Tug, talking to Oliver on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Oliver: You bet! Tug: At what temperature? Oliver: 535. Tug: That's the clock. Oliver: Tug: Oliver: 536.

Tug: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Oliver: Stop romanticizing the past.

Tug: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Oliver: I wake up at 4:30 AM Tug: Tug: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Tug: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise Oliver: I beg to differ Tug: Then Beg

Tug: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Oliver: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Tug, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Oliver: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Oliver: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the **** happened to you?! Tug, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Oliver: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU ****ING POSSESSED?! Oliver: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Tug, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Tug: So are we flirting right now? Oliver: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Tug: That doesn’t answer my question

Tug: Oliver and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Oliver: Sentences. Tug: Don't interrupt me.

ug: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Oliver: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Tug: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Oliver: Tug, they...they weren’t always orphans. Tug:

Tug: You kill people for money?! Oliver: I can explain! Tug: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

Tug: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Oliver: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE ****IN’ STAIRS.

Tug: I told Oliver their ears flush when they lie. anami: Why? Tug: Look. Tug: Hey Oliver! Do you love me? Oliver, covering their ears: No. anami:

Tug: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Oliver: You people already know too much about me. anami: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Tug please come to the front desk? Tug, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Oliver Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Oliver: I got lost :( Tug: I didn’t even bring you here with me-

Tug: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Oliver: If? Anami: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Tug: HELP! I TOLD ANAMI I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Oliver, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Anami: What did you do with Tug's body? Oliver: What didn’t I do with the body? Anami: Oliver: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Anami: Hey Oliver, Oliver: Yes? Anami: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Oliver: Oliver: Where’s Tug?

Anami: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Oliver: *turning to Tug* How tall are you?

Anami: Hey, Oliver? Can I get some dating advice? Oliver: Just because I’m with Tug doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Anami: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Tug: Wasn't Oliver with you? Oliver: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Tug: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Anami: You were flirting with Oliver. Tug: So what? They're my partner. Anami: You asked them if they were single. Tug: Anami: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym* Anami, joking: Tug's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions. Tug: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no ****ing guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated. Tug: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With ****in pros! Tug: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym. Oliver: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like- Tug: YEAH, OLIVER. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH OLIVER. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT. Tug: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR. Anami: *Cracking up* Tug: YEAH, OLIVER. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you ****ING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!' Tug:

Anami: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Tug: The car takes a screenshot. Oliver: For the last time, get the **** out. thats the last for now

YES

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