Both: "WE'RE BROTHERS!!!!"

Dreamie: "I like to pretend I am, because I'm more mature-" Nightmare: "I'm so much more mature than you are!" Dreamie: "No I am" Nightmare: "No I am" Both: "I'm the older one!!!" In reality, they are both the EXACT same age. Not even by a few seconds are they different ages.

Dreamie: "Me..."

Dreamie: "I like cream cheese" Nightmare: "No."

(Too bad)