this one video always makes me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2FP6ikCGg

Teacher: In a burning house, what would you take out Kid 1: my barbies! Kid 2: My hotwheels! Me: the fire

I stepped on a plushie dog once and I cried for about five minutes then I realized it was a plushie not my real dog

Two men were hunting in the woods. One of them starting shaking and falling. The other man called the police saying "help! I think my friend is dead!". The operator responded with "Okay, he might not be dead, can you make sure he is dead?" There was a small silence, then a gunshot, and then the man picked up again "Okay, now what?" did it work? you probably have heard this one before but..eh

Did you hear the one about the two Indians and the hobo?

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I smacked myself in the face for no reason yesterday. Everyone laughed