If you had sex slaves you'd crush them with you fat body, Gay and Straight men are repulsed by your ugly ass

You're fat, a faggot and retarded

Cringe

And if you think you're ****ing grown up, keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora. Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip, stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips *****. Go outside and ride a bike or something, And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are NOTHING! And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes, Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses. Never mind faggot, just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot, I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home, Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome, And then look at tutorials oh how to hang yourself at home. And then you can hang yourself.

Cry all day, retard