My mother will hit me with the belt again.

uh SHIT grab and twist her knuckles that's what I try to do

wait lemme type

Alice why do u like tord I have literally no reasons to find why people love him

I just searched through ur anims to find how the OC who likes Tord. and I kinda don't understand because im like retarded af

Mmmm? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

b o i I want u to explain dis https://ibb.co/DV1Qs54 in about why u blushing and also why tord's on drugs-

(lol nvm that retarded norski commie always on drugs nah he's just high on hentai)

Eh what I just asked something and um uh

I mite summon tordd

Tord : WHO SUMMONED ME

Tord : Am I on drugs or . isee someone there Tord you are just high on hentai Tord : Oh shut the **** up *hits me with a holy crosS*

Tord I thought you were a commie where did u get the cross Tord : I...have my ways (in norski accent)

Tord : Eh whaz that

Tord : eh..?

(He crash yall with a giant robot afterwards gl)

Tord : wvhat is tdat gurl (norski accent)

Tord : >:( *breathes in* DID THAT ****ER CALL ME A *****

UH NO she called ME a ***** not you cuz cuz my name is ***** nice to meet you tord shit

Tord : *slap me with his hentai* yu disgustin cretur I get that a lot.

E you know it really hurts when u slap someone with a book Tord : ..that's why I slapped you idiot.

Also that girl over there that girl who's about your age, probably the hottest here, likes you, go out with her to make her happy instead of tom because no matter what you say to tom he hate u and gonna stabby you again.

Why thank you random bean UvU Tord : *gets out his gun*

Tord : *shhoots Kyle* oh damn is that legal

Tord : Only worrywot idiots care about laws. *reloads* Am I a worrywot idiot Tord : Apparently yes you are

I hate you commie. Tord : Then you are a *****. Good guess

Tord " *points gun to Alice* what did you say? UH are you just deaf af or high on hentai Tord

SHE SAID WE WERE WEIRDOS

Tord : Shutup you ****er *shoots me* SCREEEEEE U SHOOT MI RIBS IT HUUURRTS AGALSKDJFAdf

Tord : *reloads* I'm not suppose to be funny

Tord : Not more than this thing *pokes me* OW

Tord : HOLY SHIT I CAN'T EITHER Count ME IN Tord : OHSHUDDAP *shoots me*

Tord : Communism power

Tord : :P can I go home now Before that can you heal me my ribs hurt so bad

Tord : NO *kicks me* aladkfjadlfjslkdjf ;-;

Can someone heal me seriously it hurts so bad Tord : IF THEY WANTED TO HEAL YOU THEY WOULD HAVE DOEN IT EARILIER BUT NO. **** you

Uh over that bench Tordd : Who's..alice? The hottest one here Tord : No then the name's Tord oh fuk you

Tord : ..just being awesome uh get injured?

Tord : *reloads gun and points at you* eh that I'm awesome Tord dont ****in-

Tord : t(-_-)t

Tord : UvU

Tord : What's that girl crying there Uh I explained it vefore the hottest girl here who likes you

nyes now go tlak to her befor u shoot me one more time Tord : *shoots me*

tord : *walks to Alice* ..Um hi

(Imma make Tord x Alice cuz I dont want to die)

(If I get blamed imma run from mi responsibilities)

Tord : *smiles a bit cuz this retarded norski always smiles sunshine lolipops everything nice go **** urself tord* why u crying

(wanna aggie for instant response?)

Tord : isit cuz of me or like :P (RuNnInG aWAy fROm mi rEsPOnsibiLiTES)

Tord : What then am I blind?

Tord : YOU WERE APPARENTLY CRYING *boi pose*

Tord : ...eh *puzzled norski retarded pose idfk what im doing with mi life*

(if it was real tord he would probably shoot you but im runnin away from mi responsibilities so) Tord : *smiles* (so out of character)_

Tord : k nice to meet u Alice (runnin away from mi giant robot)

healllll meee... Tord : Mind taking care of that ***** there?

Tord : Kinda blew off her ribs can you finish her off *gives AK*

****in commie do u even kno how mucho it hurts

shit everyone h8 me (im enduranced to baseball bats cuz like true story)

(Not mary sue my padre beat the shit outta me when I was like 7 with a baseball bat so I guess im endurance to that)

*cough blood* screeeeeeeee *dying noises* Tord : Im kinda out of ammo.

I have stronger endurace than u think I do Tord : *frikin step and squoosh mi face* sdflakdjflasfd

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u alive or like no

idk

u just watched a nice fangirl being trolled by a *****

osht man

idk i'm just mean

nah u nice actually

just sensitive like REAAAALLY sensitive in cringy eddsworld stuff

i just- i gag every time i see people fangirl over fictional characters??

Tord is actually a real person

*hides under table that was flipped *

ik he's a real person but he don't look anything like that irl *flips all the tables*

hmmmm that makes snse :3