UHHH WHO SAID THAT anyways can you help me break into Elon Musk‘s house so I can acquire his rocket ship that can go to Mars

yeaah i’m kind of sorry about that not reaaally but

i’m sorry I left the window open and he flew away and got hit by a plane

DO I HAVE TO go on a mystical magical quest to the Great Wall of China, break it down find a samurai under it He teaches me how to do kung fu I fight the legendary dragon obtain the magic serum dump it onto my head and my hair magically grows back????????!!!!???

IT HAS TO BE A WIG Because the long long ago in Chinese times YOU DIDNT HAVE HAIR UNLESS YOU PUT A MAGIC SERUM ON YOUR HEAD TO GROW HAIR IT CAN’T APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!