Wwyd. Lmt
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Mother-Yeet 
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07.08.2022
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Mother-Yeet[OP]
07.08.2022 21:01
LinkAlright, so
For about a month your oc has felt like they have been watched. They look everywhere but they can't find anything that would explain it? Your oc has recently been going through a rough time, they are tired and ready to just lay down and not get up for a good while. After a long day of whatever your oc does they come home really late and go into their room to see these two very tall men standing there as if they already knew the place. The tall man bends down and taps it's watch as if expecting you. Wwyd
*uses myself, even though I don't have any art.* "Oh- Hello, what the **** are you doing in my room! :D"
Never met a self rp before lmao)
The man sat up one again practically standing shoulder to shoulder with the other man, "Hope you don't mind if we let ourselves in, though it doesn't really matter we've already been in here about a hundred times. It's lovely to finally be able to meet you, we've been watching you for some time"
I do a lot of these because most of my characters won't fit the prompt.)) "That's not creepy at all, why again? He simply asks.
"We are here to simply help you with these dreaded times. To in a way, make an offer with you. Please sit sit!" The door slammed closed behind them and the man whisked his hand and a chair appeared from under all of them. The men sat down in sync
Their tails trailed the ground wrapping around their chair legs pulling it forward, basically forcing them to sit "Anything you desire~ A certain someone has had their eye on you for some time now and has sent us to bless you with your deepest desires" a table appeared Infront of them and the man put his hand down on it a pile of money appeared "Riches and fame!" Items appearing on the table as he described "Love and lust, infinity knowledge! Anything you'd ever want"
*he gripped the chair as he was forced to sit-* "What's the catch?"
"Ah you're not as dull as the others..Well! A small price not even a price! Your devotion. You give you undying devotion to the god kek and we will keep your wish going! It's a perfect deal yea?"
"Trust me, I watch enough Supernatural to not trust any deal from the surface. What does 'devotion' include? How would I prove this?"
"A simple offering here and there. Anything will suffice of value, money, special items of personal value..Blood but that last option is purely optional but does provide great benefits..BUT let's stay on track shall we?" A contract appeared on the table
He eyed the two suspiciously. "... Mm.. Fine. When are the offerings due?" (Gonna be gone a bit)
"Evey half moon" they held their palm out which had a whispy moon shape "So..do we have a deal?"
He thought a while, getting his plans in line. Part of him was already working on a loophole. Not that he wasn't fine with spilling some blood. "Sure. You got a pen?"
"of course.." He held their hand out to them as if asking for their hand
They gripped their hand as the other brother pulled a black quill from his suit pocket wich had a gold ink tip. They pulled their hand closer as they pressed the top of the pen into their palm till blood appeared under it
"Blood oath." They slid the contract to them after handing them the quill with their blood on it. "Just sign on the line~"
"Mkay. I'm gonna need a tutorial or something on offerings.." He signed his name apon the line.
The brothers immediately snatched the contract which made the other brother start grabbing for it ensuing a wrestling match for the paper "Oh yeah!- Simple items of value of mind or actual money value y'know the basics. And as for the blood stuff- OW" he spoke while wrestling his brother for the paper "Human blood is the only option in that category that's why it's treated special"
"Mhm. Is there no ritual or anything I need to perform or do I just gotta kill someone every half moon?"
"You got it! If that's it we'll be on our-" He snatched the paper from his brother "Way..Well good day!" They started to walk past them, fixing their jacket
(Im gonna use them because yes, telephone)
They stared at the both of them and stepped back a bit "what do you two want from me."
The man sat up one again practically standing shoulder to shoulder with the other man, "Hope you don't mind if we let ourselves in, though it doesn't really matter we've already been in here about a hundred times. It's lovely to finally be able to meet you, we've been watching you for some time. We have nothing to forcefully take from you. Infact we are here to assist you!"
They stared at them not answering for a minute "do you two just Want me to make some kind of 'deal' " they stepped back again, a bit frightened
"well...a blessing from the sky's you could say.. Please sit sit!" The door slammed closed behind them and the man whisked his hand and a chair appeared from under all of them. The men sat down in sync. "Someone has had their eye on you~ and has sent us to assist you! Consider yourself lucky!"
The man sat up adjusting his coat collar and stood next to the other mystery man, their tails wrapping around each other. "Hope we didn't frighten you, my brother and I thought it was about time we introduced ourselves"
Stone:*he just picks the bottle back up and looks at it*w what the fvck is in this?
"A blessing from the sky's of course! Please sit sit!" The door slammed closed behind them and the man whisked his hand and a chair appeared from under all of them. The men sat down in sync. "Someone has had their eye on you~ and has sent us to assist you! Consider yourself lucky!"
Stone:*he just looked tired and sat down grumbling*who's had there eye on me?*he throws the bottle into the trash Making it not even looking*
"The magnificent Kek but that doesn't matter now! We are here for you and what YOU need or want." A table appeared "Riches or fame" items appeared on the table as he described it like money or microphones or art "Making you irresistible to anyone! Infinite knowledge! Anything you want!" They both took turns listening these out
Stone:*he just looked confused*why are you doing this for me? You don't know me I'm just some person in the world full for issues and dumb people
"Mmm yes we understand that, and that's why this is such a rare opportunity my friend" the items disappeared "This is your chance to be one of the special ones. To have your wildest dreams come true. And we are just meat servants here to provide that dream to you"
Stone:*he thought*uhm ok I don't really have any dreams and if I ever did they've been crushed a long time ago
He two giggled again "And that we are sure. But we know there is something you desire. We all do, and we are here to provide. A small deal to make your deepest desires come true.."
Stone:*he looked like he remembered something*c can you bring people back to life?
The brother seemed to perk up "Why of course~ anything you want, it is our command!"
Stone:*he had to stop himself from smiling he sighed*alright get ready for weirdness Pebble!
Pebble:*he appears out of nowhere*hey- who are theses guys
Stone:uh demons?
Pebble:oh ok then hiii names Pebble that's Stone who are you guys*he floated so he was obviously a ghost*
The brothers tails whipped backwards as they looked at each other and mumbled for a moment. They soon turned back to the two "We are The S. Brother, servants to kek. My name is Asmodeus and my brother is Amon. Is this the soul we'll be bringing back today?"
Pebble:wait wha?
Stone:uhm they said they could bring you back to life?
Pebble:oh OH my well good bye being able to float well I'll still have my weird powers so uh what do we got to do?
hey queen sorry about these trash replies 🤪 I'm writing a story over here
Crowly wasn't a stranger to the paranormal, but of course he never really encountered a real live demon or anything like that. Maybe a few possessions here or there, or maybe even a little ghost 👻, so he was very taken aback by the two tall strangers. He took a step back and had almost fell on his bed. He searched his pockets quickly for a switch blade, brandishing a small red blade from his pocket. "What do you two want?! It's not my time to go yet 🤬."
BE NICE YOU BIG TOED MF 💖💕
The man chuckled and reached forward, pushing the switchblade down by it's dull end. "We have no intention to harm or take you my friend. Apologies if we frightened you, we let ourselves in but that hardly matters now nothing we haven't seen before. It's lovely to finally meet you Crowley..face to face of course." The two did a slight bow, their tails wrapping around each other
MY TOES ARE NOT BIG YOU QUEER
He was trembling like the old man he was, his eyes wide. "What do you want from me?" He repeated again. Even though they had reassured them he was still scared shitless of them 😭
They're gonna give him a heart attack omfg
Good
The guy pushed them down so they'd sit down on the bed while they themselves sat down on a pair of chairs which had basically whipped out of nowhere "Not what we want what YOU want Crowly. You see someone has had their eye on you for some time and has sent us to help you. You're in such a hard place right now aren't you.." he said his voice trailing with sympathy and joy..
STOP THAT
He looked up at them with a defensive stare, "No, I havent." He said quickly, it was a lie of course. It was probably his wife or something, she tragically "died" and he knew he'd be punished in his near afterlife for such a crime. "I don't need anyone looking over me. I'm perfectly fine in the position I'm in." He let his guard down slightly
The golden rings around their heads glowed bright for a moment. "Yes of course you're a man of great things. But guilt is something you can't cover my friend. Perhaps we can make 'that' deed go away. Never happened, avoided, out of mind. A clear conscious on your end and a clear after life?.." A table appeared between Crowly and the two men
"...." he went quiet to think about it. "There's been no 'guilt' in my life. I've done nothing at all. I'm just a priest, no criminal." He shook his head and looked at the table for a moment.
The two giggled, covering their none existent mouth before leaning over the table their hands resting on top of each other, "There is no point in hiding any Crowly. We've been watching you for some time. We've seen every moment of your's in that time. You can hide nothing from us. So let us help you be better be a worthy 'Priest'"
they like 🤭🤭🤭 ooooh
"Bullshit." He stared at the two, "I don't need any of your 'help.' You're the devils work." He paused for a second to think of something, "Leave my house." He's gonna use the power of God on them 🥺🥺
Do it I dare you
"Ohhh we have the priest saying bad words now brother~ I'm afraid that isn't possible." Their demeanor changed in an instant as the table Infront of them disappeared and the chair that sat in disappeared as they got up. They were indeed much taller than them. "We cannot leave you alone until you are 'helped' my friend"
They fr just gonna follow him around till he dies
crying
He got up as well, trying to look somewhat intimidating even though they could probably body him effortlessly. "Well forget your 'help!' I'm not signing my soul away, or whatever the hell you soul stealers want."
"why would we want your soul. We aren't like your mortal horror movie's" one of the brothers disappeared before appearing next to the man, sitting on the bed "We simply ask for devotion. Considering what we are offering here says that it's a pretty fair deal.."
"What sort of devotion?" He crossed his arms, looking at the one beside him. "I can't just throw away MY religion." He sounded a bit offended
They giggled again and one of them got about an inch away from Crowlys face "Mmm yes and what has your religion done for you. I mean this in no offense but kek is offering you the chance of a life time. His loving hand watching over you as you live the rest of your short life Scott free. When has your religion done you any favors such as that." Their tails moved about, wrapping around random items occasionally
using this guy,,,ummmm i think i named him Preston,,
Preston just stared up at the two with the same tired and ill expression he'd give everyone,,he would act shocked to see two tall demon guys standing in his messy bedroom but he was too tired atm to care too much abt it,,maybe once he got the wink of sleep he expected to get he'd feel better and more emotional,,his nose started to run
Ewwwww kat your oc is stinky /j
The man reached into his pockets and pulled out a handkerchief and gave it to them "I do hope you don't mind our intrusion and let ourselves in. Though that hardly matters now right?" He sat back up standing next to the other man who remained silent, their tails tangling together
he is😔someone make him care enough to shower
He stared at the handkerchief for a bit and took it,wiping his nose off and rubbing his eyes with his other hand"..too tired to care..i thought i locked the doors and windows tho."he kinda looked at the both of them back and forth cuz he didn't know who was talking
It was apprent that the two looked at each other as if thinking this will be easy "You must be tired yes? Let's sit" a chair appeared under Preston basically forcing him to sit as the other two men sat in their own chairs. A table appeared Infront of them "We'll make this quick"
He was confused and rubbed his eyes a bunch to wake himself but that just made them redder than they already were from his lack of sleep lately,,he sat back in the chair and watched the two"are you tryna sell me something?"
The two laughed for a moment "you humor us! If we wanted to sell you something we would simply knock my friend!" They laughed and the man reached across the table and patted the guys shoulder "No. We are here to assist you."
He narrowed his eyes at them and huffed at the thought of having to get help because he wasn't good enough to do it on his own or something"I don't want assistance.."
He two giggled again "And that we are sure. But we know there is something you desire. We all do, and we are here to provide. A small deal to make your deepest desires come true.."
He stared at them for a bit before rolling his eyes"You can't make that happen...you just want my soul or something don't you."
"Not exactly this is more of ann exchange. We ask not for your soul but for devotion. This isn't an 2009 horror movie. We are sensible creatures asking for a sensible price for a very good deal!"
"And why should i agree to this...nothing will change except two more people in my life telling me how disgusting i am.."he shut his eyes
They chuckled "Trust us, we do not care. And after this deal you'll most likely never see us again. You live your life with your dreams OR desires granted and you get to go on Scott free without your little mortal body or would bring harmed"
He opened his eyes again and stared at one of the two,he just wanted to go to bed😭"mm....."
Cry
"Let us make a deal. We can give you your own reality even, you can alter it as you please. An offer of a life time."
"Fine whatever.i just wanna sleep..."he yawned and held his head,narrowing his eyes at the two of them"i've just lost like,5 minutes of sleep time.."
"And we'll wrap this up." A contract appeared on the table and they slid it to them along with a gold tipped quill. "Simply poke your hand till you draw blood and sign your name on that line and then..Well y'know. You can go to sleep in your reality"
he took the pencil and stared at it for a moment,trying to think through what he was about to do"..."
The brothers looked excited as both of them were leaning over the table and watching them
He just kept staring at the pen"Couldn't you have waited till morning?....."
“We are already here aren’t we? Might as well sign yea?” They tapped their finger on the table
He huffed and thought for a few minutes,,,he then made up his mind and pressed the pen against his hand,not wanting to waste anymore of his break time with these strangers,,,once he shed some blood he sighed his name on the contract
kieth stopped dead in his tracks, glaring at them from the door* "How did you get in my house-?"
The man sat up one again practically standing shoulder to shoulder with the other man, "Hope you don't mind if we let ourselves in, though it doesn't really matter we've already been in here about a hundred times. Let's not think about how we got in yea? It's lovely to finally be able to meet you, we've been watching you for some time now "
"Mm yes, we have been sent here by the one and only kek to assist you. He grants you to have your deepest dreams and or desires granted..to have anything you want in the palm of your hand for you and you alone"
"Devotion. To the god kek. A simple price that leaves your mortal body and soul in tact"
"And we'll wrap this up." A contract appeared on the table and they slid it to them along with a gold tipped quill. "Simply poke your hand till you draw blood and sign your name on that line and then..Well y'know you live your paradise. The terms of agreement and devotion rules are listed but not much to worry about"
The boys snatched it basically fighting over it. “Your wish will take action at the strike of 3 tomorrow” he said while snatching the paper from his brother. “AHEM…we’ll be on our way now”
“No need. We have no desire of coming back to this…lovely home of yours…good day!” The two vanished without anothword