I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a ***** ass mother ****er. He pissed on my ****ing wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my ****ing wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He ****ed my wife so guess what, I’m gonna **** THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the ****ing Earth! Now get out of my ****ing sight before I piss on you too!

i-i'm sorry.. it's just.. i've kept the secret for so long..

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