Hey guys, it's me Harry. I got fired into Gryffindor. Ugh! Gryffindor's so LAME! And now I'm in the library for no reason. And the WORST thing happened... G-G-ginny REJECTED MEEEE! oeipsdjfbgiodrkufjipewaskl. HARRY ARE YOU IN THERE? I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU GOT AN F ON YOUR TEST! I MEAN MCGONAGALL GIRL TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! I'm just gonna cry 'cause I'm super emotional and you should too! IOJSDFoiPIkdziosludjmIOKLJDMIOSKLJDF

Why are we here? Because we're here. What do you think we're like performing a concert. YOU ARE A BINK! Roll the bones. You are a shown, oh oh roll the bones. YOOO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING MY CONCERT! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LIKE ZERO VIEWS ON THE LAST ONE! MISS YOU!

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LOL IKR!!!

oh uh i said that when we didn't know who you were heh sorry