*starts manually disassembling Dyson vacuum with the wrong screwdriver type, stripping the screws and scratching up the plastic* oh I love when you do that
*goes back in time and drops a cartoon anvil on your mothers stomach while she's gregnant with you* gett dunked on buckoooooo *eats exactly 35/978 of a graham cracker and spits it out on a frog*
*smirks devilishly* you just activated my trap card!!!!! Or should I say... Cards!! *pulls out expired arbys coupon, chewed up Pokemon card of pichu, photo of Ryan gosling, and blank cardstock piece of paper* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *throws the items into a brick wall forcefully*
*catches baby* oh I guess you defeated me.... Or.. *adopts baby and nuturs it for years and showers it with love until its a fully grown adult* ehehe... *injects my adopted child with geekin juice (heroine) and sends the now super powered creature after you*
*Gets into an intimate relationship with the newly grown baby and showers it with love and reassurance then proceeds to chuck it back at you with the speed of God* Take that!!
*grabs adopted baby, gaslights it into thinking your a bad person. Puts it into an arranged marriage with a really rich person. Chucks it back at you at the speed of god +1* nice try!
*kills baby* Alright that got old quick. NOW TAKE THIS! *pulls out chocolate bar and kindly hands it to you* I MADE SURE TO GET THE NORMAL ONE IN CASE YOU HAD A NUT ALLERGY!!!
*smiles* YOU'RE WELCOME LETS HAVE A TRUCE *pulls out legal document to stop fighting and holds out other hand to shake* I HOPE THAT- *cough* sorry, I hope that we can come to an agreement.
*gets a home run* wow! I didn't even know that was possible in tennis! anyways. I gotta go home and bully people on the internet. Bye! *zooms off via jetpack, hits the twin towers, dies.*