Drake: *bangs on the cage* you’re lying!

(Oh shoot! Sorry! Didn’t see this!)

Yes, I’m still alive! .... A couple years too old? Fine.... Anyway, I’ve decided to come back, and I hope everyone is still here! I aim to be more productive on the internet, so be sure to be on the lookout for me!

I’M SO SORRY!!!! I’ve been so busy lately, but now I’ve found a balance! It’s been fun, and I hope we can keep going!

Drake: Why’d you stutter then?