America was walkin down Ugly Ass Road and bumped into reader chan!!1!1 Reader chan bloshed bc america is a pretty tall boi ngl and reader must be short 'Oh uh yo you gud hun' flirt 100 america good job 'Oh uh yeah i think im good and why the **** did you call me hun' reader was scurred America said 'oh uh i call everyone that because im a flirt 👁👄👁' 'But uh come to my house or die- because i need to find a way to be even more sorry and this is apparently the only way lmao' 'Oh ok flag boy' And so they went off to americas apartment to have kinky se- i mean have homemade coffee together And then tea man checks in on his son and starts being a god dad and telling america to marry reader chan so he does and boom happily ever after now you can legally have kinky sex together