'Uh...h-hey....So....I never told you my name and the story of it....
My name is Angelus glacies. It's latin for "Ice Angel." My parents picked that name 'cos---- I'm from the 6th century...you see- my type of unicorn lives for a very, very long time. And SOPHIA THE CAT here made my nose bleed and have a cut on my EYEE!!!!
Sophia: What I have one too
Angelus glacies (Me): UGH you keep telling me that but yours is a birthmark
Sophia: No it's not I told you I got it a day or so after I was born!
Angelus glacies (Me): No you didn't say that
Sophia: YES I DID!
Angelus glacies (Me): NO
Sophia: YES
Angelus glacies (Me): NO
Sophia: N- YES!
Angelus glacies (Me): .....uhm....
Sophia: Uhm yeah yeah OK.....uhm...yesh...uhm-
Angelus glacies (Me): ....
Sophia: .....