*Yeets the chains off* The bby Shall not Be h a r m e d

*pats marlin c a s u a l l y *

You are now my child and you're c u t e

Y o u

:D

Do you know How To e a t ?

*sad mother sounds*

:,^

Omfg s h o w m e

*insert proud mother crying*

My child Can B l i n k . . . I'M SO PROUD

<:,D

Bro Do you want Like... A teddy bear..?

*casually gives marlin a teddy bear* Harmless fluffy things that aren't alive

You can literally harm it and it wont do anything.

*The teddy bear squeaks* See :D

Sometimes they're haunted but we don't talk about that

yEe. I have a haunted squirrel plush but wedonttalkaboutthat (I ACTUALLY DO IRL WHENEVER I HAVE IT OUT IT FACES MY BED, EVEN IF I MOVE IT IDHDJD)

...do wanna go to the playground??

*casually spawns a car* lEt'S gO tHeN :D

*Shoves marlin into the car, puts the seatbelt on him, and SPEEDS TO THE PLAYGROUND-*

*Looks at marlin* We'Re hErE. *exits car casually because h a c c e r *

*car casually glitches out of existence*

Indeed. Now go ahead, go play. *points at playground that says DON'T ENTER because this is totally normal*

*Casually walks in there*

Go ahead. Goplay.

*Mother wanting child to play intensifies*

*Casually happie mother sounds*

This is fine.

Are you having fun my child?

G o o d : D

We'll go get McDonald's after this

Food place that spawns food

-blinking intensifies-

-Demonic is just flying r a n d o m l y-

-Windwatcher just in the background, doing absolutley nothing-

Redacted: Stop nearly dieing

Redacted: Don’t you have a void or is it only me and shatter who has one

Redacted: Oh

Mike: *appears behind redacted * hey Redacted: *frozen in fear*

Mike: *yeets redacted out a window * Redacted: AAAAAA

Mike: *somehow redacted is back in the room* Redacted: HELP ME!

Mike: *laughing* Redacted: *is now somehow taped to the roof* PLEASE

Mike: *now marlin is taped to the wall* Redacted: HE CAN STOP TIME

Mike: my job here is done Redacted: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT *eyebeams mike*

Mike: *used time stop to move out of the way but the floor underneath him crumpled * Redacted: that

Mike: *falling* Redacted: what

Mike: *hits the ground * Redacted: why’d you say b r u h

Mike: ack Redacted: But now he’s falling