I'm so tempted to make a sex joke but no

that egg was wet

thats what she said ooooooooooo

im dirty minded for a 10 year old i know where babys come from >: 3

Me too

Screams and throws a muffin at everyone

(Ducks) (throws a cake at Random)

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Screams and throws turkey eggs at everyone

Si? (Yes?)

*throws viginity at soggywaffles * now your a parent òvó

WOULD YOU RATHER CHANGE GENDER EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE, OR NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MUFFIN AND A BABY

(Yeets a bunch of candy at everyone) WE FIGHT WITH A SUGAR RUSH

*breaks plate and stabs you with a baguette*

SEX JOKE *Yeets waffle at mama Soggy*

(Gets sugar rush) eeeeeEEEEEEEÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

*takes back virginity* your not worthy soggywaffles * runs to home base * ayyy gotteemmmmm

GRABS A GUN AND LOADS IT WITH FRITOS

i wanted some candy now i gotta wait till halloween

I HATE CHEEZITS *cries*

*noms everything * dont defy the elevated one

(Eats cheezits) MORE POWER (fills mouth with Skittles and pews them out at people)

*cries harder*

DON’T VOMIT RAINBOWS ON ME

NOOOOOOOOOOO (Loads a gun with all spiky chips and fires at everyone, mostly soggy)

(Eats apple sauce) YOU ARE GIVING ME SWEETS

I DON’T LiKE APPLE SAUCE EITHER Y’ALL EAT WEIRD *beats you up with a pack of tortillas*

WAIT EVERYONE I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE

HAHA FOOL I WEAR gLasSEs-

Oh wait what-

(Coughs on everyone) CORONAVIRUS FIGHT

FRICKING I M P L O D E S

(Proceeds to cough on everyone)

(Ducks under)

(Uhm... oh my gosh.)

* yeets fireworks litten up * fire in the hole!!!

*cries harder and licks everyone’s hand*

Owie how dare chu SNEEZE ON ME

*implodes and turns into a black hole*

(Licks my feet and my hands and starts punching and kicking Everyone)

*gRABS A LITERAL BAT AND COUGHS ON IT, AND BEGINS TO VIBE CHECK EVERYONE*

( casually walks in ) Oops wrong room

FROOTLOOOOOOOPS (eats it all)

*hits Random with the bat until they leak candy like a piñata*

(eats Cheerios) licked or not you are feeding me

Uh should I be scared and run away-

*INTENSE BIRD CALL AND DIVES OUT THE WINDOW*

NOOOO PICKLES R MY WEAKNESS (faints)

👀

THE PICKLE? IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN

This is interesting ( magically summons popcorn sits down and watches )

Have some ( magically summons popcorn rain )

*quietly calling the authorities* 👀👉👈

*grabs the root beer bottle and smashes it on the table, in a bar fight fashion*

AAAH OH GOD NO *drops phone and starts running*

COMRADE WILL FALL WITH US

(Yeets spaghetti at everyone)

Eat chip

(After waking up)

AHHHHHH *gets trampled*

CHIPS ARE NOT FOR EATING CHIPS ARE FOR B E A T I N G

Yes blinky i do ofc

* my fbi agent comes over and hears coronavirus * * knock knock knock * FBI OPEN UP-

( puts the spaghetti on the stale poptart and eats it )

(Screams)

Chips are for beating? Okay then. *throws chips* My wasted chips

its alot of yiff- Alot of spit- And alot of gay 👀

Rawr uwu harder soggy

I’M GOING TO PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE FACE WITH THIS BOX OF CRACKERS

I'm sorry what?

Smak pop tarts.

(Jumps on Soggy and proceeds to shove moldy bread down his/her throat)

( inhales popcorn )

*licks toes*

(Yeets moldy bread at everyone the pours moldy milk on everyone)

WAIT DONT LOOK AT IT-

*eat chips* Now I eats UwU

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NOT MY NUDES-

( looks over blinky's shoulder )

Oh my gosh, what has this turned into

AAHHHH NOOOOO

WOOD FIRED PIZZA? *beats Blinky to death with a pizza box*

(Makes Blinky drink moldy milk)

( steals the phone and eats it )

*looks at the phone with blinky* the hell man

Oh no.

DON’T SNAP THE GAUNTLET

*runs over and gets phone bacc*

NOO DONT EAT MY NUDES

GIVE ME THE PHONE

(Listens)

*sits down rarw*

PLEASE JUST TAKE THE KIDS AND GO I CANT HANDLE THIS

Soggy don't-

hahaha YOU FOOL THE POWER OF UR HOODIE IS WITHIN ME

No

well on me ig

*sit with chips*

I ATE IT

CRUNCHY GLOWY STONE

I am immortal I am unable to die

NO THESE NUDES ONLY BELONG TO 2 PLEOPLE AND UR NOT ONE OF THEM

( eats the phone again )

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NO W

*vores blinky bc they saw my pron*

WHO ELSE SAW IT

( runs )

*uses the last stone to save myself from- soggy?*

*chases NAF*

(Gives soggy the last stone) mah fren

YOUR TOES ARE MINE

( MAGICALLY GROWS WINGS AND FLIES )

I have stolen it from u all and I give it to soggy

n O IT’S STILL MINE GRR

nvm man im already full of blinky rn

*tears it out of your weak hands and towers over you at 5’9, and then I R U N*

Yes yes good ( flies back )

I’M SORRY IT’S CALLED IL VENTO D’ORO

(Becomes 10’10 suddenly) CHU FOOL

( covers self in protective cotton candy )

YBLMN yes uwu

(Dies) GASP I AM A GHOST NOW I AM IMMORTAL

I AM CHoKING PLEASE CALL THE AUTHORITIES

COCKG AND BALLWB TORTURE

PLEASE PUDI PUDI ME OUT OF MY MISERY

( CRYING NOISES )

I am immortal (helps yblmn to not choke) Fight

*quietly jamming to jojo music*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--uSWc191WU

I cannot fight but chu can DIE SOGGY

( slowly rolls away )

YBLMN NO

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Is it a rickroll

SOTP

I can't go on the link

* magically makes me and the boys appear * hocus pocus now our poptarts are staleocuos *starts raining stale pop tarts and ded talking toms and angelas * the ritual is complete

https://youtu.be/vh_ZK_Rb25s

Screams In we will all die

What the heck

GIGA PUDDING PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI *HAS SEIZURE*

Get rickrolled

*looses viginity x2*

Uh I'm stuck the cotton candy hardened

Eats the cotton candy pOwEr

Well that’s a you problem

Quietly dies

SOGO DIO SANA MAE

Hehr

JOOOOJOOOO *EPIC JOJO MUSIC*

mOjO jOjO

FIGHTIIIINNNGG GOLDFD

Ok

... HIPITY HOPITY THIS IS NOW MY PROPERTY

Screams

WE SHALL RAID CHATS UNTIL THEY ARE DELETED

*throws milk duds everywhere* sugar power up

*eats infinity stones and gauntlet *

im immortal

uhhh tiddie milk

Screams

DIO-Sama26.05.2020 00:20 cherry b a l l s cimmamon cooch sounds pretty good tbh

Oof