I wish I could be a drag queen /srs

The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory? Ha Take a picture and I'll last forever Get your drinks now, people The more you drink, the prettier we look Is this your boyfriend, honey? Not anymore Tipping is compulsory If you don't know what compulsory means, I'll spell it out for you: Tip. These. Men. It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, Darling Be kind to your entertainers If you see a flaw, squint If you see a bulge, don't be mad Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic *****es