ive puked all my filth out goodbye now

ive never actually really ever considered it, its always just been a faraway idea if i dont magically grow up by the time i hit 18 but IM HERE. im here at my big fat age and im watching my family slowly realize how disgusting of a person ive always been

my brain is very severely underdeveloped i wasnt built to live long term an independently. i was literally doomed to be a lazy slob whos sucking the life and love out of all of her family by existing. the ONLY answer really only wastes the effort it took my parents to raise me

its ok now we're hackers

did the same thing but way back when the register button functioned just to get all the cool sounding usernames. i had like 20+, all stocked up for the apocalypse