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Carlos has gotten laid.... and 4 times to be specific. 1 male, 1 non-binary, and 2 different females at 2 different times
don't know if this is goofy enough but i hope it's a starter
GOD!
hmmmm goofiest fact.....
Belladean will walk around and call random people "faggots" 1: because she herself is a lesbo, and 2: because why should she care?
also i can say fag.... i in fact an gay
i'm just going to throw a fact at you..... it might not be goofy
Carlos and Penelope were almost in a relationship with a poly person.... thank god one of'em said "hell naw"