Half-assed wwyd lemme type
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kiggle-snips[OP]
06.07.2022 19:26
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kiggle-snips[OP]
06.07.2022 19:27
LinkSo anyways in your ocs town or something there was a missing person lol
person had been missing for years
until your oc was taking a walk through the park and saw a person with the exact description with a knife in their head
possibly dead lol
wwyd
The person just
smiled and waved
not even caring that there is a knife in their head
they frowned and just yanked the knife out of their head and threw it at the tree near them
they grabbed the knife back out and stepped infront of her and shoved it right back in their head like "notice me peasent"
Emma: Uhh... uhhh *doesn't know how to react, btw I'm a demi-girl so at some points I might call my self they because my pronouns are she/they*
Emma: Uhhh... so... *gets out phone and quickly searches up "What to do if I encounter a person who looks dead but is alive"*
Emma: s-sorry, I had to search something up. I should be getting back to my home now.
Emma: nvm *walks on but gets a feeling something isn't right, so she/they go back and sits down next to them, wondering if something really isn't right or if it is just her/their imagination*
Alex(https://ibb.co/BV0WMJG): *stopped and just starred at the person*
They grimbled and just pulled the sweater over their head,
just being a shirt turtle
They whipped the blood off their hand before lifing up their bangs, showing their almost demonic (yet strangely cute) face
They then hacked up a literal necklace and kicked it over to him
they stare a bit more before sticking their arms out and making a funny noise in attempt to scare them
Hunter:*he just kind pokes them with his wing while Robin watches on his shoulder*
The person grumbled and brushed the hair out of their face,
revealing the pitch black eyes "hm?"
Hunter:*he squeaked in fear not expecting the person to be alive*oh uhm
Hunter:I'm sorry I wasn't expecting you to be alive anyways I have things to do!*he picks the bag of loot back up and fixes his mask and hood*
Hunter:*he thinks for a second*uhm you wanna come with or something?*he joked not expecting a answer lol*
Hunter:uhm I wasn't expecting that you do know what a joke is....whatever come on..
Hunter:*he lead them to this sort of underground base he knocked on the door and whispered a password and it opens he walks inside where bigger and taller men where talking about what they stole*
Hunter:*he clears his throat stopping on front of the table and the men look at him he puts the bag on the table it spills a little and it's full of gold and gems of different sorts*and the big prize*he pulls a giant diamond out of his pocket and the men cheer loudly patting his back no one could see it but he had happy tears in his eyes and his smile was so big*
Man1:HOLY crap hunter you gotta go show boss man!
The being perked up a bit, realizing what this is, and literally puked up a bunch of little shiny things, like quarters, priceless rings, necklaces, a gold watch and a lot of glass bits
Hunter:oh uhm *he thinks*we might have a new person for the business
Man2:damn where did they get this stuff oh well
Hunter:*he picked all of his loot up again and carried them to this fancy looking skull door*alright you ready?
Hunter:*he takes a deep breath and opens the door where a big strong man covered in scars wad working on some papers he looks up at Hunter sees his back and grins*ah my nephew so you did it and...who's that?*he looks at the being*
The being puked up a raspberry sized ruby on the floor and looked up at the man
????:*he looks at the being amazed and confused*alright we might have a addition to our little family...alright my nephew what have you brought
Hunter:*he shows him the gems and the diamond*
???:*he was surprised with the diamond*so you didn't follow the plan your lucky you got that priceless diamond*he takes the loot from them and add it to this vault full of stuff*alright take your breaks and you little one what's your name?
"wonk t'nod I"
they said, lmao they can speak but they only speak backwards
(Lol)
Hunter:Maybe Caleb?
???:whatever just go
Hunter:*he leave with them*
Hunter:alright Caleb welcome to the family!*he goes and sits on this bench in the shadows away from everyone else that's when you notice theres a sign that says useless thieves sit here but the useless what scratched out in a red marker that says useful*uhm I did that heh...
They were just like
"why'd they give me a boys name I'm confused"
and they were still super confused
*they all look at him*
Man1:hey little guy I already heard you joined our little family no?*russian accent lol*
(Lol)
Man1:well my names Richard nice to meet you comrad
Man2:strange little fellow huh
Hunter:*he nervously walks up and stands beside Caleb lol*hello my family I belive you already met heh
Hunter:oh Caleb are you ok!
Richard:*he laughs loudly*I like this Caleb
They nodded and just kinda looked around the other guys
taking an interest in Richard especially
Richard:*he gives the being a necklace of a yellow coin with a skull imprinted on it*now you are part if family everyone has one*everyone except hunter pulls one out of there shirt*oh you shy little Robin go on show them yours*he's talking about hunter cause he tenses up a bit*
Hunter:uhm
The being got super excited
but just shoved it down their throat for safe keeping
Hunter:*he takes his put and it's just a black skull with red eyes*
Richard:that means he is family to boss!
Richard:boss has best one*he points to a scroll which shows some kind of white skull with Dimond eyes*that's his and next to his is little Robins and the rest of us
Richard:alright boys*the other men stand up*we have to head out goodbye friend*they all leave the base*
Hunter:uhm did you like them?
Hunter:*he just sighs*it's ok they hopefully won't end up like my parents....*he takes his mask and hood off to reveal his face*
Hunter:well unless someone sets the building on fire they won't end up like my parents
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Hunter:*he just face palms as his uncle gives him a price of paper and pulls out a dagger he presses the sharp end against his face*
???:don't mess this up*he lets go an walks back in his room*
Hunter:*he heads to a jewelry shop at night with his mask and hood on he begins to lock pick the glass door*
They literally went though the back and slipped through a window
Hunter:*he eventually got in and started putting things Into his bag*
Hunter:*he here's foot step and soon sirens as some asshole called the wee woos on them*I SWEAR TO TITAN SHIT
Hunter:*he makes it to base panting heavily*
*the men greet them*
Richard:you have run in with po po too?*he had a bloodie bandges on his shoulder and leg*
They immediately puked up all the shinies and sped over to richard, checking him over
Richard:*he just laughs*I'm ok little one
(Bro do you want me to make Richard a actually character lmao?)
(Hhehehe big buff man)
Richard:*he just hugs the tiny being*
Hunter:awwww
Richard:*they set the happy being down and pats there head then sat back down*I hope you got what you needed little Robin
Hunter:*he looks so scared as he realized he dropped the bag and Richard's face grew scared*
Richard:oh dear....
The being skuttled over and gave him a good portion of the puked up shinies, and there is a l o t of shinies
Hunter:*he just gathers some*hopefully this will work!
Richard:I hope so...
*they entered the room and Hunter sets the shinys on the desk*
???:*he looks at them and back at hunter*good...job...now go..
being just hopped onto the desk and pukes up the re-stored shinies before getting back down
???:good job tiny friend
Hunter:*he takes the being and just leaves*
Hunter:*he sets them back down by the bench and just eats lunch* you probably don't eat do you?
they shook their head, smooshed him and then ran off to go find buff man
Richard:*he is in the weapons room makeing staffs one is a cat*oh hello there friend
they look at the stuff, mildly in awe of the stuff before pointing in curiosity
Richard:oh have you not seen hunter use staff yet let me show*he picks us his staff which is a dog and he makes him self invisible*
their eyes widen and they look around frantically,
too dumb to understand magic
Richard:*he laughs loudly*you had a better reaction than little robin
Richard:alright*he hands them a cat one*it allows you to float things and hover on it only bird ones allow you to fly go on test ot
they scrunched their nose a bit and attempted to levitate a small bottle
*thy bottle just floats*
Richard:*he sets the bottle down*alright touch the cat parts head
(WHERED THAT GUY COME FROM???
they just, hold the cat, just, so happy
(GOD AUTOCORRECT WANTEF JACKIE LIKE)
Richard:alright then
Hunter:*he walks into the room*hey
Richard:oh hello robin boy
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Hunter:*he pulls out his bird staff which was robin and he transforms into the staff*alright turn your back to a staff!
I'm... Black really doesn't want to do this atm lmao
Lemme see if Paradox is free
... nope uhm
Mismatch is gonna have to do
Mismatch is a human, dressed in a blue spacesuit. The suit is terribly damaged, and red parasitic vines dig into his flesh to communicate and control him.
Will he do?
Alr
*Mismatch is walking on a sidewalk, near the bad parts of town. Not too many eyes to glare at h there.*
*Mismatch kinda backed away, looking at the knife in his head. He looks around and shakes the guy-*
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"You, obviously- you have a little something up.." *he points at the knife.*
they frown because uh
they are technically a lady
and they just yank the knife out
(ah, excuse me lol. Not good with distinguishing gender, usually) *the vines begin to shake deeper in, trying to start a Eruption.* "Yeah. That."
they shove it back in, not even wincing
(its fine lol
actually kinda funny
*Mismatch winces at this, look anxiously at the vines that puncture his limbs and head.* ",Did that not hurt?"