GRRRRR.... -sits down and egg comes out my butt* alright all you have to do is wait for the egg to hatch...

Im half bird so dont be U_U

-egg starts to hatch-

-a cute baby spring comes out of it and it chirps-

yeah.. Ik Ik its weird its you'res now all you have to do is feed it finger nails and it will grow to my size then you can have fully convos with them U_U

because its already setting up its house on you're shoulder *i point at you're shoulder and you would see a small house-

-fades away-

Mini spring: -sips coffee- h e y h o w a r e y a

Mini spring: -sips coffee again- mm thats nice -walks back into house and sits at table- You have a n i c e s h o u l d e r

*sigh* can i have one of you're finger nails im hungry -walks out of house and holds hands out-

oh.. well what the heck can i eat -stands up and jumps in front of you even tho i was really small-

-tears up and cries-

*stands up and wipes Tears* Fine You simple human. I will make myself some food- *you would feel some grass and some food grow on you're shoulder-

Iam growing my own food ! what does it look like Human!!! -grabs some food from you're shoulder and starts to cook it would smell Delicious-

-sits at my small table and starts to eat* Mmm~!! Would You uh..Like a bite ?

*i hand you a tiny plate it was a salad with vegan chicken-

So i grew some plants on you're shoulder washed them with surgar water. so it could taste a bit sweet and i used carrot to make vegan chicken.

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-screams in pain as i grew to the size of a small baby and my house was destroyed from me being to big*~

N-NO !! my house... :(

Yes ..That would be pleasant !

-grabs some wood and bricks and takes them outside-

OOO !!?! I love It ! -it would hug you're legs softly and ran inside The house-

-grass and food would grow around the house-

-smiles* *AFK GOTTA DO SCHOOL WORK* WAAAAHHHH