"Cookies are too weak! Boring-
don't know what i did lol
genji
Winter Cabin
Shape of You -meme-
toddler me does an offie
You spin me right 'round
I got a stik
by:
TobyRogers 
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08.01.2018
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TayFromGTN
08.01.2018 16:09
Link*throws Ben Dover at you*
"This is a nice stick" said a small brown bird while admiring her nest. "I like sticks" she added happily. "Peck" "Peck" she said while making minimal adjustments to the nest. "Lemme smash" said Ron in a pathetic begging voice as he jumped on a log trying to get the brown birds attention attention. "Please" "No Ron, Go find Becky" the brown bird said annoyed. "You want, sum fuk?" Ron asked. "No Ron, I don't want sum fuk" she replied. "I got you blue" Ron said presenting her with a colorful piece of plastic. "Hey gurl, you want some tail?" he once again asked not getting the point and flicked his tail. "Ugh" she sighed. "Ron, your tail is small" "Wot?" he said looking up suprised with more blue and a leaf in his mouth. "Swiggity, Swooty" "You want yellow?" he asked presenting another colorful gift out of desperation. "She doesn't want yellow" he said to himself sadly setting down the gift on the ground after he didn't get a response. "Blue and yellow?" he asked himself.
"No" he added dropping his gifts. "Ron, I'm leaving" the little brown bird said and she flew off. "Wut?" said Ron. "No wait lemme smash" he yelled after her. Then the depression kicked in. "What has my life come to?" "Becky thought my tail was big" "Becky used to let me smash. But Becky is smashing Ben." "Ben is a hoe" "**** THIS NEST, **** BEN" Ron said as he went into a rampage destroying everything around him. "I NEED YOU BECKY" "BECKY LEMME SMASH" "Imma get that ***** a stick" "*****es love sticks" he sad frantically searching for the right stick. "Wrong stick" "Stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick" "Need stick" "Got stick" "Becky, I got stick" "LEMME SMASH" Ron yelled as he flew off with his stick.
