Somebody once told me the world was macaroni so I took a bit out of a tree
It tasted kinda funny so I spit it at a monkey and the monkey started cursing at me
10 million years later the monkey was darth Vader so he threw his lightsaber at me
It missed me by a mile and hit my friend Kyle where a lightsaber shouldn’t beeeeeee
10 seconds later Kyle became a hater and a threw the lightsaber at meeeeee
It missed me by an inch and hit my friend Bobby where a lightsaber definently should beee
They all grabbed a knife and hit me in the heart
Now we all have cancer plz donate
07.04.2019 00:03
Wanted a new start but I keep getting sick of FA so I keep making new accounts
