if it had a mom i would **** her and then i can say i ****ed your mom to the minecraft movie

put shadow in the minceraft movie for 0.02 seconds and it will get one point three minecraftillion dollars in box office guaranteed

swing swing swing my sword sword whenever i get bored bored i can swing my sword sword i can swing my sword sword

no one else can make a sword exactly in this manner manner welcome to my manor manor i ca ca ca canna canna

my diamond sword sword you cannot afford ford ford my diamond sword sword even if you could could i have a patent