a! (goes "whooo; whooooo whooo, whooo, whooo, whooo, whoooo" many times) Drinks like pee and smells even worse! (goes "whooo; whooo-whooo whoooo" many times again) My Patreon's deleted. (unintelligible; more "whoooo") What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do nowwwww? What am I gonna do? (makes noises) What am I gonna do? Wh-What am I gonna do? I'm covered in Kombucha and I have no more Patreons. (makes sobbing noises and feigns vomiting on the floor)--Y'all did this to me, all of you!"

Wow. Woooowwwwww. Wow. So, you guys are so into yourselves, like you are so committed to censoring innocent people that you are just going to go and try to get my Patreon deleted now. Oh, you have an opinion of me, so you're just gonna try and ruin my entire career. Really? Is that what you're goin' to do? Oh, I'm sorry. The F.B.I. never showed up; oh, I'm sorry, the cops are all about Onion Boy because it turns out, didn't break a single law, so what do we do? Oh, well our opinions have been invalidated so many times of him that we're gonna disable his Patreon. Woowww. Wowww, you would really do that. YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! GGIIIIIIIIII! YOU TRIED TO DO THE F.B.I.; IT DIDN'T WORK. YOU *TRIED* TO DO THE POLICE; DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the paycheck, and ya got it! Ya got it! All my Patrons have been DELETED. Are you happy NOWWWW?? Aiiiiiii! UGHHHHHHHHHIIIII! UGHHIIIIII! Is this what what you want, huh? Is this what (unintelligible) YOU WANT A TOTAL MELTDOWN?! Ya like Kombucha? I LOVE Kombuch

a! (goes "whooo; whooooo whooo, whooo, whooo, whooo, whoooo" many times) Drinks like pee and smells even worse! (goes "whooo; whooo-whooo whoooo" many times again) My Patreon's deleted. (unintelligible; more "whoooo") What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do nowwwww? What am I gonna do? (makes noises) What am I gonna do? Wh-What am I gonna do? I'm covered in Kombucha and I have no more Patreons. (makes sobbing noises and feigns vomiting on the floor)--Y'all did this to me, all of you!"

Wow. Woooowwwwww. Wow. So, you guys are so into yourselves, like you are so committed to censoring innocent people that you are just going to go and try to get my Patreon deleted now. Oh, you have an opinion of me, so you're just gonna try and ruin my entire career. Really? Is that what you're goin' to do? Oh, I'm sorry. The F.B.I. never showed up; oh, I'm sorry, the cops are all about Onion Boy because it turns out, didn't break a single law, so what do we do? Oh, well our opinions have been invalidated so many times of him that we're gonna disable his Patreon. Woowww. Wowww, you would really do that. YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! GGIIIIIIIIII! YOU TRIED TO DO THE F.B.I.; IT DIDN'T WORK. YOU *TRIED* TO DO THE POLICE; DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the paycheck, and ya got it! Ya got it! All my Patrons have been DELETED. Are you happy NOWWWW?? Aiiiiiii! UGHHHHHHHHHIIIII! UGHHIIIIII! Is this what what you want, huh? Is this what (unintelligible) YOU WANT A TOTAL MELTDOWN?! Ya like Kombucha? I LOVE Kombuch

a! (goes "whooo; whooooo whooo, whooo, whooo, whooo, whoooo" many times) Drinks like pee and smells even worse! (goes "whooo; whooo-whooo whoooo" many times again) My Patreon's deleted. (unintelligible; more "whoooo") What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do nowwwww? What am I gonna do? (makes noises) What am I gonna do? Wh-What am I gonna do? I'm covered in Kombucha and I have no more Patreons. (makes sobbing noises and feigns vomiting on the floor)--Y'all did this to me, all of you!"