beel is b I g

very fat

I had this scenario where in a restaurant, one of the chefs was like, "Someones in the walk in freezer, he's very big and fat." Then the line cook goes gets a bug spray, goes in the walk in freezer, and then Beelzebub is running out of the freezer screaming out, "MY EYES!!!"

"MY EYES, MY ****ING EYES" he got bug spray in his eyes

He was eating shit from the freezer

meant Also

Meat YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

He'll eat anything I DIDN'T KNOW YOU PLAYED MARIO KART

😈😈😈 😭