vO when No Treats
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Woah-yaoi-owo 
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06.04.2021
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SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:36
LinkThey look sad/mad
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:36
Linkthey are angy sad
SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:37
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:37
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SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:38
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:39
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SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:40
Linkwow i made a creature
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:41
Linkas,lfjudkafcnxdkjbcnadjscfnfn WOAH DUDE
SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:42
Link:/\:
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:42
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SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:44
LinkYes
Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:44
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SOSORRY2
06.04.2021 21:46
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Woah-yaoi-owo[OP]
06.04.2021 21:47
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best vO impression:
`` DUDE WHAT? YOU SAID I COULD HAVE TREATS WHEN I CAME BACK HOME WTF!!!!! I'M S O TELLING DAD. CONSIDER YOUR ASS; WOOPED ``
I forgot to mention (IF YOU COULDNT SEE IT!) that he has a shark tail bc asmkjdbfkasfbndbhdfbhahbxc sharks are cool
Shade: My dad is dead and if you mean Jack instead well then your in for a treat!
vO: oh yeah you're that flirty wolf dude! dad's angry with you.
vO: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING BECAUSE THERE WAS NO CONTEXT BUT HELLO!!!!
I wonder how your dad would feel if he knew you were talking to me lol
vO: dad is very protective of us. He would literally slaughter somebody on the spot if they were bullying us to any minimal point at time.
vO: Y E A H he even drags people to his blood shed! it smells awful in there. yuck.
Blood shed *he shivered for a second* that just sounds like a disaster ready to happen
vO: Usually! he does very not okay things to them in there. Bloody mess in there.
vO: He rips them apart with a chainsaw and hangs their organs up.
Yep semi accurate but yet what my own mind made is so much worse
No it's fine but I am surprised your that your dad is not here guarding you cause I'm probably dangerous for you guys to be around in his eyes
vO: you don't sound nor seem dangerous. I can't really judge you, though, because you could LITERALLY KILL ME AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME BUT- that's okay.
True but when I become hostile it's not pretty but your dad is not gonna be happy with either of us if he finds out I was here and talking to you but I don't care I'm more worried about you than I am about myself
vO: s w e e t . OH! I feels dad's presence. We're ****ed.
*Jack just t a c k l e s vO AND HE'S STILL STANDING--*
Jack: WHAT THE HELL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ANYONE.
vO: oh no it's okay. it's the dude that made your legs hurt.
I have a name and it's Shade but anyway. Jack let him up or you won't like it
*Jack just distances away from Shade*
vO: Kinda your fault for not telling me! Also, hi dad.
Jack: vo, tf.
Hahaha I win~ *his tail wagged* and he has a reason to fear me vO
Your dad is right on that one cause you really don't wanna know let's just keep it simple for now and let's just stay it has to do with me being flirty
vO: OH! like you did yo Joy'?
Jack: omfg he didn't-
*Jack just starts laughing a little-*
No not quite that was just to see what his limit was your dad on the other hand I was getting serious with hehehe and I'm not gonna forget about it *he stared Jack dead in the eyes* but let's just say that we were both very pleased on that day
vO: ...DAD-
Jack: I COULDN'T CONTROL THE CONVORSATION I'M SORRY
But anyways I think your dad wants me to stop talking about this in front of you and I will respect that so can we change the subject please?
vO: it's ok kashudfjkadbnfhkdasjcvkasdfkjaisdcfjndkacvndscvdfbdfb
Jack: please stop speaking spam letters
Jack: hard to explain.
vO: change the subject; sharks are cool.
Yes they are but Jack h o w t h e h e l l d i d y o u g e t h u r t?
Fine then if your so fine you won't care if I do this *he poof and reappear behind Jack and lick his neck*
Oh come on I have done much worse than that like make you moan *has obviously forgotten about vO*
vO: YOU WHAT??? *vO is casually laughing-*
Jack: SHUT UP AND JUST HELP ME
Oh wait now I remember why your legs hurt it's cause I had to hold you down at first cause you got feisty with me but I can do it again if I have to *he hugged Jack* and vO let's just say I have gotten him to make some noise twice once while he was drunk and the other he was completely sober s o m e h o w
vO: Holy **** dude.
Jack: please help or else I'm going to start to slouch my way out of this
Oh welp that makes a lot of sens-WAIT VO GO FIND ALL OF YOU SIBLINGS AND BRING THEM HERE I have an idea
vO: w h a t ' s t h e i d e a ?
Jack: IF IT'S ANYTHING INNAPROPRIATE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE A TEN YEAR OLD KIDDO-
Just bring a large dog harness and a large box that fits all of you in it and make sure it has wheels just trust me and Jack I'm not gonna touch your kids like that at all
*vO Just goes and does what Shade asked him to--*
Jack: WHY IS HE SUCH A GOOD CHILD AHHH-
Jack: Why is everyone calling me their ****ing dad- I'm their parental guardian--
Well in their minds you earned the privilege to be called dad to them your a dad figure you protect them and make sure that they are safe and that is a proper dad
Thank you now where are those little rascals that call Jack dad *he put on the harness*
vO: I already put them in when you weren't looking.
Jack: vO, I swear to god if you strapped explosives' on their backs again-
Jack: h e d o e s i t m o r e t h a n y o u t h i n k .
vO: Dad, now, why would I do that? I'm the oldest kid in the ****ing family, or teen- and yet you think ME, THE OLDEST, would DO SUCH A THING?
*Jack stares at vO like "y e s "*
Okey then *he tied the large box to the harness* well shall we start having some fun?
vO: Please kill my siblings while you do so.
Jack: vO shut up, earlier you were joking about wanting to protect them.
vO: we don't talk about that,
vO: THEY SAY THEY'RE READY YOU JUST CANT HEAR THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO ****ING QUIET
*he started just running while pulling them* haha this is fun and easy
If I'm not careful you might *casually begins pull them all over town*
turns around and starts heading back* :^ you were serious I thought you were joking
Jack: again, he's weird.
vO: you literally adopted me before I turned 18, shut up.
*vO was casually shooting his t a i l *
Jack: please stop doing that
vO: shut up, I'll tear out more of yours wings.
vO listen to your dad or I will throw you onto the cold hard ground
Won't be so hot when you know that I ****ed your dad *sudden realization of what he just said* I n e v e r s a i d a w o r d ._.
vO: make me. b i t c h .
Jack: vO shut the **** up or I'll turn you into soup.
I could throw you up against a wall right now and hurt you easily don't test it either trust me I'm sure your dad knows what I can and can't do there is a reason that he fears me
That's not the only reason it's mostly has to do with my shear size I am able to pin down even the most feisty of people and kill them if I wanted to besides you dads sword doesn't scare me he even cut my neck a little to show it was sharp and that he wasn't afraid to use it if he had to
vO: the ****, dad.
Jack: it's not my fault my sword doesn't work at the right times.
vO: snake thing shut up
098: n O <3
Jack: why did I even save you guys from that awful place
vO: I am 21 years old. I think.
Jack: I think you're 24 or something.
098: hahah noobs, I'm 10
Welp now I kinda wish I didn't screw you cause your kid is older than me ;-; I'm only 21
vO: hah >:)
Jack: he acts way younger than his age sometimes.
vO: I DO NOT!
Jack: yeah, ya' do.
Jack: I mean you kinda are. you're very,,,, flirty.
vO: you witnessed that first hand, eheh.
jack: dude shut up, I will literally back-hand you.
True I am but still I am unnerved at the fact that one of your kids is older than me
vO: h a h a
(I'm pretty sure vO is the tallest person-thing there--)
*Shade grabbed vO and lifted him off the ground* stop testing me >¦/
Jack: I care about my kids but if I think they deserve it I wont help them. plus, he's f i n e .
Ozzy: VO LIFT ME UP
vO: ASK JACK TO DO THAT, I'M YOUR BROTHER, NOT YOUR NANNY
Okay and vO just do it or you'll find out the main reason why your dad fears me
*vO just picks ozzy up as if they're a w i l d a n i m a l with R A B I E S - *
vO: there >:C
vO: does it look like I care
Ozzy: I am now going to quote something. *ahem* `` Temporary Fixes Wont Solve Anything. they wont stop the throbbing impulses. I ignore these chains from hell from dragging me down so I can avoid thinking about the future. ``
vO: That was a pointless quote.
Ozzy: that's the point. t o w a s t e y o u r t i m e .
Haha Ozzy not gonna lie your probably my favorite one in the bunch just because you do stuff like that
*vO places ozzy down*
Ozzy: *happy bunny boye noises*
vO: he's so ****ing weird.
vO: Welp. they're going to reappear behind me.
Jack: oh dear lord, run while you can--
*he reappeared behind Jack just looming over him dead silently appearing to be twice Jack's height*
*vO just started snickering--*
Jack: wait if he's not behind you,,,
*he bared his teeth and lifted his paws up his claws very visible and he was snarling appearing to look like a rabid wild animal about to make a kill the foam from his jaws dripped appearing even more wild he looked like he was about to kill Jack*
vO: please do kill Jack. I've already tried 17 times.
Jack: a H -
*he leapt over Jack and lunged at vO pinning him to the ground his mouth still dripping with foam looking wild his pupils were small and his fur was on end he was looming over vO trying to intimidate him*
*and Shade bit vO's arm it was painful to the point it felt like his bones were about to break*
*he ears pinned and he fully bit down breaking the bone easily and cutting through the skin like butter*
*vO didn't mind at a l l - *
Jack: Shade I think That's enough-
vO: no, no. let him.
*he pulled back not letting go and tore a large chunk of skin meat and bone he let go dropping the skin bones and meat on the ground and turned to look down at vO still snarled the foam now mixed with blood still dripped*
*vO seemed q u i t e pleased about that for some odd reason--*
Jack: aaaaaaand now you gave him confidence,,,
vO: I've delt with way worse, *****. Dude, I even hurt myself alot.
*he reappeared over by a tree and licked all of the blood off of his fur* there cleaned up
vO: Dad's probably scared to shit right now, ahah.
*Jack was just staring at vO's wound "oh my ****ing god he isn't crying? no pain? nothing? what the hell?"*
*he poofed and reappeared behind Jack and just hugged him tail wagging happily*
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vO: I LICKED THE BLOOD IN THE BLOODSHED UP
Jack: w h a t
(5TH ATTEMPT OF PUTTING THAT HERE)
*just doesn't know what to say and just keeps licking Jack's chest*
*Jack doesn't even f e el i t *
Jack: why-
vO: BECAUSE I LIKE THAT STUFF.
*Shade has determination and rubs Jack's inner thighs all while blushing a bit*