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You are taking a lone hike through a forest. Out of the corner of your eye, you see a faint glint of light. It is dusk. A sound emerges, quietly at first, from behind you. You turn around to see this aberration, wailing as it clambers towards you, with an earsplitting "NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

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