Yes.. Please call me.. I think I heard something downstairs in my laundry room..

Dear Pretzel, Im feeling scared... You know how the other day you came over and in my yard there was a bush that was pulled off by a unknown force and it wasn't windy? Well.. I feel like something or someone is stalking me...

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If she comments.. Im in danger

What?