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ikeymike[OP]
09.03.2021 14:51
Linkok here is one:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow an entire human being because, even though the whale was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
“But the whale swallowed Jonah,” the little girl insisted.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. It was physically impossible, she said.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then YOU ask him.”
Kid: Do you know where the remote for the TV is?
Dad: I do!
Kid: Where?
Dad: *Throws the remote
Kid: IN YO DAMN FACE!
Another one:
COVID-19 and Covid Rules
Who likes Covid? Nobody does! Think about it, especially if you are a kid, wearing the mask the whole day at school studying ‘boring’ stuff, (except for during lunch) five days a week? Of course, it doesn’t feel good. But that’s the only way we can protect people from this sickening virus. Staying a metre away from others, always making sure to sanitise our hands before touching other people’s broken and dirty stuff… You’ve gotta be kidding me! “Ladies and gentlemen, it’s 2026! COVID-19 will hopefully be over by the year 2030!” Just kidding, it won’t last THAT long, as long as everybody respects the Covid rules!