Me too

you heard it ladies thats why

When you compare Gru's godly height to that of an average person's (14 foot to roughly 6 foot, i rounded up) you find that he is close to 230% the size in height of an average human being. Taking this into account we can assume that Gru's minion would show the same increase in scale to an average man's *****, and so when flaccid an average man's ***** is around 3.6 inches long meaning that gru's would be around 8.3 inches. Using this same formula for the average erect ***** yields a length of close to 11.9 inches. While this is still impressive it is nowhere near the one foot two inch schlong that OP was proposing. Not to make it sound trivial though because these are still impressive numbers. For instance, the girth of the average man is close to 4.6 inches. Scaling this up to Gru's Felony of a Member we get a girth of 10.6 inches. To put that into perspective, a soda can has 8.25 inches of girth. Gru's ***** is both longer and thicker than a can of coke.

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