Suction Cup Man is comin’ round My sucking powers have no bounds Suction cups all red and shit I’m pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power I’ll climb your tower in just an hour You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool I’m smudging up your windows fool! [Chorus - Choir and (Suction Cup Man)]: Suction Cup Man! (Hey, that’s me!) His name is Suction Cup Man! (**** yeah it is!) **** you, he’s Suction Cup Man! (I have my own theme song!) (**** yeah, let’s do another verse!) [Verse 2 - Suction Cup Man]: **** your shit I’m going up You can’t unsuck my suction cup There’s so much stuff I’m yet to climb So while I rhyme, I climb full-time Since I’m climbin’ up so far I’ll play a tune on my guitar I don’t climb for girls or money I climb ‘cuz it’s ****ing funny [Chorus - Choir and (Suction Cup Man)]: Suction Cup Man! (It’s me again!) His name is Suction Cup Man! ( My favorite words are the vulgar ones! ) **** you, he’s Suction Cup Man! (That’s the shit I’m talkin’ about!) (Bre