One time I was in Walmart and this hot girl was in front of me. I was admiring her figure until she did something unexpected. She pulled down her pants and just let the diarrhea flow from her anus. I didn't know what to do. She was making these awful noises like Huuuunnngghhh and shaking her head violently. After about 3 minutes of uninterrupted shit flow she looked at me pleading, she shouted "please make it stop, it's stinging my asshole" but it just wouldn't stop. The workers were running around in circles shouting "God help us" and all I could do was watch helplessly. After about 10 minutes of this it finally stopped flowing from her ass but the damage was done. She laid there in the floor sobbing, nursing her asshole. I looked to my right to see a group of Walmart employees sobbing and consoling each other. Saying things like "it's over now." One kid walked up from the back and got one look at the carnage and immediately shot himself in the

im pissed Holy ****, im so ****ing pissed. I just cant have nice shit. Like, why the hell do i allways get ****ing friendzoned? Ffs, like, our vibes were the same and shit, we even kissed once, so why the hell man. Like holy shit, im so mad and rn. I feel like i wanna literally end all life on earth and cry my soul out of my body at the same time. Like, i just cant ****ing take it anymore, i just give up on women, ill just turn homiesexual, **** man. Woman☕.

Long ago in the land of Minecraft I noticed that the ink sacs were spelled sac, instead of sack, I got confused and googled it, I discovered that a sac is just an organic sack, part of an animal or whatnot, and now multiple years later, I’m coming to the realisation ball sacks shouldn’t be called ball sacks, they should be called ball sacs, a ball sack would be a man-made sack containing balls

Medusa is the ultimate blowjob machine. Everyone that looks at her gets rock hard, and her 12-15 snakes are ready to suck every single cock that comes at her. In Greek Mythology, Medusa is also called Gorgo, because she is gorging all those cocks all by herself. It is a common misconception that the poison from her snakes is lethal, but the fact of the matter is that it works as the perfect aphrodisiac, creating a stone ocean of pleasure. You will not ever want to go back to normal blowjobs ever again, after you tried getting seduca'd by the medusa.

Medusa is the ultimate blowjob machine. Everyone that looks at her gets rock hard, and her 12-15 snakes are ready to suck every single cock that comes at her. In Greek Mythology, Medusa is also called Gorgo, because she is gorging all those cocks all by herself. It is a common misconception that the poison from her snakes is lethal, but the fact of the matter is that it works as the perfect aphrodisiac, creating a stone ocean of pleasure. You will not ever want to go back to normal blowjobs ever again, after you tried getting seduca'd by the medusa.