1: I was fat and a useless ball of a baby 2: Had a food addiction got even fatter 3: Only wanted to watch people and sit there talking to a girl who could not 4: Was a brat and stole cookies often from Mom 5: Learned what pencil and paper was 6: Got first tablet but accidentally saw porn and threw tablet away (true story) 7: Made cards for Mom every day 8: Thought I was a spy and went through a faze up to 9 years 9: WAS good at math, started drawing PPG girls horribly 10: Thought that back in 1939 everything was the colors black and white 11: Woke up smart one day and was super edgy 12: Here I am.