If I helped it would hardly be what you would do, now would it?

Had to ask someone what that meant, no it's just some bullshit :D you're welcome to say what you would do though I think it would add to the unhinged bigger picture of the post. Curious what anyone would do in this situation

You've been lured by your Norwegian tinder date past the forest onto the secret mountain that goes above the clouds wherein you shall enter the winter temple and receive the Norwegian passport (this is how they procreate)

Upper lip*

This critter is truly impressive. One eye shining, it looks to the future. One eye dead, it only sees the past. He can't even smell his own upper. Maybe he knows that. Really skilled work