I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy The gerbil lovin' when-, where-, and how-boy I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy What's my hotdog without your buns? Out here on the range, we're having fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singin' him a ballad Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his ****in' salad I'm Hank Steel the real cowboy What's my hot dog without your buns? Out here on the range, we're havin' fun My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his ****in' salad I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy