shovel of justice
by:
thegreatcuphead 
178
178
28.12.2018
4 comments
thegreatcuphead[OP]
28.12.2018 11:29
Linkif fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!
sun tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.Then, he used his fight money...
[The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]
...to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat... ...and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
thegreatcuphead[OP]
28.12.2018 11:30
Link[Laughs to himself] "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'!"
[Crickets chirp as the 'recruits' are revealed to be the gibbed heads of BLU team members perched on a gate, all wearing BLU Soldier helmets. The Medic's head falls off the gate.]
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thegreatcuphead[OP]
28.12.2018 11:35
Linkunless it's a farm!
PastelOreo
28.12.2018 11:36
LinkBeautiful