Make me laugh
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SoulessCarnage 
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03.03.2021
105 comments
SoulessCarnage[OP]
03.03.2021 00:43
LinkOne, two, three, and four
SoulessCarnage[OP]
03.03.2021 00:44
LinkOk ok stop liking this people jeez
BlueNitro9561
03.03.2021 00:45
Linkn o
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how'd I make you laugh
by almost saying basically the same thing you said to me when I choked on a brownie
jesus I got a five by mentioning I almost died from choking half to death on a brownie
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When you see a pear on the apple tree but then realize it was a tennis ball
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why did the nurse need a red pen at work? It was incase she needed to draw blood.
hey there buddy chum pal frend brother amego i dont mean to be rude my frendly frend frend buddy chum pal home slice bread slice doug but i gatta worn ya if you take 1 more diddly darn step right there i might have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture do u want that do u wish upon yourself to come in to physical experience with a crummy juncture because buddy pal frend chummy chum frend tat will be da end for u
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
" how can u Breathe through that tiny thing?!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
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In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks.
God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.”
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains.
“That’s true,” says God.
“So what happened?” she asks.
God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”
Old people would poke at me during weddings and say "you're next!", so I did the same thing to them at funerals.
i dont want to make you laugh because that would make you put the number 4 and i dont like that number
