being a hemroid." He went to go walk out the room, but turned the thermometer to it's lowest setting before shutting the door.
Jayden left the hospital and went into the car.
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"Then I'll hold him." She gave him a big smile.
"I'll be the best sister ever ever ever ever!"
He drove out the parking lot and into the road.
“And you’ll be the best baba, and daddy will be the best daddy!” She pointed at Bon.
He drove back home and into the drive way.
“No. Your a REALLY good dad.”
He got out the car, and locked the car doors.
“Daddy’s here!”
He put his hands up defensivly. "Okay okay, I am." Then he went upstairs.
Pine rubbed her nose. "Uh oh. Is daddy in trouble?"
His voice softened. "Only a little." Then he patted her head and stood up. "Im going to head upstairs. If you bring your toys out remember to put them away again."
Sorry was doing some yard work, gonna take a quick shower then im an impatient b/itch so..baby is early.))
"You know why. Didn't think to put on some perfume or something before walking in..hate hospital smell."
Okay hh my replies are gonna be late/ My mom is doing my hair.))
"Sorry. I didnt know you hated the smell of hospitals."
Oo thats okay. Sounds cool, is she dying it or making it pretty? Idk lol))
"Yes you did, i told you that..remember when i stabbed myself? I told you then. And i think that fight you had with Vine..the one that sent you to the hospital?" He shrugged then looked at him with a smile and held out his arms.
She's putting in crochets. Curly ones.))
"Oh... I'm sorry. I didnt remember." He went over to him
Oh nice.))
"Thats okay." He wrapped his arms around him and purred.
Ofc :) also..uh..baby now. Again, im inpatient.))
He hummed then squeezed him, digging his nails into him.
YEs. CUE ThE BABY))
He squeezed him a bit and then Pine hopped into the room. " Daddy! My mirror is dirty."
LIGHTS CAMERA OPEN SESAME!!!))
He squeezed his harder shaking.
"J'ai perdu les eaux.."
"Wh-what?" He looked down at the floor and his heart nearly stopped.
"Uh oh, baba you wet yourself."
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He shook his head and squeezed harder. "Aide, s'il vous plaît, aidez-moi, j'ai peur."
"Oh sh- OKAY TO ThE HospItAL. Baby, go call to the neighbors okay? I''ve got to take baba to the hospital." He started to walked Bon down the stairs.
"Why?" Pine followed.
"Your little brother is coming a bit early!"
"Your not dying honey, your in labor. It's going to be very painful but bear with me okay?" Once at the bottom of the stairs, he picked Bon up and went outside to the car.
Pine started to freak out and hop around. "AAAAAAA YESSSSS AAAAAAAA!"
lol I like how i'm enjoying this even happening while watching a compilation of earwax removals.))
Lmao, i raising virtual rabbits and selling them))
"Oh..no..i-i think im dying we're not leaving pine home alone right? Don't want the house to burn." He joked then winced and clawed into Jayden.
He chuckled. " No, she's going to the neighbors for now-" He looked over at the house and noticed their car wasnt there. No one was home. "Nope- never mind. Pine get in your car seat and buckle up." He unlocked the car and opened the door for Bon.
He got in and breathed out. How the hell he was able to be relatively calm idk.
Pine got into her car seat and buckled herself up. Jayden closed both of their doors before getting in the driver's seat and pulling out the driveway and down the road. "Keep breathing in and out."
"Bon- Do NOT give birth in this car!" He reached over and held his hand.
Pine tried to turn around in her car seat to see it happen.
"Well duh, the floor would get ruined and that would be traumatic as fcuk for the car. Poor thing."
"Pine! Sit back!" He pulled into the parking lot of the hospital and got out the car.
She shrugged. Jayden opened the door for Bon and then ran over to open Pines. Then he ran back over to Bon's side to help him out.
Ill be back in a few hours moms making me do yard work again.))
He stared at him and calmly walked up to the doors.
oof- okay))
"OKAY LETS GO LETS GO!" He ran over to pick up Pine.
"WEEEE!"
sorry for the SUPER late reply. My family and I were out at my brothers games))
He ran after him and went to get a doctors attention.
Lmao its its okay))
He watched him and wobbled, now he he was huffing and clinging to the wall trying to stay standing.
After a few seconds, some doctors came and led Bon to a stretcher thingy thing and rolled him away.
lmao that sound weird to just roll someone away))
Haha it does Oh and uh just for you,im killing vince off after tobi is born.))
He growled at them but didall that was told of him and relaxed slightly.
😳 Like-MURDER?? FOR MEE????))
Jayden called from the back as he followed the people rushing him down the hall. Mario kart style my boy.
" IF THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH CALL FOR ME HUN-"
Murder for you 😌))
He just raised his hand and waved. A doctor stopped Jayden and told him and Pine have to wait, pointing to some chairs outside the room.
C-can Tyler do it? 🥺👉👈))
He instantly sat down but Pine was hopping around and trying to peek into the room. "Daddy help me out here!!"
Bon was i have a plan but like..he can help with the body))
Bon watch the doctors scurry around him, touching him and just overwhelming the poor thing. He nearly bit a nurse and growled because she touched his shoulder.
👍 SLAYYY BON!!! SLAYYYYYYY))
"PINE- Sit. D O W N."
She looked at him and then sat on the floor. Then she started to mumble in the sacred three year old lenguage.
LMAO NOT THE THREE YEAR OLD LANGUAGE!!))
An hour or two later a doctor rushed out with a little whining bundle and another stepped out greeting Jayden and Pine. "Hello, congratulations its a boy. But he was born kinda early and is small so we're taking him to a room to make sure hes alright then you can see him."
"O-OKAY! Thats fine- Can I go in and see my husband?" He stood up and started to pick at his fingers. Pine looked up at the doctor with stars in her eyes.
He smiled and nodded. "Hes waiting on you." Then he walked off, following tye other doctor.
Bon was laying back with his eyes closed and a small smile. He was feeling very happy with himself.
Pine gave off her best high pitc hbut low "man" voice. "Wheres da baby baba?" She peeked over the bed.
He opened his eyes and laughed. "Hes not in here, he will be soon."
"Thats good..." He took a sigh of relief. "I bet he looks just like you."
He hummed then the doctor walked in with a little bundle. "Sorry that took so long. Hes healthy and happy." The doctor walked around to the other side or Bon and gave him the bundle then walked out.
Pine and Jayden gasped at the same time and leaned over to see what was inside.
He moved the blanket slightly. Tobias opened his eyes and looked at every, cooing and smiling.
Jayden gasped, stepped back and covered his mouth. " He's so friggin adorable-"
Bon stared down at him and Tobi stared up, cooing more. He shook slightly and hugged the baby gently. "Hello."
She nibbled at her nails for a bit and then pointed at Tobi. Then she whispered: " I dont wanna touch him...."
Tobi looked at her, smiled and cooed. (Hey look,shes now his favorite person)
She hugged him back and looked at Jayden. "Daddy? Are you okay?" He was facing away from them, using up the tissue box.
"I am not-"
He is. You could hear the tear of joy in his voice.
"My eyes are just sweating.."
"You should have a doctor check that out." He laughed. "You wanna hold him?"
He rubbed the Tobi's cheek with his thumb. "You look just like your dad..."
i like how I responded on 19:05 and you responded on 18:05. 05 twins :)))
He rocked him side to side.
He sat Bon up a bit and then went to go lie Tobi down in the little baby crib in the corner.
He walked back over to Bon and sat down next to him. He closed his eyes and smiled.
In the morning, Tobi started to cry, waking Bon up and making him get out of bed to change and feed him.
Pine woke up as well and hopped over to Bon's legs, hugging them. "Baba... I'm hungry.."
"I know baby." He threw the old diper away and gave Tobi his bottle. "As daddy to take you down to the cafeteria." He petted her head.
She nodded and then went over to Jayden. "Daddy.. Daddy I'm hungry.."
He rubbed his eyes, sat up, and looked at her. "Oh- Okay... Uh yeah okay. He stood up and started to stretch.
"Okay. I'll see you then." He picked up Pine and gave Bon a kiss before leaving the room.
He took Pine out to the car ad buckled her up. Then he got into the divers seat and started it.
Soon one did and he put the baby down to dress quickly. A simple sweater and leggings then packed the baby things and took both the bag and baby out.
He totted out of the building, quietly talking to Tobi in french.
He waved back and walked over opening the back door and putting Tobi in the baby seat.
Bon backed up and closed the door then hopped into the passengers side.
Tobi looked at Pine..stare quietly for a moment then laughed and cooed, just happy to see her.
She smiled back and then grabbed her hyena plush, sliding the fluffy toy into his lap. Jayden started the car and took a deep breath.
He did a scream laugh thingy making Bon look back scared for a moment.
omg those laughs be making me have a heart attack-))
He turned as well. Pine giggled and let out a short scream.
Tobi stopped stared at her then did it again.
"God damnit, they're calling on elder demons."
"I'd better start praying now than be sorry later." He pulled out the parking lot.
Pine reached over and poked Tobi in the face.
He reeled back and stared at her then started going off at her in baby.
"Yo, you just popped out of the womb don't start shit."
"YEAAHHH! Dont start stuff like baba said1" She smacked him in his face.
Tobi stopped and became very silent and very unluckily for Pine, Bon was watching.
She laughed and kept her palm in the middle of his face. Then she looked up at Bon and slowly put her hand back.
Oh if looks could kill..))
Tobi started to cry, making Bon look at him, softening almost instantly then he looked at Jayden. "Are we almost home?"
"Yeah-" He pulled into the driveway.
Pine started to panic and closed Tobi's mouth. "Shh shh shshshsh! Stop it!"
The second he pulled into the driveway way, Bon told Jayden to grab Tobi then hopped out and grabbed Pine and quickly walked inside.
Pine started to cry and tried to weigh herself down on the floor. Jayden sighed and got out the car. Then he went over to Tobi and picked him up. "It's okay baby."
Tobias calmed almost instantly.
Bon was scolding Pine (all in French btw) about how hitting a new born baby could seriously hurt one and how he was disappointed. He picked her up and sat her on the couch.
ngl I thought he was gonna pull out the chancla-))
She cried loudly and plumited her face into the pillow. Jayden walked back into the room and went upstairs.
No, he would never put his hands on a child..or even a belt. Trauma shit.))
He sat next to her and just let her cry.
😔✊))
He bounced him up and down to stop crying.
She screamed and cried into the pillow for a while until she stopped and just sniffled.
Tobi cooed and held onto him.
Bon patted her back. "Are you better?"
He smiled and went to grab a plush just for him.
Pine nodded and sat up.
It was cold on both sides
.))
"He wasn't crying until you hit him..he was just telling you off."
bro wanna play this game me and my friends made?))
She sat up and rubbed her red and puffy eyes. "Okay..."
Would i need my computer? Bc mine is still fcuky. Im using my phone.))
"Come on." He stood and started walking upstairs.
no I dont think so hhh it's just blooket))
She followed behind him with her head hung low.
well the code is 559677))
He turned and looked at Bon. "What happened?"
"Threw her around abit." He rolled his eyes. "I told her what could happen if she had hit him any harder." He looked back at her and gestured towards Tobias with his head.
He looked at Pine and then at the baby. "Oh..."
Pine walked over to Tobi's crib and apologized quietly.
Tobi stared at her then started going off on her in baby again. Salty lil shit.
Bon laughed a little and sat on the bed. Tobias made a shocked face then got louder.
He copied her.
Bon looked at Jayden. "Hey..theres something i want to do.."
Bye bye Vince time))
"Thank you" he kissed his cheek and got up, grabbing some cloths (nee ref ones) and went to the bathroom to change.
Bye bye Vince :)))
Pine continued to argue with Tobi. "Thats why I'm baba and daddy's favorite."
Bon walked back in (now changed.) "I don't pick favorites, that could end me up in a nursing home."
SHe looked at Bon and then back at Tobias. "He's only saying that to be nice." Then she went off to go play with her blocks.
"Sure.." he laughed a little then walked back out and down stairs then out of the house completely.
Jayden stood. "I'm going to use the bathroom. Watch your brother please." He walked out the room. Pine looked at him and then ran over to the crib, climbing it, and picking up Tobi.
Tobias stared at her and cooed.
Bon made his way to Vince's house. He knew he was home now.
She then climbed out the crib and made her way downstairs, putting the baby in her toy stroller. "We're gonna find baba, okay??" Then she opened the front door, and rolled him outside.
Vince opened the door(after Bon had knocked.) And the next thing he knew he was hit so hard he passed out. Bon hadd to pick him up and drag him back home. He hated working in different places. He managed to get him back home and into the garage without people noticing.
Pine noticed Bon go into the garage and rolled Tobi out onto the grass. "We have to be quiet Tobi."
Oh give the babies trauma. Cool.))
Bon tied the unconscious man to a chair. As he did Vince woke up and looked around.
"What the fcuk?"
"Quiet."
The rabbit went over to a work bench and grabbed some pliers.
Pine rolled the baby into the garage. "SUrpRISE! Baba, look I did it!" She pointed at the stroller. "Safe and sound like daddy says." She stopped and stared at vince.
He looked at them, he was half way pulling a fingernail off.
Bon glance at Vince then ripped the remaining nail away, making him scream into the cloth in his mouth.
"What are you doing out here? its cold."
He frowned and dropped the pliers, they were boring anyway.
"Im getting rid of trash. Go inside."
He growled. Vince was toed tight enough so he picked up his baby and took him inside.
Jayden came downstairs. "PINE! Where the hell is your brother?? Where were you?"
Pine just pointed outside.
He walked inside and stared at them both then gave Tobi to Jayden and returned outside.
He held the baby close and looked at Pine. He was now angry. "Go to your room."
"But I-"
" I dont want to hear it! Room. Now."
Pine started to whine and cry as she ran up the stairs.
Pine getting in all kinds of trouble.))
Bon stared at Vince and he stared back. The rabbit grabbed a knife and walked up to him. Then cut down from his chest to his hips, spilling his guts. Vince screamed and thrashed. Bon cut his rooes off and threw him to the floor, sorta thankfull he put a tarp down.
FR- OMG QUICK BON HIT HIM wITH THE: "Keep the change you filthy animal"))
He looked over Tobi and wiped his face. Then he went to wrap him back up to keep him warm.
Lmao))
"Only ten minutes..you can last that long with your guts out, pig." He dropped to his knees and cut the cloths for Vince and carved cruel things into him. He fixed his gloves and set the knife on a counter, grabbing an axe.
Well..yeah))
He aimed the axe up and struck down on his throat, quickly taking his head.
oop-))
Jayden's phone rang and he went over to it. "Hello? Uh... Yeah sure."
He tossed the axe away and looked at his handie-work. He felt his body shake and he fell.
He put the phone down and then went into the garage, instantly covering the babies eyes."Oh!- Bon what happened??" He went over to him and crouched down.
He looked at him. "I did it..hes gone..you don't have to worry about him anymore."
He froze and then looked at the body. Then back at Bon. "Are- Is that- Thats him?"
He nodded then crawled over to the decapitated head, grabbed it and held it up.
He faced the baby towards his chest that way he didnt see it. "Oh my-"
Tobias wiggled for a moment and yawned.
Bon dropped the head and crawled back to Jayden.
He gave him a hug and then stood. "Do you want me to call the clean up department before I go? I have to baby sit."
He hugged him. "Clean up okay? I'm going to call the people to clean this."
"I'm going to bring them with me. But not Tobi. He needs to stay here."
He nodded and pulled away. "Ill take a shower and put him to bed..can you wait long enough for me to take one? I don't want to leave him on his own."
He looked at the body and smiled a bit. "I guess this is your problem now, isnt it?"
Oo damn.))
Bon rushed upstairs and grabbed shorts and a tshirt then hopped into the shower.
I hope his ghost heard that >:) ))
He went upstairs to put Tobi in his crib to change.
Lmao gtg tho night))
Bon walked out of the bathroom dressed and sat on the bed.
Tobias was passed tf out he was warm and comfy man had no problems.
good morning))
"Bon, do you want me to go get him some more clothes? It's gonna get colder in a few days."
"Okay. I'm going to get him some baby formula too." He grabbed his keys and sat on the bed.
He was caught off guard for a second but then returned the kisses. "I love you moreee!"
He giggled. "Okay! Now go baby sit." He waved him off with his hand.
"I'll try." He stopped. "Oh- and Pine is in time out for a while." He turned back and started to walk downstairs.
"Why?" He hopped up and looked down at him. "Why is she in time out?"
"You can ask her." He went to get some snacks from the kitchen for the kids.
She was crossing her arms. She had clearly been crying because around her eyes and her face was a bit red.
He walked in and sat on the ground, leaning against the wall. "Why are you grounded?"
She teared up and sniffled. "Because I take Tobi outside..."
She stood there for a second before she started to bring her hands up to her eyes, beginning to cry.
Happy Easter dude))
"You took him outside so..you're grounded?..thats stupid...maybe he grounded you because you scared him."
Happy Easter :rabid rabbit sounds:))
She let her head back and cried loudly.
Hh shoot it))
"Oh no don't cry.." he picked her up. "You didn't mean to..its okay."
lol))
She held onto his shirt whined. "I dont like getting in twouble..."
"Nobody does." He cooed softly, lowering his ears and nuzzling the side of her face.
He opened his eyes and looked at her. "Pine..thats not a very nice thing to say..he tries really hard to be the best dad he can be..hes only human."
BECAUSE IM ONLY HUMAAAANNNNNNN-))
She huffed thumped her foot on the floor.
Sobbing))
"How would you feel if your little one said that about you and you've been doing your best to keep them feed, happy and a roof over their head?" He hummed, tilting his head.
"tomorrow when you see him i want you to say sorry...sorry for scaring him and sorry for what you just said."
She huffed and crossed her arms. Then she mumbled something under her breath. "I wish I had a REAL mommy..."
He let go of her and backed up slightly. "Je suis désolé que tes parents soient si horribles.." He huffed, sounding like he was about to cry and walked back to the bedroom.
Pine soon ran back upstairs and placed a piece of paper on the floor in his room. Then she ran out the room, shutting the door.
He looked over and stood up, walked over and picked up the paper.
It had pink and blue scribbled as a background and some words.
'Hlp thee orng krayon for thee nexs clew'
Pine peeked her head in and whispered. "Help the crayon for the next clue baba..." Then she closed the door and her thumping disappeared down the hall.
He looked up at the door then back at the paper."..a game? Okay.." He walked down stairs.
There on the railing was an orange crayon plush that was about to fall. It had a note taped to it.
He laughed a little while and called up the stairs. "you want some too?"
He hummed. "alright." He got off the stairs and set everything down on the table and yawned.
She whined and rushed downstairs, opened the freezer, and pointed at a card taped to an icecream bar. " Look! Your suppose to take it!"
She came back with her favorite blanket and her hyena plush. "I'm sorry..."
He put it in a bowl with a sigh and looked at her. "why did you say that?"
"you really hurt my feelings..it was wrong of you to say that to me."
"you haven't eaten? Hm..okay then I'll make you something." He stood and trotted into the kitchen.
He pulled some things out of the fridge and got to work on something quick for her.
he looked at her. "its Croque Monsieur. a French bistro classic and totally puts American grilled cheese to shame." he chuckled and plated the sandwich. "its not real cheese though..daddy can't have real cheese so we don't have any."
She sniffed it and then put her hands together. "Thank you for the food."
He looked up at him then hopped up out of his chair and hugged him.
He hugged him back. "Sorry I was a bit late. There was traffic and it's raining."
He gave him some head pats and then looked at Pine. "Ooh, what are you eating?"
She didnt respond, but just looked at the floor.
He whispered to him about the conversation he had with her earlier.. leaving out the 'wanting a real mom' part..he's still salty.
"Should I go talk to her or..." He looked over at Pine and then back at Bon.
"maybe..oh and she's eating a grilled cheese but make it french."
"Sounds good." He smiled and gave him a kiss before walking over to Pine.
His tail wagged then her heard Tobi start to cry and headed upstairs.
"What you said wasnt so nice." He sat down across from her.
She she stuffed the meal into her mouth while tears went down her face. "I knwow..."
"Why did you say that? I'm trying to do the best for you and your brother. Even if it means to discipline you for things your not suppose to do."
"I didnt mean it.. I'm sowwy." She started to sob.
"It's okay honey. Just think before you say stuff like that. Good thing you learned from your mistake before you said anything else." He went over and gave her a hug.
He dried his hands and went back upstairs, saying a quick 'good night'
"You should go to sleep too. Put your plate in the sink and make sure to use the bathroom before going to bed."
Jayden went upstairs as Pine put her plate into the sink and went to the bathroom.
"Super." He crawled over behind Bon and gave him a hug, putting his chin on his shoulder.
He gave him some kisses and then sat back. "Not as much as me." He slowly started to grab a pillow.
"You may have unhanded my weapon, but I have others!" He grabbed another pillow and lightly smack the top of Bon's head with it.
He sat there awkwardly for a few seconds before whispering again. "Sorry. I didnt mean to."
He chuckled and turned off the light. Then he walked back over to the bed and lied down.
Tobi woke up a few times during the night, in the morning Bon woke up after Tobi woke him with his crying, and changed and feed the tiny baby.
Pine woke up and trudged over into Tobi's room. "Whats all the noise about..."
"he was hungry." He put him back down, he had fallen back asleep.
He tapped on the railing of the crib then walked out of the room and back to the bed.
Pine crawled into their room and snuggled in between them, falling asleep.
My sister is back to stalking my account HUNTING DOWN AND SHOWING ME ALL THE NSFW POST. She's so fvcking weird and annoying. I cant with her. I guess Im going back to my alt))
After a while, the sun started to come up a bit.
Sobbing that's annoying.))
he kept staring off.. letting his mind wonder till it stopped of course.
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STOP- why did I say he wiped his face with his face-))
He washed his face with some water.
Lmao, tired?))
he stood and walked to the bathroom, waiting by the door.
NO! THATS THE WORST PART ABOUT IT!!))
Jayden opened the door again and nearly jumped out of his skin. "JESUS- You scared me.."
Wanna cont the au? I was reading it last night-))
he gave his hand a squeeze and hugged him.
Sure))
He picked him up and carried him to the bed. Then he lied him down and sat next to him.
Jokes on you, I have the AU on my bookmark >:) ))
"So pretty." He smiled.
She huffed and nibbled on her nails before laying her head on Bon's legs.
he sat up, trying not to disturb the toddler on his legs and put his head on his shoulder.
he looked at him, staring.. then purred louder and smiled into his shoulder.
i would think that too-))
he bit him a little harder, like he was saying 'really mf?'
he looked at him and tilted his head then let go of his hand. "i can do more then talk."
he looked at the toddler then gently moved his legs. Bon crawled up to him and gave him a kiss.
He kinda ignored him, looking at Pine and trying to hide from the lovee.
"I'm gonna make Tobi look!" She got up off of his lap and hopped out the room.
He stood up and patted the bed. "You should go sleep until the sun comes up fully." Then he started to walk to the door.
Pine was in front of him blowing spit bubbles as well.
"Oh- well your learning..'
Tobi looked at Jayden and scream laughed, kicking his feet and doing grabby hands at him.
He walked over and picked him up. "Good morning baby- ouf- you need to get a diaper change."
He held him close and started to nod. "Uh huh. Yeah." Pine followed them down the hall.
He continued his bables and wheb he got a glimce of Bon asleep he got louder.
"Nuh uh- Shhh! Daddy is sleeping right now." He walked down the stairs.
"shut the bababa up"
nah jk lmao))
He smiled and tried to get to the kitchen faster.
LMAO MEAN DADDY))
he started chewing on his sleeve, quieting him down.
👽 ))
He put him in his stool and went to go make him a warm bottle of milk.
"Yeah? Thats pretty cool." He turned on the stove and poured the milk in.
Pine sad down on the floor, munching on some grass.
"Nope-" Jayden took the snack out of his hand and looked at Pine. "He's not old enough honey. You know not to give him that."
"But it was the quickest thing to shut him up." She took the grass back and ate it herself.
he looked up at Jayden and babbled at him again, then reached for Pine.
why tf did I read that sentence like- 5 times?))
She ran off under the table and held her Hyena plush close.
Jayden picked up Tobi and put the bottle up to his face.
lmao idk, making sure you read that right the first time?))
he looked at the bottle and grabbed ahold.
grr sorry for my late ass replies, i have a stomach flu so im kinda just bleh. rn my head hurts))
he glanced up at him like 'ay im eating here!'
😩 no problem))
He sat the baby down in his high chair before going to get Pine some breakfast.
"You want some more?" He crouched down and picked it up. Then he went back to preparing.
he looked at Pine and babbled at her too. he just wanted to talk to her.
sounds yum, i literally cant eat rn im jelly))
he got a little louder.
I have cheezits. You want some- WaIT! YOU CANT 😈
sorry hhh))
"STOP IT!" Pine tossed a little piece of pancake at him.
SOB I CaN'T KEEP NOTHING DOWN MY GUY WHYY.))
He whined, waking Bon upstairs and making him come down to check out why he did.
Tobi reached up to Bon, whining more. The rabbit picked him up and held him.
Pine finished her pancakes and ran to the play room to go play with her toys.
he watched her then looked at Jayden. "she asked for a baby brother..why does she act like that?"
"I don't think she understands babies. She was probably hoping for a much older brother." He laughed and came in with some raw meat squared for Bon.
"It will take her a while to notice that. Here," He passed him the plate.
he took the plate and put it off to the side, he was more interested in feeding the baby.
Pine chased after them and Jayden just lied there. Pondering about what he should do today.
Pine walked into the room and pointed at Tobias's crib. "Inside."
my stomach hurts so friggin much))
I already did. It's the food thats making my stomach hurt-))
She tried to climb the crib to no avail.
SOB i couldnt eat the cereal because they got this nasty ass chocolate honeycomb one.))
She smiled and lied down next to Tobi.
ew wtf those two do not belong-))
he smiled and walked out, turning off the light and returning downstairs.
Gross-))
Bon crawled up next to him and put his head on his shoulder.
g a g))
He wrapped an arm around his waist and gave him a little kiss on his forehead. "Where did Pine go?"
awhile later he woke up to Tobi whining and carefully got off Jayden and made his way upstairs.
She whined and lied back down. "When I asked for a brover, I didnt ask for this baba..."
She stumbled to the ground and then looked up to see if Bon would react.
He tilted his head. Looking her over and waiting for the crying.
She started to cry and slowly got up, reaching her hands over at Bon.
NOO BON YOU FELL FOR IT!))
Haha))
he picked her up and hugged her, taking her out of the room so she wouldn't wake Tobi.
She stopped singing and screamed. Jayden sat up and stared at her with wide eyes.
"But Tobi cant hear me if I dont make noise." She looked up at the ceiling and screamed again before going silent.
Who tf is TONI?!))
"To summon him." She did it in a raspy and creepy voice before screaming again.
TOBI** I WAS TYPING FAST SOB))
he covered her mouth. "summon him later, let the tiny demon rest."
oh no- bunny sob-))
he tensed up completely then put her down and walked off.
She stood there and looked at Bon, then at Jayden. "Did I hurt baba's feelings?"
"N-no. I just think he's- I'll go talk to him." He got up and followed Bon.
LMAO THIS IS SUCH BULLY MATERIAL 😈))
"Why'd you walk out like that? Was it because of what she said.."
He hugged him and sighed. "Yeah... But at least we lived her life out to the fullest."
"hm.." he sighed too and finally started to cry, covering his face.
he calmed down a minute later. "pleurer sur un putain de chien... c'est pathétique."
"oh, no i just miss.." he took a breath. "its okay, just didn't expect you to bring her up."
Jayden sighed and stood up. "I'm going to go to the shop today. Do you guys wanna come?"
He got the baby up and changed his diaper then put some clean clothes on him.
Pine grabbed a little yellow dress and another pamper before going into the bathroom.
After a few, she came out and walked up to Bon, tapping his leg. "Baba, is this okay?"
She smiled and did a mini cartwheel that definitely wasn't a cartwheel.
He laughed. "careful." He picked up Tobi and sat him on his hip.
(sorry- my sister told my mom about the acc and now she wants to look at it. Sorry if I dont come back :( ))
okay- well my mom has forgotten about it. I dont want to trigger anything that will make her remember it so I'm laying low and not going to post anything for a long... pretty long time. Lol good thing she forgot and I didnt write some goodbye note saying something I shouldn't have💀))
He took Tobi in his arms and patted his back.
hh i freaked tf out, if you need it have another account and will happily give it to you.))
Bon came back down dressed in the white shorts, black undersuit and pink sweater.
it's okay. I'll just go to the Honey-Lambs account. Thank you though. Also STOP- that outfit is so CUTE!!!))
He looked at him and smiled. "You ready?"
Pine got up and gasped. "Wait! Bark!" She ran upstairs and came back with her Hyena and a little hat for Tobi.
"Yes! It stands for uh.. Vewy cool fluffy animal." She held up her plush.
She handed the hat to Jayden and started to hop towards the door. He looked around and grabbed the keys off the counter.
Once everyone was outside, he turned and locked the door. Then he walked over to the drivers seat and unlocked the car.
He put Tobi into his car seat then picked up Pine and put her in hers.
She started to sing an absolute BOP song. "The wheels on the bus go wound and wound, wound and wound, wound and wound!"
"Okay, here we go." He pulled out of the driveway and began to drive away.
Pine looked at Bon. "Baba!"
After a few, he pulled into parking lot of the now bigger flower shop and parked the car.
(wait a second- we aren't gonna slide past the fact that there hasnt been an investigation about missing Vince))
ofc not. lol that would remove some tense. :) ))
"with daddy, ill be in with Tobi in just a moment."
Jayden got out the car and Pine ran over to hold his hand. He walked her inside and his mom instantly came over. "Oh! Hi baby!!"
wtf was his name even Tony??))
Pine giggled and Tony came out to see who was here.
IT WAS TYLER!!!! IT WAS TYLER!!!!)))
Tyler came over with a giant smile. "Kids!"
OMG HES YOUR CHARACTER WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING HIS NAAAMMMMEEE))
he sat in a Chair.
Tobi smiled at Tyler and did a baby wave.
I DONT KNOWWWWWWWW))
He shuffled over and looked at Bon, asking to hold the baby without even saying a thing.
STOP!! YOU PROBABLY DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER THE NAMEEEE))
He took a breath and picked him up. "He's so adorableeee-"
I REMEMBERED AND HES NOT MINE))
Tobi grabbed onto his face and squealed. what a happy baby.
WHAT?! HOWWW))
He puffed up his cheeks and smiled. Pine ran over to Tyler's feet and poked her head between his legs.
bc i reread this a lot.))
Tobi smiled and giggled more then looked at Pine and did grabby hands.
Well- Okay fair point))
She looked up and him and smiled. "OH! Uncle Tyler LOOK!" She did a mini cartwheel.
"Thats cool!" He smiled and brought Tobi into the air, then back down.
He did it again and made mini plane sounds.
Jayden watched from a distance and laughed.
He chuckled and went to go sit down, waddling with Pine hugging his legs and laughing.
Miriam went over to Bon with a smile. "It's been a long while hasnt it?"
Bon looked at her and nodded. "I suppose so. How have you been?"
oh alr))
"I've been thinking of giving you guys the shop once I go... You know." She nodded her head upwards.
Back sorry-))
He stared at her. "Ohh..well i don't think that will be for...yeeaarrss..you're what..30?" He genuinely thought she was younger.
My mom changed the password to my Rattitoupt account. I hate my sister and mom rn.
I genuinely dont see whats wrong with me making art here. I just wish they would go away a dissapear.))
im so sorry to hear that. ))
"no- really?" he looked her over. "no- you gotta be lying."
Wanna know why? ))
She shrugged and looked back over at some plants. "I'm getting old. And old things expire you know."
Because my sister found art (which wasnt mine, it was drawn by my friend who used to have the account). The art was 18+ and she told my mom about it. I was deleting all the art that she made before this altercation and my mom asked, "Wheres the art?" I say, "I already deleted all the inappropriate art that wasnt mine." And then she yells at me saying "I didnt ask you!". The b1tch was looking directly at me when she asked. On top of that, the art style was COMPLETELY different!! So then she changed the pass.))
She nodded. "I guess I'm the first.. But it's okay. I still have time to be with you guys." She gave him a hug with a little squeeze.
Jesus fcuk, it wasn't yours why are you being punished that's so fcuking stupid.))
he tensed up for a moment then leaned in and wrapped his arms around her.
EXACTLY. This isnt even the first time she's done it! I've have a Chubby2cub and a Chubby3cub account when I was younger. She changed my passwords to them because of the inappropriate things she saw on the site. Art that was not mine. But it wasnt on my account either. I'm so pissed off at her and my sister, and yet my mom wonders why I never tell her sh1t.))
Pine ran over and joined the hug.
She does understand it's an art website where you draw something post get some Likes and follows..like idk Facebook?))
Bon smiled and patted her head.
Yes. I've also told her that thats is the only reason why I'm on this website: IS TO DRAW AND GET BETTER AT IT! But NOOOOOOO It's all about the "YoUr NoT sUpPoSe To Be On It AnYwAyS!" It took all of my strength to not go back downstairs and just murder them both.))
Tyler made Tobi go around the room like a little plane. "neeerrrrr vrwoorrrmmmm! Aaaaah, sargent the baby is making an emergency landing on the fluff pillow island!"
iwudhh THATS WHAT HIS IS FOR THIS IS A WEBSITE TO GET BETTER WOMEN hdiuhwihu- how did you NOT go back down and do that? ))
Tobi laughed more then yawned and whimpered. he looked at Bon and grabby handed.
I dont wanna go to jail.))
"Uh oh. The plane is in need of charging." He walked over to Bon and held out the baby.
...fair point.))
He took him and rocked him slightly. "Babies sleep a lot."
"And...." He looked off to the side to see Jayden messing with one of his plants. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Nothinggg!!"
He groaned and moved away from the plants, putting a ribbon back on the shelf.
"Didint I say to stop undoing my ribbons?" He walked over.
"And didnt I say to stop eating my ice cream mochi?"
he shook his head and looked down at the sleeping baby in his arms.
Pine looked up at the baby and then looked at Tyler. "Come play wif my dolls!"
"Okay- Can I be the princess?" He followed her to the room that some toys were in.
"Of course!"
he smiled and leaned back, trying to think about something to do for the rest of the day.
Jayden came back with a ribbon and walked up to Bon. "Here, I have a little tie."
"Tobias." He made a loose tie around his neck into a little yellow tie.
He nodded and loosened it up. "There, that way it doesnt tighten and he can just slip it off."
He shrugged and poked Bon's nose. " I'm just a funny guy hunny bunny."
He let out a squeak with his mouth open. "Mooooommyyyy I'm being attackedddd!"
He looked at his finger and I pretended to put it in his own mouth. "Aaaaaaaa-"
He gagged and took his finger out. Then he looked at him with wide eyes. "Y O U U U U-"
Tyler walked over with a full blown kiddie dress that only stopped at his midsection. He also had makeup on. It was done very... creatively...
"Anybody know where the eyelash curlers are?"
Bon looked up at him. "holy hell you look like a rejected clown-"
"ExCUSE me! This is a fine body modification." He turned and put on a wig. It was blonde and straight.
WHy am I watching a video of a snake eating 6 live baby rats whole...))
She began to put the makeup all over his face.
The videos go onionionionononi))
She flinched and then started to cry. "You sneezed on meeee!"
She whine and pushed away from him. "NO! I dont wanna play with you anymore!" She got up and ran out the room.
"Damn, acting like i threw a block at her..."
Tobi looked up and cooed.
"right?"
Jayden turned around and stared at Bon. His makeup looked physically terrifying.
Tobias looked at him then did exactly what Bon did, except with more tears.
He tried to hold in his laughter but then it just made him look scarier.
He laughed and Tyler came up behind him. "Dont laugh! You'll terrorize the baby!"
He sighed and sat back. Jayden scooted over and puckered his lips. "Gimmie kissie hunny bunny!"
Bon scooped up the baby and scurried out of the room. "Once you stop looking like a killer klown!!"
AND TOBI CAUGHT IT!! I'm kidding.))
he flinched and started to cry, Bon stood up and took him to another room to calm him down.
She stuffed it into her mouth and then took three more, running down the hall way again.
He watched them but then Mariel came into the room with a plateful of food. "Come on, time to eat."
"Mamá, I'll get him something to comer. Hm? I'll be right back." He stood and grabbed his keys.
"Okay, be back in a few."
She whined and looked around for it. Then she stood there getting ready to release those big, giant, baby tears.
He looked at her then walked over and picked her up. "don't cry.. maybe you left it in the car."
She sucked on her thumb and stared at the door.
Sorry for the SUPER SUPER late reply. I was out ALL day today!))
Sound like fun ngl))
he patted her head then set her back down and tended back to the baby.
No. Lots of waiting and watching kids run around. But hey, at least we got panda express in the end))
After a minute or two, Jayden pulled back into the drive way with some containers of food.
yeah, at least you got some good food.))
he looked up and smiled.
She stuck her binkie in her mouth and hopped off over to the other part of the store.
Jayden held up some of Bon's food. "Do you want me to make it for you?"
"I got it..you take him." He took the food and passed him the baby.
He held Tobi and poked his nose. "Boop." Then he chuckled. "Okay, I'm going to take him to the back to eat something."
"alright." He tilted his head and looked down at the uncooked meat.
He walked her into the back where everyone was already sitting at the table. Jayden sat down and put Tobi in his lap.
"Get anything you want miha,"
"No I'll wait until Bon comes with his food."
he sighed and went to the back, he didn't want to cook it..there are some diets out there that involve raw meat.
he sorta leaned on the table, propping himself up with his elbow, staring at the container.
"Okay." He passed Tobi another piece of bread and stood up. "Mamá, ¿Puedes cuidarlos para mí?"
She nodded and grabbed Tobias, putting him in her lap.
Tobi looked up at her and smiled, chewing on his own hand.
Bon looked away from Jayden and back at the container.
She chuckled and showed him a piece of tortilla bread.
Jayden ruffled Pine's hair as she nibbled on her food. Then he put some food on his own plate and looked at Bon. "Come on Hunny bunny."
He walked him out the room and to one that has a bed with fluffy pillows and some blankets. There was also a tv, a mini table, and a picture of now dead Sugar lying against the wall.
He sighed and now realized how all of their problems are gone. Kinda gone, bc conflict is on it's way >:)
Rut roo conflict.))
he quickly fell asleep, feeling better laying down.
He lied down as well and fell asleep.
Pine munched on her food when the doorbell suddenly went off. Some one had entered the store. Maribel got up, Tobi in hand, and walked out of the workers only area.
Bon got up and walked out of the bedroom then grabbed the container to hide it...in his tummy he even made sure to get the blood mf takes no chances.
"Hi, I'll be with you in just a minute." She looked at the woman who was standing there.
"Mhm.." She stood by the counter. She had long blonde hair and was thin. Brown eyes too.
he cleaned out the container then tossed it outside in a neighboring trash bin then came back and walked to the front he wanted his baby now.
Jayden opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling. Then he sat up, rubbing his eyes.
Maribel walked over to Bon and gave him the baby. "Can you get Jayden for me please?"
The blonde woman perked up at the name and looked over at them, lokey glaring.
"Oui." he turned and walked to the back to get Jayden, he was happy to leave, the women gave him vibes he didn't like.
mhm wait a damhn min is that his MOMMY>!))
"come to the front, your mom wants you."
" I need you to get the customer her flower orders."
The woman was staring at Jayden like she knew him. Jayden seemed to be acting the same way. "Uh okay.." He took the paper with her order number on it and went off into the back.
Bon looked at the women and tilted his head. Tobi looked at her and fcuking growled scaring Bon and making him look at the baby.
GOD DAYUM TOBIAS- DONT GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF))
He quickly grabbed the plant and went to give it to her. "Here you go ma'am."
She looked at him and huffed. " THANK you." She looked him over and squinted her eyes, mumbling something about his weight under his breath. Then she proceeded to leave the shop.
"putain de salope, parler du poids de mon mari, s'est-elle seulement regardée dans un miroir ? quelqu'un avec des dents qui vont de ce côté et de l'autre ne devrait pas parler...connard."
he put his hands on his hips and tobi tried to copy.
He sighed and looked down at himself. Then whined to himself and went to go throw the paper in the bin.
Bon looked at him. "HEY! don't listen to her!! you're not fat you're fluffy!!"
"its true! i slept with a skeletal man before! never been so cold.."
He walked back into the room to get dishes.
Pine hopped out and looked around outside. "PO PO!"
If he could look any paler he would. He quickly looked away and at the giggling baby.
"oh oui, mon mari, ma belle-mère, mon beau-frère et les nombreux frères et sœurs de mon partenaire."
He looked at him like 'what the fvck-' and walked over to the bell on the counter, ringing it. The other officer looked around the shop, still in place.
"Po po." Pine hopped over to him and looked at his shoes.
Jayden came out and looked at them. Mirabel followed with a smile. "Hi, how are you today?"
"Doing good ma'am." He nodded towards her. "Uh... We would like to speak to you outside real quick."
"Oh? Miha, you get the other orders ready until I get back." She pointed at Jayden and then went out with the officers.
He watched them leave, growling.
He went back to playing with the baby's ears.
yeah, do better. 🙄💅))
Mirabel came back in, waving the officers goodbye.
"What did they say?"
She looked at her son. " Just something about this missing persons case. Nothing you need to worry about miha."
"Yeah. And this Vince guy." She shrugged and started to walk to finish the work.
"Jakes been gone for almost three years..the search should have ended a week after he went missing. As for Vince..it's funny when an ex goes missing.".
He sped walked over to Bon. " What if they opened the case back up because of Vince? And- what if we completely forgot something and- and we get caught?!" He made sure to whisper.
"doubt it." He knocked on some nearby wood.
"don't worry so much, I've been doing this for years."
"This is serious. What if they DO find out? What would happen to the kids..."
"our parents, also..its just me doing things so you'll be fine. ill be chilling in a nuthouse, i claim insanity."
"This isnt a joking matter Bon." He looked behind him and made sure the police were gone. Then he walked away.
"Then take it more seriously! You cANT just be nonchalant about this!"
"I'm always nonchalant about this, I don't understand why you are so jumpy."
"Wh- You dont understand why I'm so JUMPY?" He huffed and took a deep breath. Then he left the room.
He ignored him and walked into the room to get his plate. Pine watched them and put her binkie in her mouth.
Jayden mumbled stuff under his breath and took the plate to the kitchen.
Pine ran around the shop with Tyler making plane sounds.
She put her hands over her mouth and then started to cry. She bit her tongue.
he breathed in. "ohh." he set Tobi down on the couch and picked her up, patting her back gently.
"thank you." he sat next to the sleeping baby,continuing his patting.
She stuck her tongue out and wiped it down as if that was gonna do something.
She shook her head and noticed Tyler coming with some ice cubes. He gave her one and she put it in her mouth.
"Yeah. It's like biting into food with all your strength, but your tongue. And on top of that it's by surprise so it hurts even more."
he hummed. "ive scratched my tongue, it hurt..pretty sure i have a scar."
"okay, I'll grab the kids." He sat Pine down and picked up Tobi.
She picked up her binkie off the floor and put it back into her mouth.
he mumbled in french and buckled the kids in. "why are you in such a hurry?"
he looked at him then growled. "im going for a walk." he kinda slammed the door then walked away.
Pine leaned over her buckle and watched him go. Then she tried to share her now mini ice cube with Tobi.
Jayden stepped out the car. "Bon come on!"
"no, no no, im dealing with that attitude and until you cool the fcuk off im walking away."
"UGH-" He huffed and walked back to the car, contemplating on if he should be petty and drive off.
He started the car again and drove out the parking lot.
"Daddy! We forgot baba!" Pine kicked her feet.
"Pine... Shut up please."
pine is so sweet🥰 and tbh better be glad they forgot baba bc if he heard what Jayden just said a b1tch would be catching charges you don't be mean to his babies.))
he walked even faster when one came into view then hurried into it.
😳 what would have happened oml))
Pine noticed that he was driving away from where Bon was and began to scream and cry because why not piss him off? Tee hee!
Jayden slammed on the breaks. "Pine I swear to god!"
prob death tbh, he loves Jayden but he loves his babies more.))
he sat at a booth and ordered some strong ass drinks, man wanted to be shit faced when he got home.
Pine started to cry even more and Jayden pushed through it, heading home.
Tobi stared at him and cooed, he woke up in the car when Pine started screaming.
a long while later Bon walked, more like stumbled, in and wobbled to the kitchen for water.
He put his hand over his forehead and then examined him to make sure he was okay.
"hahah hhh youu look worriedd" he whispered the last word and laughed. "stopp, i need sleep." he swatted his head away and stumble upstairs.
He grabbed a cold glass of water and picked up Tobias, following Bon.
He sat next to him and put the baby down on a pillow. "You need some water, here." He held out the cup.
"nO."
Tobi reached over and grabbed Bon's ear and pulled.
"OW- mean."
"ohh now I'm 'hunny bunny' w-why are you SUDDENLY being so eh.." He gave up on a sentence.
He took a sharp breath and sat the cup down. Pine came out of her room, still crying, and said something about not wanting to be in her room anymore.
Jayden walked out the room and pointed back at it. "Go back into your f- Go! Go go!" He escorted her back in and went downstairs.
oh, a b1tch sober up quickly. ))
Bon quickly sat up, pulling his ear from the baby. Little man didn't really care. he picked the baby up and took him to his room and laid him down then walked downstairs and gave Jayden a look that could kill.
"Si je t'entends encore parler à mon bébé comme ça, je t'arrache les intestins de ton estomac et je te les fais manger de force..."
"Agradece que tengo el corazón para no decirles a ambos que se vayan a la mierda." He walked past him to get something small to eat.
He followed.
"Jayden, je te préviens. Je ne divorce pas, je ne romps pas. Je tue."
He walked over to him, grabbed him and pushed him against the wall. " Jayden, don't talk to my..YOUR.. children like nothing but scum. " he mumbled something in Russian then walked away.
Pine ran over and fell asleep next to him.
Jayden went back upstairs and went to bed lonely. Cold. ha, loser.
Loser lol))
in the morning he stretched slightly and looked at Pine.
He smiled and slowly got up then walked out of the room to check on Jayden.
He was sitting at the edge of the bed. He hadn't slept that night because of guilt.
"you should be, that was absolutely uncalled for." he retracted his hand.
"you never say shit like that to your children."
"im not the one you should be apologizing to." he crossed his arms. "you should be saying sorry to Pine, shes only two."
he looked at Tobi who looked up at him. Bon smiled and picked him up and walked out to get him ready for the day.
Pine opened her eyes and instantly got up, trying to leave the room.
Jayden looked at her. "Pine, come here honey."
She turned around and slowly walked over.
he changed him and put clean cloths on then walked downstairs and started on breakfast, putting the little baby on his hip.
He patted the floor next to him. She sat.
"I'm sorry for how I acted yesterday. It was rude."
She watched him pick at his nails and then looked back up at his face. "It's okay."
after he was finished he strapped the baby in his chair and gave him a bottle and called up to them.
"Descends, j'ai fait des beignets!!!"
He got up and helped her up as well. "You go down to eat honey." She nodded and hopped out the room and downstairs.
He smiled at her and pulled out a chair. he had already set plates.
He didnt go downstairs, just went back into his room and in his time out chair.
"watch your brother for a moment okay? ill take these up to Him." he grabbed a plate and walked upstairs.
My phone isn’t logged out of my Rattitoupt acc))
Pine nibble her food and nodded.
oop- thats really cool-))
he made his way to their room and put his hand on his shoulder.
yeah but that also means if my phone resets or something like that, it will log me out automatically))
He flinched and then looked up at him. "Hi.."
oh shit.))
"Bonjour. here is breakfast." he handed him the plate.
he pulled Tobi out of his chair and set him on a playmat then sat on the couch and watched him.
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She pulled it away and looked at him like he just said something in a man's voice.
She responded with "Ba ya ya :blows raspberry:". It was something about him being fat and his face.
She pointed a finger at him and laughed. Then she said something about his feet. "YA YA YA YA YA !!!!"
He yelled something back.. ya know.. about how she's an annoying shit that made the parents fight idk.
She frowned and yelled that if he wasnt here the fight wouldnt have happened. Then she proceeded to sing 'Tobi is a butt'. Which is a very bad insult in baby languge.
he yelled back.
to Bon everything was just screaming. "what the hell are you two fighting about?"
She started to cry. “He said I was fat and ygly and I was the reason you guys were fighting last night!”
he sighed and got up then sat next to both of them. "Pine, did you say something that would 'make him say that'?"
"he didn't want to take it, he just wanted to catch it..you were making it dance around him."
Pine followed.
Jayden stared at the fall and then flinched when he picked at his finger a bit too hard.
Jayden got up and walked out the room. When he came back, he looked confused. "Where are the kids?"
Just taking a nap in the middle of the morning hh))
He was about to fall asleep when someone knocked on the door. Jayden sat up and walked downstairs.
🙄 Your not suppose to take a nap in the morning. Your suppose to just continue SLEEPING! tsk tsk tsk.))
When he opened it, it was a kid. "Hi. I am a member of the worldly world girl scout companion society club. We- I have come today to ask... to ask..." She turned her head behind her where another kid was mouthing what to say.
"To ask if you are willing... Willingly... Willingly...allowing t-to tell me if you have any kids under the age of 13 to join our club." She stared at them with her wide eyes and let out a 'ssss'
sob))
He stared at the kid then looked at Jayden. "you think she'd find that interesting?"
He looked at Bon. "I think so." He looked back at the snake girl and smiled. "Sure. Do you have any paperwork for it?"
"YES!" She dug into her pouch and pulled out a paper. "There is lots of information on there! The time, date, and location of the club meetup!" She smiled. "SEE YOU THEN!"
He laughed a bit and looked over the paper. "Thank you." When he looked up, she was already booking it down the street and into her mother's car.
"she was eager to get away..i am too." he turned and walked upstairs.
"Saturday... 11:30... This week." He smiled.
Bro- where even are they in the world??))
i-idk..i kinda just assumed america.))
he yawned and soon fell asleep.
Somewhere grassy. Like- Wyoming))
He closed the door and then went upstairs to the kids room.
oop- Bon what did the pillow do to you?))
He sat the paper on Pine's nightstand. Then he went to go give Bon some cuddles.
Treason.))
he growled at the pillow. Fcuk that pillow, it was a dick.
THE PILLOW DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DICK IS))
Jayden crawled over the bed and grabbed the pillow, putting it into a badly executed head lock.
"Well then I'm helping. I'm the only beef you need." He continued to struggle.
"I've got this-" He noticed something behind him and turned. Pine was looking blankly at him.
Jayden let out a little 6 year old girl scream and fell off the bed.
Pine giggled and then climbed on the bed and into Bon's lap. "Baba, look at the paper the toof fair left me." She held it up. "Whats it say?"
He sat up and was trying to recover from what just happened.
"the tooth fairy?" He laughed a little. "it's an invitation to a girl scout club."
sorry for getting your gender wrong again :') ))
She smiled. "Whats dat?"
Dude, it's okay, I'm just fcuking w/ you. I honestly don't care if you mess up my gender.))
"gay."
I feel bad tho. WHat are your pronouns so I dont fvck up again))
"Whats gay?" She tilted her head.
Jayden got up. "Your dad."
Okay, thank you))
“Oh. Well then I don’t know about this place.” She shrugged and proceeded to roll the paper and put it into her mouth, chewing.
She took it out her mouth and then sat it in his hand. "Okay. I'm going to finish my nap time."
"alright." He set the paper on his night stand and gave her a peck on the cheek.
She smiled and then slid off the bed. As she walked out she looked at Jayden and pointed her finger. "Haha!" Then she hopped to her room.
He sat on the edge of the bed and huffed.
He stuck his tongue out at him. "Falling off a bed hurts you know." THen he threw the pillow at him, smiling.
"I know. Now I need a little kiss. I got a boo boo." He pursed his lips and gave him puppy dog eyes.
He flinched when Pine ran back into the room, holding Tobi. "STINKY!"
Jayden laughed and picked him up. "Okay, I'll check him."
Pine huffed and ran back to her room.
Jayden walked him over to a little stand and laid him down on it. Then he began to change him. "Oof- You must have stunk up the room."
When he was done, he blew on Tobi's tummy which made a 'pldiwurbfahj,cph' sound. Whatever that sounds like.
He sat up and smiled. "Look at you, so cute and chunky." He poked at his cheek.
He picked Tobi up and sat him on the floor, holding him up to make it look like he's standing.
he stumbled a bit. the yelling woke Bon. he stood and walked to the room they were in and stared.
He laughed and stood him up more steadily. Then he slowly let go, his hands still on his sides.
He looked up at Bon and cooed then..this mf takes a few steps and walks to him.
"UKQBJECUEH! WHA- TOBI- NO BON L:ET HIM DO IT AGAIN! OQB" He ran out the room to get his phone.
He came back and tried to get Tobi to walk again. "We have to get that on cameraaaaaa!"
"oh." he put Tobias down and waited. He just sat there smiling up at him.
im not gonna be on much. today is my mothers birthday and im making her a cake.))
"probably." he sneezzed again. "is there a bird around?"
Thats fine. Hope the cake comes out good. Dont burn the hose down))
"Your allergic to birds?" He snickered.
it did come out good, now we wait for it to cool.))
"the feathers." he shook his head.
Is it chocolate?))
He nodded. "I'll go see in a few." He bounded Tobi around.
Yes, it's a chocolate cheesecake.))
Tobi giggled then turned and stumbled over to Bon.
WWHOOOOOOOO ANOTHER WIN FOR CHOCOLATE))
He stared blankly at Tobi. "Did you really just do that when I wasnt ready?"
he groaned and pulled out his phone. Then he took some crackers that was sitting on the dresser. "Tobi, you want some crackers?"
Man's fcuking ran- naw jk))
Tobi turned and walked to his doing grabby hands bc yummy crackers.
no if he did that would have been scary.))
Jayden gasped and smiled. "OH! Yes come here baby! Heres the crackers."
He grabbed another cracker and handed it to him. Pine ran into the room. "Whats dat I smell?"
He bounced and looked at her then waddled up and tried to share the cracker that was in his mouth.
Tobi munch her fingers but cuz he doesn't have teeth it woulden't hurt.
She pulled away and huffed. Then she waddled over to Jayden for some crackers. "My mama cramkers." She held her hand out.
He gave her one and she nibbled on it. Then she went over to Tobi to listen in on the gossip.
He looked at him while passing Pine the crackers. " Maybe some stuff for breakfast aaaaand... Fruit."
he nodded and stood, walking out of the room. "ill get dressed and go."
Bro- I'm literally going to rip my hair out rn. My mom is so fvcking annoying.))
Pine gasped. "I wanna go!"
Im sorry, wish i could help))
"Get dressed!" he walked into his and Jayden's room and dressed in a pretty white sundress tied with a bow at the back and let his hair down to brush it.
You dont have to apologize dude. It's fine haha))
Pine ran to get herself a little T-shirt and a yellow skirt. "Baba, is this okay?"
:( ))
he walked out and looked at her, he didn't put his hair up hes just gonna leave it.
"yeah, that looks good."
"mhm, pick up some food and if you behave I'm thinking about getting you a toy."
He picked her up off the couch and set her down on the ground then stood and grabbed his wallet from atop the key holder.
he took her hand and walked out to the car, picked her up again and put her in her seat.
he buckled her up and hopped in then started the car and pulled out of the drive way.
"How do I sing the song that goes:" She hummed the song that he would always hum.
"it doesn't really have lyrics..i just started humming it one day." he shrugged.
You okay? I hope your panic attack wasnt a lot for you))
She smiled. "Okay!" She thought for a bit before taking a breath in. "Au fond de la cheminée
dans le pré,
Vers la prairie, vers la prairie, En bas de la cheminée vers la prairie,
le lapin chante une chanson !"
no, its okay.)
he smiled and pulled into the parking lot then turned off the car and got her out.
Alright, just making sure))
She hugged her toy and held out her hand, watching the cars go by.
its fine, after a few smokes im okay))
he took her hand and kept her by, walking into the store.
"so, do you want to sit in the cart Or walk with me?"
oh- i didnt know you smoked.))
"I wanna walk." She looked around at some people and their kids.
i don't really share it))
"alright, stay close and don't let go of my hand."
Oh. Well, hopefully it doesnt effect you in the long run.))
She nodded.
i don't think marijuana will fcuk me up lmao.))
he walked down a path and checked a row.
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oh you fcuker))
he looked at the dog and lowered his ears. "does look like her doesn't it?"
Sorry- I had to do it. The conflict is going to be juicy this way.))
She nodded. "Pretty."
She followed and kept looking behind her. She still didnt see the dog.
She noticed the guy walking down an isle and slowly let go of Bon's hand.
She stayed there for a while before quietly hopping off and away into another isle.
his humming stopped. "alright, i don't like the look of any of theses so how about straw-" he looked at were she was standing and stopped. "Pine?" he looked around. "Pine?!"
She looked around and then noticed that the guy with the dog wasnt there. So she ran out the isle and further into the store. "Uhh..."
"PINE!!" he shouted and looked in other isles. "Oh mon Dieu, si quelque chose arrive à mon bébé..."
She started to cry and the guy walked over. "Hey, wheres your parents?"
Pine looked up at him and started to bawl even harder. He picked her up and held his dog close as he looked around.
Laaggg))
"PINEE?!" He yelled again, curssing in french under his breath. he was in the next isle.
lmao tucking the blanket under the mattress is the only evil and uncomftorble thing i could think of
Then the thermometer damn jayden you cold..not as cold as vince is but cold.
So SOMEONE decides they want to clog the toilet with toilet paper when he get home. Now mine you, I went straight to my room and so when my sister pointed out that the toilet was clogged, my mom made all of us go to the bathroom to unclog it. Well a lot of waiting later and my brother steps up to do it. So you know what my mom does? She goes: “that’s fine, I guess the girls won’t be getting their phones anytime soon.” like- tf? We can’t all unclog it! And it pisses me off because she knows we didn’t clog it, but expects us to do the dirty work! And when someone else does it, WE get a punishment??
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