I'm a spiritvegan/vegansexual
36 comments
HoneyCove[OP]
19.08.2024 01:23
LinkIntroducing SpiritVegan and VeganSexual, the newest lifestyle labels that will revolutionize your existence and make you morally superior to all those around you.
Say goodbye to the outdated notion of being a mere vegan, for SpiritVeganism is the ultimate form of plant-based enlightenment. Not only will you abstain from consuming animal products, but you will also reject any material possessions that have been in contact with meat or its byproducts. This means no more leather wallets, no more suede shoes, and absolutely no more wearing that favorite red sweater that your great-grandmother knitted for you. After all, red is the color of blood, and blood is derived from animals, so if you truly want to embrace the SpiritVegan way of life, you must forsake all things reminiscent of meat.
HoneyCove[OP]
19.08.2024 01:24
LinkAnd let's not forget about VeganSexuality, the most progressive and ethical form of intimacy. No longer will you be shackled by the chains of carnal desire and the archaic practices of your meat-eating past. VeganSexuality promotes a new era of consent, where no participant is subjected to the touch of a meat-eater and every encounter is a sanctified union of like-minded individuals.
But beware, dear readers, for the path to enlightenment is not without its perils. If you dare to call yourself a SpiritVegan or VeganSexual, you must be prepared to face the scorn and derision of your less evolved peers. They will label you as extreme, elitist, and even ridiculous, but do not be disheartened. You are a pioneer, blazing a trail for a more compassionate and just world.
HoneyCove[OP]
19.08.2024 01:24
LinkAnd to those who cling to their antiquated ways of life, consuming the flesh of innocent creatures without a second thought, we have a message for you: Your actions are no better than cold-blooded murder. By choosing to eat meat, you are perpetuating a system of cruelty and suffering that has no place in a civilized society. It is time for you to evolve and join the ranks of the SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals, or forever be branded as the savages you are.
Now, go forth and spread the word, for the SpiritVegan and VeganSexual revolution has begun. Together, we will create a world where animals are no longer exploited for our sustenance or pleasure, and where every individual is free to express their love and compassion without fear of judgment or ridicule. And if you don't join us, well, we'll just have to shame you until you do. It's for the greater good, after all.
EdgeCraftYT
01.09.2024 09:51
LinkUh huh...
These rules are designed to be taken as seriously as a vegan who insists on inspecting every ingredient in a dish before consuming it, which is to say, not very seriously at all.
1. All SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals must pledge to abstain from consuming or wearing anything that has been in contact with meat or its byproducts. This includes not only food and clothing but also any items that have been manufactured using animal-derived ingredients, such as adhesives or cleaning products.
2. All SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals must adhere to a strict color code when selecting their wardrobe. Only the colors found on the official SpiritVegan/VeganSexual Mogai flag are permitted: light green, blueish green, and dark green. Any deviation from this color scheme will result in immediate expulsion from the community.
3. SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals must engage in regular meditation sessions, during which they will focus their energies on sending positive vibes to animals and visualizing a world free from the evils of meat-eating. These meditation sessions must be conducted in a sacred space, free from any meat-based contaminants and adorned with only the most eco-friendly and cruelty-free decor.
4. SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals must make it their mission to convert others to their way of life, using any means necessary. This may include staging public protests, creating viral social media campaigns, or infiltrating the homes of meat-eaters to perform impromptu interventions.
5. SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals must reject all forms of traditional medicine, opting instead for a holistic approach to healthcare that relies on the healing power of plants and herbs. This means no more visits to the doctor, no more prescription medications, and no more vaccinations (after all, those syringes are made from animal products, and we wouldn't want to compromise our sacred vegan bodies now, would we?).
6. SpiritVegans and VeganSexuals must observe a strict code of conduct when interacting with non-vegans. This includes avoiding all physical contact with meat-eaters, refusing to eat in the presence of non-vegan food, and loudly proclaiming the moral superiority of the SpiritVegan/VeganSexual lifestyle at every opportunity.
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aw hey! im dreamsexual! so glad these smaller sexualities are getting the recognition they deserve!! โค๏ธ
Hol up-
You say you're vegansexual
Does that mean that you do..."not so family friendly".. things to plants? ๐คจ
You seriously need help